*Yaaaaaaaaawwwwn* Good morning, wagecuck! I hope you got en

>>39423480
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? I can't tell if you're dumb or just intrepid

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>>39423480
I'm sick, comfort me!!

>>39423522
Be careful, wagie. I might just report you to Mr. Shekelstein and say you were being a bad wagie. Wouldn't want that now would we?

>>39423537
I haven't been sick in so long. My superior lifestyle allows me to avoid the viruses of the unwashed masses.

>>39423480
So what are your plans for today?

>>39423564
I'm not too sure. I'm thinking of reading some Ancient Greek plays or perhaps continuing my self taught Latin lessons. Of course it will be hard to do that when there are so many choices to pick from. I think I might just take a nap because I can

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>>39423558
Good genes I imagine. My wife doesn't get sick at all even though she is surrounded by little snotty kids (each of her siblings have at least five kinds each so it can be a mess since hey are mostly under 5 years old) and she won't get sick with anything. Even now I have strep and she still kisses and cuddles and drinks after me

>>39423612
Wait I thought you were a neet?

>>39423480
Cringe. Based Wagechads livin in your head rent free.

>>39423480
Slavery? You mean what your disappointed parents do for you?

>>39423612
Dead culture and a dead language for a dead soul. Perfect.

>>39423612
>it will be hard to do that when there are so many choices to pick from.

I can imagine that, you probably dont care as long as its the easiest way.

>>39423480
Hey worthless NEET, just want to let you know I read your threads every morning and I always have a savory chuckle when I do. Keep on draining the rest of us while contributing nothing to the world, like you do best. :^)

>>39423480
I wish I could track you smug neets down and execute you myself.

>>39423851
>>39423938

Obligatory reminder that if you stop giving OP the attention that he so desperately craves, he'll stop making these faggot threads.

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I'm thinking of starting part job, 4-6 hours I don't think I can take 8hours from get go

>>39423972
I think you misunderstand how much I sincerely enjoy these threads. I crack up every morning because of them.

>>39423480
PLEASE OP TELL MY BOSS

Tell mister Shekelbergstein I spent my entire day here so far.
I hate my job but if I quit I get no bux, I need to get fired. Please let me ascend to glorious NEEThood! Please.

>>39423480
How's living off autismbux in mommy's basement going? Faggot. You are a parasite on society and you will do NOTHING with your life.

>>39424328
In many states if you get fired for not doing your job, you don't qualify for neetbux

>>39423480
had my wisdom teeth out and get to be neet again. life is good

I am an American Hero

The success rate of these threads is hilarious. Keep it up OP.