Femanons, what is your ideal bf? >Their gender >Their

bumperoo for some love pls

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>>39403421
there are no females here, only beta virgin losers

>>39403551
how about you become my virgin beta loser, no homo

>>39402861
>Male (duh)
>18-21
>over 5'5. I'm 5'2 and just want someone a bit taller than me
>don't care
>whites only
>outdoorsy shutin, open minded
>gardening, anime, drugs, history
>watching anime and getting blazed together
>Consensual sex after marriage
>extreme obesity, scat, hardcore S&M, sex outside of a serious relationship.
>18, female, currently in colorado but move around quite a bit. Spend most my time getting high and watching anime.
>if requested

Where are all the qts at

Have yet to see someone from my shit country and according to zeemaps there are no girls here.

>>39402861
>Their gender
Male
>Their age
21-25
>Their height
6'0-6'4
>Their body type
Normal BMI (18.5-25), muscle/hair doesn't matter
>Their race/nationality
From North America, not black
>Their personality
Intelligent, emotionally attached, vulnerable, honest, curious, open to experiences
>Their interests
Doesn't matter as long they're not overly political, his hobbies can be media consumerist or creative or intellectual
>Describe a perfect day with them
Any day where we're infatuated, emotionally present, and in love with the other, activities are secondary
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
22F Canada

>>39403717
c-contact info? i do drugs and stay inside while watching anime

>>39403717
>getting blazed
Why are girls always into the worst drugs.

It's always gotta be alcohol or tobacco or weed it seems

>>39404761
she doesn't want you she wants Chad

>>39404855
Gosh anon it's almost like people use the most accessible things.

>>39404761
Ayano#5740

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>>39402861
>male (male)
>22
I met a great guy but he was was older than me and I was put off. He probably wouldn't have gone for me, but alas.
>5'6+ ft
>skinny, Aushwitz mode
>white, Jewish, Native, Asian
>more relaxed than me
>friendly, reassuring, affectionate, warm
>funny
>excited, enthusiastic
>likes music, outdooring, politics, tabletop games, pets, history, old movies, whatever as long as he likes something
>waking up, snuggling, making a big breakfast, singing songs in the car or listening to our favourite songs and explaining why we like them, camping, snuggle, banter
>or meeting up after class to go to the pub with friends, getting tipsy
>or sitting on floor listening to records
>turn on: neck, ear smooches
>turn off: being gross, vulgar, sexual in a mean way (like, grabbing my head or wanting to choke me)
>22F Canuck
>currently in Killarney provincial park (lab work)
>likes to draw
>white
>like history, especially British (literally listening to songs about the War of Spanish Succession)
>owns cat

>>39404888
I know but it's like "Oh she's into anime" and then she only watches the most entry-level stuff and won't venture beyond it with you.

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>>39402861
>>Their gender
Male, preferably none of that non binary stuff.
>>Their age
20-42 Maybe older, who knows
>>Their height
5'7 or taller
>>Their body type
I like chubby boyze but only when they take care of their skin. Skeletons are alright but they gotta be spooky.
>>Their race/nationality
I'm not too picky.
>>Their personality
Scary, controlling yet kind and respectful in public. Very open minded and speaks their minds and opinions without any problems. I'd prefer someone extroverted over introverted though.
>>Their interests
Horror is a plus but I'm not too picky.
>>Describe a perfect day with them
Everyday with them would be a perfect day.
>>Turn ons
I really like being scared
>>Turn offs
I don't tolerate drugs, drinking alcohol is fine but being an alcoholic is not.
>>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
I'm female. Um, I love horror, I am 20 years old on the west coast. I am a very happy person, some people find it creepy at times. I also get really obsessive over things especially people I like.
>>Optional contact
Spooky#2970 is my Discord
If you're too scared to contact me there, feel free to contact my email
[email protected]

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>>39405523
I fit all this, although my taste in spook is pretty entry-level.
Sent you a request. Maybe you could teach me some new ghosts

>>39403551
Fembot here and this is my standard I did a vocaroo for you virgins

Here it is yes there are fembots here enjoy guys

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39406225
Doesn't date corpses - picky

>>39406329
6ft 7inch penis and not black I could date a asian but I like white me, older 25 to 30 I'm 21 amd they have to be fit with a good paying job.

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Reminder to actually report this /soc/ garbage. Otherwise, this will just go on and on.

They HAVE to dab on the haters. If my bf won't dab on them haters then he ain't my bae

>>39405523
>Spooky#2970
Added.
What kinda horror you like my dude?