Hey robots. I'm an eurofag who wants to live the american

>answer seriously
>seriously
>4chin

god i really hope you get shitposted till you die


go to >>>/adv/ newfag

>>39411630
Why are you so mad, friend?

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You are from Europe and you want to live in that shithole? lmao from want kind of shit european country are you from?

>tfw scandinavian countries have higher social mobility than the US
>tfw "socialist" countries beat the US in the american dream.

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>>39412019
>economic mobility
>having half of your entire life's work go to taxes

Pick one.

>>39412019
I'm not gonna name my country, but I don't wanna live in a country where the minimum wage is $360.

>>39411550
community college? work part time and do it

>>39412087
Why not just get a job that pays more than minimum wage?

>>39411550
>>39412087
Are you Slovak or Ukrainian?

>>39411550
>The only one is getting a job there and from what I've read they'll only choose someone from outside of the US if no american citizen can do the job
Not true. My stepmom was still a German citizen when she got a chemical engineering job in the city we live in, and even now, she still hasn't completely become a citizen and she's at the same company making six figures.

>>39412111
Because I can't get that without a degree. And even doctors and engineers jobs are really poor paid. The economy is shit overall.
>>39412135
No.

-Healthcare is shit
-Student debt
-Divorce and Alimony will crush you
-Land of the Religious autists
-Homicide rate through the roof compared to relatively safe european countries

No thanks.

>>39412309
Last 4 arguments are invalid since I don't plan on marrying anyone for now, I'm not religious and choosing a briefly crime-free area to live in is not that hard.

Anyway, I looked up on some community colleges' website and they want proof of having $25k+ in the bank. I don't know if I'm looking in the right place. Can someone help me?

>>39412486
>they want proof of having $25k+ in the bank.
What fucking college is that? I've never even heard of something like that.

Serious question, why not another, better european country instead of the US?

>>39412513
http://www.ccp.edu/node/233
Scroll down to Application Documents.

>>39412513
its not the colleges, it's the visa requiremens I assume

>>39412537
this OP, why waste your money and try america when you got other European states right under your nose? Language barriers?

>>39411550
Why do you want to study in the US so bad anyway? Just do your university/college in your country or in some other european country then move to the US.

>>39412566
Yeah language barriers sound scary, but a few months are enough to learn a new language without much problems.

>>39412626
I don't especially want to study there. I want to live and work there. But as I said, I don't know how to get a job there without any experience (18, just finished high school). And I don't think any employer would hire a non-experienced foreigner.

>>39412664
Language is sometimes annoying even in my own country. Norwegian people come up too me expecting and get mad when I don't understand them.

>>39413051
How much do living expenses cost in Norway?