http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
let's see who's the most fucked up robot around
Everything is under control here :3
I'm a dum dum who needs help making adult decisions.
>>39398605
what even is schizotypal, you fake crazy or something?
Should I suicide?
Orange Juice
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid | Very High
Schizoid | Very High
Schizotypal | Very High
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | High
Histrionic | Moderate
Narcissistic | Very High
Avoidant | High
Dependent | Low
Obsessive-Compulsive | Very High
>>39398658
at least youre not anti social, I'm sure it comes in handy when you're trying to persuade people into a VAN AND FUCKING MURDER THEM YOU DAMN PSYCHO
>>39398634
>People with schizotypal personality disorder are often described as odd or eccentric and usually have few, if any, close relationships. They generally don't understand how relationships form or the impact of their behavior on others. They may also misinterpret others' motivations and behaviors and develop significant distrust of others.
>These problems may lead to severe anxiety and a tendency to turn inward in social situations, as the person with schizotypal personality disorder responds inappropriately to social cues and holds peculiar beliefs.
http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/schizotypal-personality-disorder/home/ovc-20198939
engage in battle with me
>>39398712
so basically an autist?
>>39398739
this hurts people's feelings anon, be nice
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid | Very High
Schizoid | Very High
Schizotypal | Very High
Antisocial | Very High
Borderline | High
Histrionic | Moderate
Narcissistic | Very High
Avoidant | Very High
Dependent | Low
Obsessive-Compulsive | Very High
i think i'm the worst off here
jesus fucking christ
wtf does a regular person get on this
im paranoid im actually schizo and this test didnt help
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid | High
Schizoid | Very High
Schizotypal | Moderate
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | High
Histrionic | Moderate
Narcissistic | High
Avoidant | Moderate
Dependent | Low
Obsessive-Compulsive | Moderate
>>39398797
>>39398727
>>39398658
If you don't have mostly red you're not a robot.
>>39398460
I get a strong feeling that most of the results in these threads are due to robots greatly exaggerating their traits and basing their answers off of intuition rather than thinking of actual events in their life. Or I don't know, maybe everyone here is actually at a very high risk of having multiple mental disorders.
Well no surprise here.
>>39398460
How about you explain to me wtf those disorders even mean first before I tell you how bad I have it
l'm fucked
interesting because i'd relate more with schizoid than the other disorders personally
>>39398899
they've got the definitions right next to them pal
>dubs
nice
pretty spot on desu senpai
not a robot but have some issues that stop me from being a chad
I feel like I'm being watched constantly
>>39398987
i'm sitting in the dark alone at 6am and sometimes i have to use the flashlight on my phone to check if anyone is sitting on my sofa
am i insane
>>39398460
>>39398985
we need a chad to take this so we can see how the chad mind works
>>39399032
just answer no to all the questions
that easy
>>39398827
schizo isn't the same as schizophrenia it's just the desire to be on your own. it can't be treated even if you're diagnosed you're trapped, only symptoms that come from it like anxiety.
>>39398954
nigger the links are all fucked up, everything after
schizotypal leads to the schizotypal page again
>>39399032
Chads tend to have a very high narcissistic rating in my experience but obviously that isn't always the case.
Other than that the rest would probably be low to moderate.
>>39399072
use ur brain and just put the corresponding disorder into the url e.g avoidant.html
>>39399062
thing is with these tests that most normal people will have felt some of the symptoms at some point and likely everyone on the planet has a fucked up mental health according to this test
I've been called a sociopath before. Does this mean its true?
>>39399108
Thats why you are supposed to take these with a grain of salt. If you really feel like you have something wrong just go to a doctor.And god forbid if you have to be that guy and self diagnose then at least dont brag about it for brownie points on the internet.
Do I win?
Originoronaloroni
>>39398460
Getting tired of this meme shit.
>>39399135
yeah i did this test the first time and everything came back super high, then i did it again thinking about things that actually impact my life and it was way more normal.
ehhh seems true
>>39399240
Ill beat your ass gayboy
>>39398460
Yes - No tests regarding psychology are retarded and no one should take this shitty test seriously
This has to be wrong
Inspect Element boyz
>>39398460
No more very high atleast I guess there's that
I have no friends and no tits
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid | Moderate
Schizoid | High
Schizotypal | High
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | Low
Histrionic | Low
Narcissistic | Moderate
Avoidant | Very High
Dependent | High
Obsessive-Compulsive | Low
I fucking hate this world, but I guess I faked it till I made it. Well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
https://i.snag.gy/wkxNIq.jpg
what does this mean?
its certainly more info than my therapist ever gave me
-I am diagnosed with OCD, but that's different to OCPD, which is what this is supposedly testing for.
