>tfw am an absolute scrub at my favourite video game >once

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>tfw 1000 hours on this game will make you pass 9th grade history

800 hours in, no regrets. Can we get Victoria 3 though?

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>>39412822
>about to finish ryukyu world conquest on ironman
>game ends before I can end war
I'm never fucking playing that game again

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>>39412822
>tfw practice playing as central Africa almost every game and got good enough to where Ethiopia and I can assrape over East Africa and the EU retards.

Feels BUSOGA man

Europa is too easy.

>try to get african power achievement
>1 year left
>manage to get the last island
>wonder why I don't get the achievement
>still forgot some shitty tiny France colony island in Indian Ocean
fuck you, I should try to git gud but I don't want to spend time on this game anymore

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>>39412822
It's alright to lose to the ottomans. 1000 hours and I still can't beat them on the latest patch.
>tfw set up perfect alliance as Serbia with Austria-Hungary and Poland-Lithuania but France allies with the ottomans and ruins everything

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>>>39412850
>have thousands of hours across all of Paradox's games
>every history class is a breeze

>>39413566
I literally took the entire balkans from them as Aragon and they were still a bitch to fight in Anatolia
>it takes a stack of 44k to fight their remaining 18k stack
>even then, the only reason I won was because I had more combat width, without that I would've lost
>ottomans declared a golden age and allied morocco, who'd annexed granada
>can't fucking beat them now, forced to give them a province and peace out >can't form spain until i defeat this unholy ottoman cockblock
>fucking ottomans take the time to ally persia
>ally mamluks goes full retard and gets eaten
I fuckin' quit. You win this time, Johan,

If it makes you feel any better I've been playing CS since 2003 and I have over 5500 hours in CSGO, I've never gotten higher than LE (Still am LE)

>>39412822
What pissed me off the most was buying all of the shitty dlc, and noticing norway got some god tier colonising ideas, fuck you paradox, fuck your shit
And yes the Ottomemes are fucking overpowered

>>39413725
ottomans get janissaries, +5 discipline from their ideas, and they're a lucky nation AND they declare a golden age early on giving them even more bonuses
I wish I never paid 20 dollars for that Mandate of Heaven DLC. It just makes everything even more of a royal pain in the ass

>>39412956
this, i like EU but after a couple hundred hours it just feels so railroaded, youre always just forming a super country and then going full napolean at the end and the AI intelligence certainly doesnt help.

I like playing victoria 2 but the time span is just way too short to enjoy a campaign, it always makes me feel like shit.

>>39413781
please explain anon, I have been considering getting that dlc along with common sense because this game sucks ass in vanilla

>>39413890
Ming never dies so playing in Asia is pointless. They made ming overkill
There are many other cheaper DLCs you can purchase that are much more important.
http://www.strategygamer.com/articles/europa-universalis-iv-dlc-buying-guide/

>>39412822
either play hoi3 or vic 2 or dont play at all

they ruined ck2 with the update a few years ago that AGAIN killed the size and added upkeep, also it took out assassinations (yay no way to kill the leader of random hosts...)

eu4 has sucked since it came out