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>have gay friend who knows sum bangin hot mamas >haven't

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>have gay friend who knows sum bangin hot mamas
>haven't gotten my dick wet in 2 years now
>considering fucking a tree my dude my dick and balls are crying
>invites me to hang out just me him and 4 fuckin cinnamon buns if you know what i mean
>night carries on, everything is good, we go to a show at a bar and play a board game
>drinking ensues
>somehow gay friend hooks up with a girl and they actually fuck
>i sit literally on the same couch as 2 other chicks while they cry and talk about boys and shit while this is going on

some of my favourite quotes of the night were:

-he likes to throw and break stuff he's so cute
-so what if we hung out its not like he fucked my face
-everytime we all hangout i end up sucking his dick i need to stop
- did you send that snapchat (with me literally in it behind her on my phone) if me drinking? ask him over!
-omg he's coming over EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you boys were just salty about not getting laid but its the real deal my dudes. how do i not kill myself over the urge to cum all over girls but hate them all so much?

do yall got any stories?
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Why didn't you just leave when you realized you aren't getting any sex?
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>>39410569
the only two girls that were ever attracted to me both had boyfriends, and I felt like total scum for what I did but I NEEDED to lose my virginity.
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>>39410595
this right here originally >>39410607
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>somehow gay friend hooks up with a girl and they actually fuck

DOES NOT FUCKIN' COMPUTE! Was he pretending to be a faggot or what?
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>>39410569
Gay men with female friends get more pussy than is imaginable
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>>39410761
most likely, in fact I think cuttlefish do the same thing by pretending to be female so they can avoid being killed by Chad, they get close to the females and fuck them before Chad notices.
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>>39410607
Why not fuck the girls? I've cucked two dudes doing this. One dude was in the Navy and went away on training exercises and another was some dude dating a chick I worked with. She even gave me her virginity instead of him.
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op here

>>39410761
he actually is but the chick was so fine i guess it made him straight for the night

>>39410875
because i'm human garbage why do you think im here
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>>39410875
I did fuck them but I felt bad about it because I'm a moralfag, and mostly because girl #2's boyfriend would visit and hangout with our friend group every weekend since he didn't go to college
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>>39410761

actually made a post about this a couple hours back

I'm gay and sometimes I have sex with women, normally I dont get hard at pictures or anything (I can get off to straight porn perfectly fine) but if I'm drunk and horny and a girl is coming onto me I sometimes cave in we go to my place and fuck. I need to cuddle a bit longer and kiss to get hard but once I'm done we do it and its nice.

I'm gay because being fucked by a dude is by far the greater kick but I do love girls and thankfully can do it with them from time to time.

I would not be able to satisfy a woman on a regular basis though.

This is pretty much the experience of every gay dude out there. Very few of us fucked exclusively men.
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>>39410933
Why the fuck would you get yourself in a situation like that man... Just for sex? Thank God I'm not that driven by it.. I guess it makes sense that girls say 'this pussy will ruin your life'...
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>>39410902
But if you get the offers you should just go for it. Some other dude is going to bang them anyway.

>>39410933
I hung out with the guy dating the chick I worked with. She introduced me to him which was her idea. She said she liked the secrecy of it. I almost fucked her best friend who had a boyfriend too.
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>>39410949
wow i actually didn't know that

>>39410978
pussy makes the world go round my dude i don't want to want it but jesus christ dude
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>>39410978
I was a 22 year old khv. I was afraid of losing what I thought was my only chances for sex.
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>>39410569
Why dont you just have sex with your gay friend? Its a win win man you are dumb as fuck
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>>39411125
bruh a holes a hole but i need that sweet puss

i need to re-remember the sweet taste of pennies and milk
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>>39410793
>The feeling when you realize gay men are the ultimate alphas.

Im about to take the pink pill.
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>>39411147
this is so true tho. i have other gay friends who go clubbing and post snapchats of them licking 10/10's faces and making out with multiple girls
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>>39411070
Only chances? Are you terminally ill?

t. 20 year old khv who doesn't care about it
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>>39411254
(((Edit))
I didn't read your post that well I'm sorry it's late I really should go to bed

>>39411070
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>>39411170
>want girls
>being gay is a prerequisite
every day I come closer to believing that Rod Serling was literally the second coming of Christ put here to show is how the world truly works.
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>>39410569

Why do you associate yourself with utter degenerate scum?
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