Story time- >be me >28 yrs old >CRJ Series captain

>sudden urge to fap
>not now, too busy
>we start our checklists
>shes the pilot flying this leg
>this means that ill be reading the checklists and talking on the radios, and she will do the flying
>weather is getting worse
>need to leave soon, or we wont be going anywhere
>as we're running the checklists, I keep looking over at her
>looks so hot reaching to the overhead
>short, so she needs to stretch out a bit
>urge to fap worsens
>we are cleared to taxi for takeoff
>taxi to the runway
>weather is really shitting itself at this point
>we call tower and get takeoff clearance
>as we line up, I give her the controls
>she advances the thrust and we go flying down the runway
>as we rotate, we start to get some pretty bad chop
>not dangerous, just a pain in the ass
>Anna's tits are bouncing all over because of the chop
>ohsweetjesus.png
>dick about to explode
>decide I need to fap
>wait until we get cruise altitude
>as soon as we reach it, i call the faggot in from the back
>there need to be two people in the flight deck at all times
>go to the lavatory, start fapping furiously
>edge like 4 times
>solid 15 min session
>all while thinking of anna
>cum buckets
>clean up and head back to the flight deck
>thinkingclearly.jpg
>faggot gives me a weird look
>says" took you long enough"
>sounded like a typical white bitch, but gay
>i say im sorry
>he goes back to start drink service

>>39409279
>anna and I are alone
>time to make my move
>i ask her how she likes the job
>says she loves it, but she hated that she had to move across the country
>we're both based in cleveland
>shes from florida, and believe me, it sucks donkey dick to commute
>she lives about an hour away from me
>she just moved to cleveland, and says she doesn't know anyone
>say i can show her around if she would like
>bossmode.mp4
>she says she would like that
>hell yeah
>continue talking
>at this point we are about ready to start descending
>checklistsfordays.jpeg
>as we're cleared for our approach, she decides to hand fly down from about 10,000
>shitload of fun
>since im pilot monitoring, i get to enjoy the ride
>still fairly bumpy
>shes handling the plane like a pro
>diamonds again
>her touchdown sucked to be honest
>notenoughflare.mp3
>i say "make sure you double check those tires on the walkaround," in a joking tone
>she laughs
>im lucky, because shes basically forced to talk to me, being locked in the flight deck together and all
>we talk for hours as the day goes on

>>39409319
>shes really cool
>also kind of introverted
>we get to the hotel that night, and check in
>agree to meet for drinks with anna and the faggot
>normally wouldnt, because id rather play vidya, but the urge to fuck is too strong
>we agree to meet downstairs in an hour
>i shower, and put on my layover clothes
>hoodie, jeans, sneakers
>faggot comes dressed up like hes prince or something, i could've sworn he was wearing makeup
>anna shows up
>wearing a blouse and skirt with a pullover
>looks hot as fuck
>can hardly keep my dick in my pants
>we head out to a bar next to the hotel
>since we were on a early rotation that day, and had a late rotation the next, we order some drinks
>3-4 drinks later anna is tipsy
>i am too
>intenseflirting.jpg
>we can't do anything while the faggot is there
>fucking the f/o is frowned upon
>faggot goes to the bathroom
>anna slips me her room key
>says to come visit her
>its on

>>39409339
>faggot comes back
>we say that its getting late, and that we should break for the night
>go back to my room
>no condom
>fuck
>run out to cvs and buy a pack
>go to annas room
>opens the door completely naked
>hellyes.mov
>fuck for over an hour
>was fucking awesome
>go back to my room
>next morning
>faggot comes down looking like hes about to die
>says that hes sick, and he can't continue the trip
>hes obviously hungover, but whatever, at least we get a replacement
>since our flight is due to leave in a few hours, we call crew scheduling and tell them the situation
>they say that there'll be a reserve flight attendant waiting for us at the airport
>since we have some time before we need to head out, anna and i go get breakfast
>fast forward a few hours
>arrive at the crew lounge
>new flight attendant is a 20 something year old chad
>we'll call him chad to keep it simple
>he sees anna
>i think hes into her
>hes a solid 6'3 ripped dude
>anyway, we get to the plane
>get set up for the day
>warning goes off
>AUTOBRAKE INOP
>ohshit.jpg
>call maintenance
>they come out
>while they're looking, im on the phone with ops trying to get this shit sorted
>anna is in the back talking to chad

>>39409357
>3 hours later
>finally get the plane taken care of
>get off blocks 4 hours late
>rest of the day is uneventful
>that night
>we (me anna and chad) agree to go out for dinner
>meet up
>i have a terrible headache
>eat dinner quickly, and leave early to sleep this shit off
>next morning
>we meet at the front desk to wait for the crew van
>anna and chad are already there, waiting for me
>they're looking at each other
>something is up
>we get to the plane
>set everything up
>after leg 3 that day, we have a slightly longer turnaround, about an hour and fifteen mins
>its my turn to go get food for us
>we usually dont have enough time to sit and eat in the terminal, so i usually get my food to go and eat in the flightdeck during cruise
>my turn to go get food for everyone
>i go get us our lunches
>back after about 15 mins, anna and chad nowhere to be found
>i go to the flightdeck, and start programming the fmc
>hear a rattling coming from the back of the plane
>a few minutes later, anna and chad emerge from somewhere in the rear of the plane
>they're both clearly disheveled
>"oh anon, we thought you were still getting food. It looked like there were a lot of people"
>I ask her whats going on
>she says its not what it looks like
>we all know what happened here
>awkward silence for the rest of the day

> faggot wants to join in a threesome so I let him.
>Anna just watches as he plows my ass all night
> wellimgaynow.jpg

>>39409382
>we get to the hotel
>I go directly to my room
>play vidya all evening on my laptop
>feeling hungry
>go down to the hotel restaurant
>have to walk past the bar to get there
>i see anna and chad at the bar, sticking their tongues down each others necks
>instant 180
>go back to my room
>end up eating an old granola bar i found at the bottom of my flight bag for dinner
>next morning
>we meet at the crew van
>annas got a hickey
>didnt even make an effort to cover it up
>i don't speak a word to her outside of the checklists
>last day of trip
>go home leg
>we are at cruise, almost getting ready to descend, when she breaks the silence
>"you know id still like you to show me around cleveland"
>lolwut?
>ignore her like the slut she is
>im pilot flying
>angry as fuck
>decide that ill show this bitch
>solid 15-G20kt crosswind
>say watch and lear
>land this bitch like a pro
>greaser.jpeg
>she be mirin' my landing
>we taxi in, and shut down
>I leave as soon as we finish the checklists
>dont say a word to either of them
>drive home in silence

Fucking Chad. I almost had something with her and chad had to come along and ruin. Why does chad always win?

>>39409386
Kek op is a tag now haha

you still fucked her.

Fellow pilot here, don't expect to last long in a hookup with the crew. They all just want to fuck the best piece of meat.

Also CRJ faggot.

>>39409700
Ayyyyyy where you based bro? good to see another crj dude around these parts

>>39409742
Spain, comfy regional airline. I go to airports where the only scheduled flight is mine.

Thanks for reminding me about why I hate all women