What's the most autistic thing you've ever done

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>>39418614
>12 year old
>in shool
>biology teacher brings rare snake skin to show us
>retarded kid that i am go to the teacher and rip that snake skin apart while laughing
>teacher literally crying
>still laughing
>teacher knew i was retarded as fuck and didn't even tell director
damn i wish someone had beat me up real hard that day

>>39418726
Shit man. Could have been a fur is murder fag and claimed the only ones who need snake skin is snakes. Pretty edgy for 12.

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>Be in kindergarten
>Walk in the room late and everyone else is getting settled in
>Say "where are the toys?"
>other students glare at me
>teacher glares at me
>god glares at me
>my ancestors glare at me from hell
Pretty much been going down hill from there for the last 17 years

>>39418614

>live near my middle school
>go there on a sunday
>see empty gatorade bottle
>take a shit in it
>leave it at the door of my homeroom teacher's classroom

nothing happened. the custodian probably intercepted it before anyone could be outraged over it.

>be me
>kindergarden
>finish lunch
>pulls out ice pack from lunch box
>out of curiosity bite open ice pack
> start squeezing liquids into my mouth
>didnottastegood.pptx
>keep doing it because autism
>get caught
>get sent to nurse
>get scolded
>be sent home with note

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>4 years ago
>Eating a burger
>Have headphones on listening to music and not caring
>Stand up to get more soda
>See qt girl with one of those Indian hand tattoos even though she is white.
>In a weird chad moment decide to ask her if getting that done hurts (I knew it was not a real tattoo)
>She explains that it is temporary, but points out that she has another one and her arm and says: And I have 2 more hidden in more private areas
>She gives me a look that clearly said fuck me if you want
>don't know what to say and just mumble, oh nice.
>Stay silent for what feels like 5 minutes, before just putting my headphones back on and walk to my table with my head down.

The same moment I thought I could finally get a girl was followed by the moment that proved me that I will never be able to

I clogged toilets with fruit for no particular reason on a daily basis before I noticed they started posting monitors outside the bathrooms and stopped. I must have been in the 2nd grade or so.