>be me >28 yrs old >captain at a shitty regional carrier

>>39399665
Go on, assuming this isn't fiction also...

Why is there so many faggot flight attendants? Is it mandatory for at least 1 to be a on a flight at all times or something?

>>39399665
How do I become a pilot

>30
>pretty good physical shape
>worthless BA

>>39399713
You either join the military as an officer or get your license. It takes a fuckton of money to get a commercial one.

>sudden urge to fap
>not now, too busy
>faggot flight attendant comes in
>sees my hard af dick through my pants
>I think hes turned on
>tell him to go prep the cabin, since pax were boarding in a few mins
>we start our checklists
>shes the pilot flying this leg
>this means that ill be reading the checklists and talking on the radios, and she will do the flying
>weather is getting worse
>need to leave soon, or we wont be going anywhere
>as we're running the checklists, I keep looking over at her
>looks so hot reaching to the overhead
>short, so she needs to stretch out a bit
>urge to fap worsens
>we are cleared to taxi for takeoff
>taxi to the runway
>weather is really shitting itself at this point
>we call tower and get takeoff clearance
>as we line up, I give her the controls
>she advances the thrust and we go flying down the runway
>as we rotate, we start to get some pretty bad chop
>not dangerous, just a pain in the ass
>Anna's tits are bouncing all over because of the chop
>ohsweetjesus.png
>dick about to explode
cont?

>>39399713
>go into severe debt
>join the military
Pick one

>>39399682
almost all of the male flight attendants were faggots. It's almost like its a requirement

>>39399851
fucking continue you mongoloid nigger

>as soon as we reach our cruising altitude, I call the faggot in
>tell him i need to go to the bathroom
>rules state that there have to be two people in the flight deck at all times
>he comes in, and i go to the lavatory
>start fapping like i never have before
>thinking about anna
>her soaked see through shirt
>fapping there for at least 10-15 mins
>edge like 4 times
>finally cum buckets
>some cum gets on my pants
>black dress pants, so you can really see it
>ohshitnigger
>wipe it off
>some still remains
>for some autistic reason, i don't use the water
>go back to the flight deck
>as i walk in, they both notice the cumstain
>look at each other
>look at me akwardly
>faggot looks like hes trying to give me sexy eyes
>anna looks disgusted
>awkward silence for the rest of the flight
>only talk to read checklists
>endme.mp4

>>39400068
>we arrive at the gate
>pull in and park
>anna immediately says shes going to get some food
>she knows
>im in the flight deck programming our next flight
>faggot comes in
>says "did you have a good time in there?"
>autismengage.pdf
>"yes"
>looks at me funny
>chuckles to himself, turns around and walks out
>anna comes back
>still looks creeped the fuck out
>we fly the next few legs, dont say a word to each other, other than the checklists
>last leg of the day

>>39400140
>anna is in the dispatch office getting paperwork
>I'm setting up the flight
>faggot comes into the flight deck again
>visibly hard
>sits on the jumpseat
>closes the cockpit door
>tries to grab my dick
>wtf nigger
>smack his hand away
>about ready to punch this dude
>I ask him what the fuck he was doing
>"I thought you were thinking about me in there
>fuck off faggot
>he leaves the flight deck
>anna comes back
>still not talking to me so i dont tell her what happened
>both of them aren't talking to me at all at this point
>still had 4 days left in the trip
>mfw neither of them spoke a word to me outside of running checklists the whole time
>pretty good trip, solid 6/10, got a good fap in

>>39400140
>faggot asks if i've had a good time
>yes

God my fucking sides have left the tarmac

nice one, at least you got it over and done with so you don't turn into a white knight