>Do you yearn for intimate relationships yet feel that you are too socially inept to obtain them?
ouch
I dont even know what these disorders mean.
>>39400048
>he uses clover
DEEESS GUSTING
Clinically diagnosed for severe anxiety and depression, schizophrenia and BPD run in the family, definitely have compulsive actions but wasnt sure about fullblown OCD...
I'm definitely paranoid. Getting called a faggot every day eroded my trust very quickly.
I honestly didnt think it would be this bad. What do bots?
>>39400154
Mine is >>39400124. You aren't that bad, Anon. Help me.
>tfw I accidentally posted the wrong results
>>39400149 belonged to my professionally diagnosed friend.
>>39400164
We seem similar. Are you on any meds?
Anyone with high or very high histrionic should get the fuck out.
pfft
are you even miserable
What the fuck and here I thought I was finally on my way to become a normie. Guess I've been coming back here for a reason lately. You can never escape.
>>39400214
Lexapro was suggested to me, my mother almost slapped my doctor and refused I take it due to the fact that she almost committed suicide taking it when I was 10. I took buspirone for the anxiety for a few months, but with only overwhelming depression, I grew suicidal myself and my work suffered (full-time college student). I quit the medication before going through surgery, have not gone back. Sometimes I smoke weed with my big brother, but since we don't live together I often just get by with my own thoughts and insecurities.
origannuu frick dude
>>39400118
What i should be using instead of clover then?
>>39400341
idk A PC and 4chan X
>>39400313
Im sort of similar the doc put me on paxil for a while but started me off with 40mg daily which i found out later was a pretty high dose. The first day i felt amazing, i couldnt believe how easy social interaction was and thought all my problems were fixed. But every day after that my anxiety got progressively worse and worse till i couldnt stand it anymore. I stopped taking it and it was a full week before i was my normal neurotic self again. Now i self medicate causing growing problems as the years go on.
>>39400376
It doesn't help that I'm with a family whose mentality is "the medicine will only help you for a little while until you can help yourself, Anon".
I'd like to just get a medical marijuana card and be done with it, it mellows me out. But even in Cali people still drug test and it's not tolerated yet.
I hope we can both keep going, Anon.
>>39400392
Good luck anon, theres gotta be an answer out there somewhere.
i just found out the other day that I'm not actually ugly but i still can't talk to people
uhhhhh guess i'm alright
i really want someone to put me out of my misery
It's a terrible test since all of the fucking questions are so vague and can only be answered with a "Yes or No", which ends up applying 90% for ppl
>>39400423
check your privilege
vbd
>>39400676
Just let us pretend we're crazy, okay asshole?
Save me please fellow anons
>>39398460
i didn't expect to have any high scores desu
the questions being yes or no was stupid in my opinion, but i noticed myself answering in my head to a lot of them "when i was younger" so i guess now im better than when i was young (even though it's actually a tradeoff and both versions of me are awful lol)
>>39400941i forgot to attach image lol im autistic
domo arigato
where my borderline homies at
>>39400349
Pc is broken atm.
Yes this is accurate and this comment is original (copyright, anon 2017)
>>39398797
>very high paranoia
>very high narcissism
>high histrionic
Of course you think you're the worst one here.
>>39400225
Agreed. Likely their results are exaggerated. Never believe or trust histrionic pieces of shit, the least attractive trait possible desu
>THEY FELL FOR THE YES/NO TEST
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*takes deep breath*
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Narcisstic schizoid sounds kinda bullshit to me. My self-esteem is also lower than the nottom of Mariana trench which IMO doesn't correlate with narcissism.
>>39398460
:c should i died
Test is rigged. Everyone's antisocial is moderate
>>39398460
I see that.. Some of them seem pretty accurate
seems pretty accurate, fuck interacting with others
>>39401646
>borderline avoident paranoid dependent
you're fucked, son
like i said, this test is a huge meme & datamining
/yes/ or /no/ questions are not good enough to detect anything
>>39398460
wew lads
not sure why i'm even here
Don't know what any of this means, but here you go.
21ST CENTURY SCHIZOTYPAL MAAAAAAAN
>>39398460
really good test
This test's summary of schizoid makes me think that I'm more antisocial than schizoid.
>>39402636
Schizotypal* I'm definitely not schizophrenic
Well, can't say I didn't expect this...
>>39402647
Wait shit, I think schizotypal is the worse of the two. Fuck.
these are good scores yes?
Bad test
>>39398739
Autists don't have magical thinking or ideas of reference. That guy didn't post those two symptoms of schizotypy which are necessary and definitive.
