>decide to stop being a fat lazy fuck
>go to tackle some yard work
>start taking down branches of this tree encroaching on the pathway to the house
>actually feels good getting physical
>suddenly stops feeling good
>starts feeling like little stinging needle pricks all over body
>realize I'm covered in ravenous horseflies
>go out back
>room mate apparently decided to puke all over patio instead of toilet severla nights ago
>room mate never cleaned up
>yard is blackened with flies
>go back inside never vowing to leave again
Well, what horrible consequences befell you last time you tried to do something nice?
Also, does anyone know what to do about horseflies?
>>39410695
I just googled it, fucking whatever.
I don't know why I try to talk to you niggers, you only give a shit about pussy.
Maybe I should pretend to have a cunt next time.
>>39411657
shouldnt bother with this place anymore senpai
so many normies and redid fags
>>39410331
Hose that shit or get buckets(or bowls) of water and douse the puke away.
Try making a trap for them.