>am NEET >have no experience doing anything >have no

Be a full-time traveler, i.e. hobo. It's the only fitting life for a true robot.

Start making threads making fun of wagies I guess.

>>39418594
Suicide desu.

It also depends on how old are you, if you are over 23 then yes...
Suicide is the best option you have.

>>39418612
Read The Road by Jack London. Hobos are fucking Chads.

>>39418612
Not interested in that lifestyle.

>>39418626
I have never made fun of wagies.

>>39418641
Not 23 yet.

>>39418594
I genuinely just got a sweet job with practically no experience. Become a sociopath and know your target employer and act like they would like you to act, make conversation longer than a few minutes or so when handing in your resume to show genuine interest and shake that big ol hand firmly and look them in the e-

>>39418594
Look for some kind of professional certification college. Like catering, IT etc..
If you have the money, there is usually a course available that teaches all the employable skills as well as potential referrals to a job.
Obviously pick the one that lists employer contacts as a perk. Some of em just get you a cert and forget.

>>39418594
Community coIIege or technical school

>>39418594
Join the army cuntt

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>>39418594
i dont have the answer to that question but i hope pic related gives you an idea

Do food prep at a restaurant. or become a dishwasher.

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>>39418594

I think we both have to stop the procrastination get out of our rooms, and start being more active OP. The computer, the sitting in the room, its why we are miserable. Yet we still sit here...