>no dyke girlfriend to drag my introvert ass to parties, playfully

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life is literal pain.

>>39426291
>>39427134
Ahhhh, nothing like a little bit of reverse-traps to ensure your heterosexuality.

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>>39426291
I get rock hard whenever a girl acts like a boy. Like rock hard. Even if it's in some lame, cheesy way.

I don't really get why. It's as simple as a girl punching me in the arm or making some rude dispariaging joke.

The other day I was at the salon getting my haircut and the receptionist made a joke about how I look like the guy from Streetfighter, and I had to sit down to pretend to do something on my phone. I left my wallet on the counter.

I played Life is Strange a while ago and played through the entire thing post-Chloe with a throbbing boner.

I don't understand it.

>>39426291
is that a pic of austria

>>39427219
>I like when girl acts like a boy
>I go to salons
I think u might be gay

>>39426291
that's clearly a boy, anon.....>>39427134 is a girl but yours is a boy

>>39426291
> to drag my introvert ass to parties
If you want to go to parties, you're not an introvert to start with.

>>39426291
wtf is a dyke gf?

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>>39427326
boy-ish girl

>>39427382
so why not simply say tomboy?

>>39427408
Yeah, that.
E-english is not my native language
pls 4 giv
no h8