>>39399069
>it's just the desire to be on your own
No, they have limited emotions and a severe incapacity to express emotions making them appear indifferent to important events. People think schizoids hate them since they avoid others and cannot provide emotionally. They are completely incapable of intimacy and emotional connection, they don't understand what those concepts even mean. Additionally they live in fantasies instead of reality.
>>39400124
Obsessive compulsive personality disorder is not obsessive compulsive disorder.
Didn't expect to score so high on narcissism
Pretty expected I think.
Guess I'm fine... r-right? Right?
>>39402687
>>39402687
Schizophrenia is one of the worst conditions you can have, I'd put it as worse than blind or paraplegic.
Or maybe you're talking about schizotypal vs schizoid, in which it's tougher to decide which is worse. Schizoids generally don't want to be any different, because if they weren't schizoid they would be depressed due to their lack of relationships, but their disorder kills any and all desire for intimacy. When they do have friends, it's only to exchange information and have intellectual conversation.
Schizotypes are less devoid of emotional expression and participate in society a little bit more. The key features of schizotypy are magical thinking and ideas of reference. They observe connections that are completely untrue and base their understanding around them. Schizotypal people can develop mild delusions of persecution by misinterpreting tiny social cues as hints that someone hates them or is trying to undermine them, or they might become convinced someone loves them because of a smile. They might roll a dice or flip coins to predict the weather or social events or believe they can change the future by praying. "ideas of reference" are tougher to explain, it's a more solipsistic misinterpretation in which they might think an animal or a TV is trying to tell them something or a blanket statement by a teacher was directly aimed at them. In severe cases this can lead them to believe their thoughts are being stolen. Generally schizotypes are not 100% convinced these delusions are correct which sets them apart from schizophrenic delusions.
Both would have worse lives if their disorder was suddenly removed, because the disorder makes them comfortable in the trench it put them in. I have both but I would say that schizotypal is worse on its own since it doesn't always remove all romantic desire, something I wouldn't want to have.
>>39403000
Also don't use that test for any purpose, it's trash. You need to go by the DSM and match five out of seven symptoms and have all five of those be causing a significant impact on your life. For example magical thinking doesn't count as a symptom if it isn't causing you problems.
>dont trust niggers with my important decisions
>dont trust anyone due to knowing better after my life experiences
>hurr durr ur paranoid u think everyone has evil motives
Kek, what a shit test. On the contrary, i cant trust others because they are either dumb or just unreliable, which i guess might as well be as bad as them being the "evil boogeymen" this test makes it out to be
>>39403311
That's testing for dependent personality disorder, not cluster A.
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid | Very High
Schizoid | High
Schizotypal | Moderate
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | Moderate
Histrionic | Moderate
Narcissistic | Moderate
Avoidant | High
Dependent | Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive | Low
URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html
>>39398460
I guess my results make sense? With all the diagnoses I already have but whatever.
Am I alone with all these things being the most severe when I'm alone or with people I've known for a long time? Like, when I did DBT for borderliners I was so fucking outgoing and talkative and all loved it and we got drunk and smoked together and ate and laughed 24/7 - I even visited others at their home or exchanged phone numbers. When I'm with my colleagues who intimidated me a lot I'm like a social autist, even though idgaf about their reactions. Same with friends.
>>39398797
Honestly I think most questions are very vague and just one memory could lead to answering a question otherwise which could lead to a dramatic change in severity or a personality trait
>>39400275
one uf us one of us
>>39398460
This test is a meme but whatever
i might be lonely, but not fucked in the head.
>>39398460
Done this before. Everything very high
Glad I'm not as fucked up
>>39403905
>Glad I'm not as fucked up
>Narcissistic Very High
Checks out
I think it makes sense since I consider myself more avoidant than schizoid.
>schizoid
>schizotypal
not too sure what these mean
anyone who doesn't have at least a high in avoidant or schizoid is not a robot
>>39404713
see
>>39402783
>>39403000
It's unlikely that you have either, this test is near worthless and doesn't even measure every symptom.
>>39404775
But robots want gf. Schizoids don't.
>>39404867
what if I want a gf but don't care if I get one
Im honestly suprised
i think i am a ok
>>39398460
Not as bad as I thought. Answered honestly so it might explain why. I usually tend to over exaggerate in these
>>39398797
Very high paranoid and Shizotypal, you might have shizophrenia
>>39403810
Then why are you lonely? Most people here are probably lonely because they are fucked in the head
>>39398460
I am the robot
Just wish i wasn't paranoid AF
>>39398460
I didn't percive myself to be paranoid.
Huh... I didn't think I was this bad, desu...
Going to therapy soon, anyway.
>>39406447
Hope it'll help you anon i have my second session tomorrow.
