>A-Anon, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be, M-My

No way fag
origin

>>39417729

Red fucking flag, right there.
Why would a girl like that be interested in me? Guaranteed her stacey friends are giggling in the corner, its happened before.

>>39417729
Cum in my pants. Then sob quietly

I'll take "Shit that never happens" for $500, Alex

OK, steve

Whats the purpose of those fucking roleplaying posts?

>>39417729
Sorry, your penis isn't feminine enough for me.

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>>39417729
Roastie toasty 1 2 3
roastie roastie look at me

beefy curtains I don't like,
leave me alone you fucking kike

I don't really want to screw,
You slutty fucking redhead jew

My virginity I protect,
I don't want a pussy that's been rekt

Miles of schlong have been in you,
Lost virginity at two,

I don't really want a roast,
Which is why I will shitpost

>>39417745
Pretty much this, anything else is wrong

>>39417729
In my most whiny voice "Do I have to do anything?"

>>39417729
Only if you suck my dick and lick around my tip and swallow my load when i BUST down your throat like a good little cum slut.

>>39417729
HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD IS GETTING OLD!

Tell her about /r9k/ and the shit we do on here

No you roastie whore.

>>39417747
tell us the tale
greentext plz

>>39417729
SORRY STACY, BUT THIS DICK ONLY DOCKS FOR COCKS

>>39417729
we all know if this girl asked us out it would turn out to be some ploy that will heavily scar us.

>>39417785
Not bad. 6/10

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>>39418017
Why thank you my good sir, and I must admit, it's surprising this comment was not original.

>>39417952

Not much to tell, just basic shit
>staceys would make fun of my eyebags and how i look in general
>hey anon youre hot u wanna be my bf xd
why do they do this

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>>39417729
No.

I want you to be my girlfriend.

Now suck my balls like in this .webm on /r9k/

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I wish this thread wouldn't die

>>39417729
>"H-heh, you too."
Then walk away.

>>39417729
As a Chinese guy I'd take her home and try to get in that white pussy real quick

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Serious question here:

What does a boyfriend do?

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>>39418478
he(male) fucks the pussy

>>39418094
holy shit why did his balls move like that without him cumming?

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>>39418568
I didn't know I had this fetish
thank you anon

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>>39417729
>tfw i'd probably refuse even seeking it so much only because i understand i'm not able to make anyone happy

she's much better off with just crying for a few days and getting over it than being in a relationship with someonw who just isn't good enough

her eyes are pretty. i would be her bf.

>>39417729
I probably begin crying and run away do to screw ballish emotions. This will be worse than that time I kicked the legs out from under a priests legs when he asked me if I was lost

>>39417745
I miss 2009 /v/

I'm not falling for you're stupid prank
Leave me alone

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>>39417785
Good one

oregano kek

>>39418568
>sis I got a raid a 6 do you know where the computer mouse is?
>ye 1 sec

>>39418478

I am also wondering this

>>39417729
n-no th-thanks you stu-stuttering b-bitch

>>39417729
no
idk who u are

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>>39420176
cx xdd

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>>39417729
>stuttering and requesting me to be her boyfriend
>not demanding I date her

It's like she's not 6ft and is submissive as well, haha no.