>want to kill myself and see what everyone's reaction

>>39406989
you can fake a suicide attempt

>>39406989
Pull a Tom Sawyer, fake your death and show up at the funeral

>>39406989
>"Stacey did you hear about anons death?"
>"yeah, he was such a nice guy in school and we always spoke"
>"lets tag ourselves in old school photos so we can reap some of the limelight"

Fake your death

original

>>39407265

Pretty much this, actually witnessing your faked death aftermath would legitimately make you want to kill yourself because of how fake and virtue-signally it will be. Suddenly every Chad and Stacy will come out of the woodworks about how much they loved you and how close you were, just so they can get brownie points for their lies

>>39406989
Fake it you dumbass, like mac and charlie

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>>39406989
Did you not watch Beetlejuice? People who commit suicide are forced to work civil service jobs in the afterlife for all eternity.

>>39406989
this so much, i think about it a lot

>>39406989
Just fake your death.
You can only do it once in a lifetime though

I want to fake my death to see if my family would actually care.
that shit's illegal though so fuck that

fake your death, niggerboy