Does anyone else on here ever get vagina envy? l don't

>>39401418
when you worry about shit like this it 99% time means you dont have basic shit together in your life.
do you exercise, eat properly, sleep properly, interact with people and have a career? if yes then go see a therapist, if not, start there

>>39401418
do you want to bleed out every two weeks, do you want to always piss sitting down and wipe after every piss?

If you want multiple orgasms, there are methods of achieveing them as a man, good sex is acheivable. Fuck being a hoe, hoes have dick envy for a reason.

Even if you're still deluding yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, just remember that medical science will never give you anything more than a mutilated penis that doesn't even come close to looking or feeling like the real thing with the added benefit of having to maintain your gaping open wound for hours every day.

>>39401545
What's wrong with sitting to pee?

>do you want to wipe after ever piss?
desu men probably should be doing this. It's unhygienic the way you just pop it back in your pants, letting the remaining urine secrete into your underwear.

>>39401634
>men probably should be doing this
I blow dry it

>>39401634
>remaining urine
???
Most guys wait until they are done pissing before whipping it back in their pants. It's not like girls start wiping mid stream either. It's the same general idea.

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>>39401418
i just want to be a cute lesbo girl in general
thank god i'm not a delusional transfag though

>>39401634
i wipe the piss off with a single square of toilet paper

>>39401657
you don't get leftover droplets that sit there?

>>39401657
Same general idea but we wipe because there will still be moisture down there and we don't want the ammonia soaking into our underwear and irritating our skin. I've seen men put their penises back into their underwear when they still have a droplet or two on the end.

>>39401680
Congratulations you're a hygeinic individual.
Now if only my boyfriend could do the same. He doesn't even shake. I know urine is sterile but still.

>>39401698
>implying you don't love being his little piss pig and sucking the dried piss off the head of his cock

>>39401702
I know you think it's sexy to drag complete strangers into your fetishes but I'm really not about that life.

Not when I'm the domme in the relationship.

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>>39401702
>sucking the dried piss

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>>39401715
> Not when I'm the domme in the relationship.

@39401418
I'm looking forward to day when AGP, traps and other transfaggotry will be treated same as cartoon horses.

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>>39401634
>sit to pee
>carefully dab tip dry
>still feel pee seeping out after I pull up my pants and walk around for a minute

>>39401680
Not unless I put it back in my pants midstream. I usually just keep it out until I'm done, then a couple kegels at the end to make sure it's all out. Do girls not have control over their piss streams? It just dribbles out even after wiping? That is disgusting.

>>39401681
Where does the moisture and ammonia come from? I'm seriously confused. I was only joking about girls starting to wipe midstream. So that's actually how they do it?