Ok you sad bastards, say one positive thing about yourself.

>>39410947
My ability to notice how fucked up I am

>>39410947
I'm average height (5'10)
I can play video games kind of good

my 24/7 poker face

>>39410947
it seems that I am funny, which is a great thing

>>39410947
abuv average dick size

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>>39410947
My smile, when I tried online dating that's the one compliment I always got. A few times at work I had a customer tell me to never stop smiling, and one said to her mom as they walked away "wow she has a pretty smile"

I'm Honest and tell it like it is

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I'm pretty accurate with a gun and out perform my friends on the range.
>tfw cant own guns because of mental health history
I still fucking hate myself.

>>39410947
i havent kill myself yet so yeah

>>39411015
So...pic?

Oregano

I'm tall, handsome, intelligent, charming, funny

>>39410947
I live like 15 miles away from Chads pizza

>>39411223
Oh so you're a good liar on the internet

>>39411223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fwDfjO9VC4

>>39410947
I'm 6'4 and have dark green eyes. The rest is shit.

>>39410947
I treat other people how I want to or expecct to be treated.

>>39411374

That's fucking retarded anon. That's a weakness.

>>39411309
What part makes you think I'm lying?

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I'm immune to bad smells and I'm able to swallow anything no matter how bad it is without even gagging.

>>39410947
>upsides
Intelligent, clever, hilarious, witty, affable, respected

>downsides
Self-loathing, ineffectual, inept, bohemian, cynical

>>39411410
The part about being charming really set me off
Also the combination of tall and handsome is a low %
Along with the intelligent plus funny low %

The realistic percentage of people with these traits are about 0.3% or 3 out of 1000. These people would probably excel at life and already have friends and a job, and do things that make them happy enough to not ever browse r9k

>>39410947
Im really good at finding patterns in things.

I literally, honestly, sincerely have absolutely zero positive things about me. I'm trash physically, mentally, financially, and socially.

>>39411435
swallow this
*unzips dick*

any of my positive traits i can think of several other people who possess better versions of those traits
that's why i've turned to a life of crime because there's less competition there with positive traits

I enjoy jazz, so people think i'm intelligent.

>>39411487
Charming is something I deduced from the fact that I can make friends everywhere I go, and women of all ages are fond of me.
I'm tall but nothing freaky, 187cm.
Handsome is a compliment I've been getting regularly since my early 20s, sometimes I even get "beautiful".
Funny is kind of mixed with charming I suppose, I'm not hilarious but people laugh at my little jokes or rather the way I say some things.
Intelligence was actually measured for real by a pro recently.
I don't browse /r9k/ that much, that said I do have a bunch of robot traits.

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>>39411223
Yeah, and my dad works at Nintendo and he said I'm gonna get a job there and I'll make so much money that I'll find your IP address and than come kick your ass Than I'll have my dad come kick your ass and make sure you never buy a Nintendo related thing again

>>39410947
I play the drums pretty good
Also I don't deal with fucking bullshit.
Other than that, nothing.

>>39410947
I'm a fast learner and I can pull my shit together when I'm in a group and nobody is willing to take the initiative.

>>39410947
Is this positive enough guys?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39410947
I can debate people into the ground if a want to.
Thats annoying at times but extremely satisfiying at others.

>>39411649
No need, I haven't bought anything Nintendo since I got that second hand NES back in... '93 I think, or thereabout.

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>>39410947
I can use my self loathing to overexert myself, which makes me great at my work. I feel like a corpse after most days, but who gives a shit

I contain knowlage on the topic of fire alarms and outdoor warnigs sirens

>>39410947
honestly my looks are one of my best features but im too much of a neurotic autist to keep any girls who show interest in me...

i'm a slick rick funky nigger

I'm great at quitting my job

>>39410947
I've never killed anyone (yet)

>>39410947
7 inch shlong. I don't need much to be happy. My parents always liked me because I never pestered them to buy video games and stuff like that growing up. Those are probably the only good things about me.

>>39410947
I think I have massive self esteem issues cause I legitimately tried to give an answer to this thread and come up with nothing. I don't think i'm terrible but everything about me is just meh.