>Just getting out of the shower >Have towel wrapped around

>have gf
>fuck her

>>39401796

>inflate gf
>fugg

>>39401796
I had a similar story except it was with my Chad roomate.

>be on bed
>Have no gf
>Cry
>Search exit bags online

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>Have gf
>She lives 200 miles away
>She is obsessively loyal and devoted to me to an extreme level
>She has anxiety and cuts herself when things don't go her way (e.g. she misses me and feels sad)

H-haha at least I'm not a virgin

>>39401919
>Psycho gf
Lel no thanks. Would rather be single than deal with some insane girl

>have no gf
>die

>>39401796
>Don't have a GF.
>Have no need for one.
>Still be ridiculed with countless other problems that if don't get sorted, may lead to suicide.

>>39401930
you know thats not true

>>39402119
How do I know it's not true when I just said it? Psycho self harming girlchild? Nah nope

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>have bf
>love him
>ask if he wants to come over and penis me
>he does
>get penised

>have gf
>love her lots
>she break up
>still dead inside 8 years later

h-haha

>>39401919
you should just fuck with her to see how far she'll go
then when she realises you don't care as much as she does, and she's completely broken her own spirit by self harming she'll be putty in your hands and you'll be able to do whatever you want with her

>>39402501
>>have bf
>>love him
>>ask if he wants to come over and penis me
>>he does
>>get penised
Congrats on getting penis, anon.

>>39402522
This, it's 7 years for me and it hurts too much.

>>39402522
>>39402839
Only 4 months for me, but im getting more miserable daily

I was 2 weeks from proposing to her, the ring i was going to buy her got sold the past week, i hope someone is happy with it at least

>>39401796
>Lets here your girlfriend stories /r9k/
OP-kun, why do you do this? You know that most of us don't have one

>>39402993
If I can give you an advice, fuck that pain, just go and find another girl before you forget how to get a girl. Those years of pain were shit, I should just move on when I could

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>>39401796
Similar story to yours, actually.
>Just getting out of shower
>Have towel wrapped around my waist
>Walk into bedroom
>Empty bed awaits me
>Cry myself to sleep
Heh, happens about twice a week.

>>39401919
This is me
At least I don't have to worry about being cheated on.

>she gets captured by demons
>i murder all of the demons and save her

one day

>have gf
>wake up
>no gf

>>39401796
> GF about to get into shower.
> Asks me if I want to join her.
> Leave computer.
> Lather each other all over.
> Had vasectomy so no need to mess around with condoms.
> Fuck her right in the pussy as the warm water washes over us.
> Pure bliss.

My gf isn't a prude. We do have sex (it's been awhile), but it never happens unless I initiate. Unless I decide to do something about it, we can go months without sex. I've told her that this bugs me, and she says she's trying to get better, but nothing ever changes.

Jealous of your actual sexaul gf, OP

>>39404532
Hey anon fortunately the female sex drive only increases as they get older.

Pretty much every female over 30 who isn't a prude, gross hag, or mother of 5 is a slut in heat.

>>39405084

This. My wife has a more active libido that I do.

>She stands on her tiptoes to kiss me and hugs me with her wings

So cute.