>>39398460
Histrionic was at low when I took the test the first time but I forgot to screenshot the original results
I'm sure it wasn't this fucked up last time I did this test. Didn't take as long thinking about the questions this time though.
i always throug i was just a shy person lel
>If you answered yes to the previous question, do you tend to have these suicidal thoughts during and after a break-up with someone?
>implying
Oh, fuck.
I had no idea that it was this bad.
>>39406732
Got this anyway. Sounds like a bingo for a gateway to insanity in the future.
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid | Moderate
Schizoid | Very High
Schizotypal | Moderate
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | Low
Histrionic | Low
Narcissistic | Moderate
Avoidant | Low
Dependent | Low
Obsessive-Compulsive | Low
Is this bad? I don't know lmfao
>>39398460
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid | Very High
Schizoid | Very High
Schizotypal | Moderate
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | High
Histrionic | Low
Narcissistic | High
Avoidant | Moderate
Dependent | Low
Obsessive-Compulsive | Moderate
Meh
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Very High
This is not surprising.
What the fuck does almost all "Moderate" mean? Am I just subtly fucked up?
I dont know how good this test is, i dont believe its very accurate.
But im still a bit shocked about the results.
>>39398460
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Very High
>>39408558
How do you function in daily life?
>>39408580
I don't. I stay in my room all day, and I only really go out if my close-knit group of friends are going out. (They're all going back to university in 2 weeks, so I'll be even more isolated from the world then).
oh, i wasnt expecting it to be this fucking bad
>>39398460
Im not sure im supposed to be here.
Maybe im just a hidden chad.
I answered as honestly as I could, and I'll be damned if this isn't me.
>>39398460
do you think there's any hope for me robots?
>>39408440
it's like high-functioning autism. it's just enough to fuck you up, but it's not bad enough to the point where any mental health professional will take you seriously
>>39410961
What went wrong? Originally, of course.
I used to have all red when I took this. Am I improving?
I can barely do anything around other people without thinking they're talking shit about me or something like that
>>39399032
>http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
Disorder | Rating
Paranoid | Low
Schizoid | Low
Schizotypal | Low
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | Low
Histrionic | Moderate
Narcissistic | Moderate
Avoidant | Low
Dependent | Low
Obsessive-Compulsive | Low
URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html
>>39398460
What am I supposed to get if I'm a normie?
>>39398771
dont kill people. holy fuck anon.
So far so good... So far so good...
This test is kinda bs my duderinos
What do I win?
Originallli
I can't possibly fucking understand how relationships work. I've got to the point where I believe no one is worthy of a relationship and that I am "the Right Hand of God". Am I just beyond fucking hope ?
I'm pretty sure I fucked some shit up.
Yeah about what I fucking expected
on the bright side i just got a mechanical keyboard :)
Not bad desudesu
Paranoid | High
Schizoid | Moderate
Schizotypal | Moderate
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | Moderate
Histrionic | Moderate
Narcissistic | Very High
Avoidant | Moderate
Dependent | Low
Obsessive-Compulsive | Low
>everyone is out to get me but I'm to smart for them
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: HIgh
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Very High
fuck.
>>39407729
typical Normie who thinks is smarter than everybody- is actually average
>>39408372
Doesn't like people. Doesn't even need them
>>39408440
Annoying to everybody, even his parents
>>39408490
Just a total fuckup, who hates people, but still needs them and they hate him after getting to know him
>>39409208
Hates people, scared of them too. Can't live without them.
>>39410854
normie who "hates society"
>>39410961
A strange and ugly inside and outside frog, who wants just 1 friend.
>>39411548
Isolated from the world, still lives with parents
>>39411875
Thinks everybody is against him, still wants a friend
>>39411950
almost a normie, who never wanted to grow up
>>39412061
Thinks everybody talks behind his back, doesn't need people. Is actually a chill dude, when he isn't paranoid.
>>39412292
a regular weirdo
>>39412319
extra weirdo, who is actually not too bad at talking to people
>>39412355
almost a normie who is actually a huge pussy
>>39412482
scared of the world, wants friends
>>39412556
Weirdo who probably enjoys anime and talking with similar as him anime watching weirdos over the internet. Likes/liked MOBA's
I was hoping for something better
Well according to this test I'm basically a sociopath
>>39413392
>Weirdo who probably enjoys anime and talking with similar as him anime watching weirdos over the internet. Likes/liked MOBA's
You basically described the sole reasons I haven't killed myself yet.
I live for anime and discord chatu, tho I no longer play any MOBA/competitive games as I've been getting shittyer with age.
Well shit, what the hell happened. Use to be very high borderline and avoidant.
>>39413574
it seems there's a normie in our presence lads
I don't think I qualify as a robot anymore
hard to answer truthfully, a lot of answers could go either way
Where are my fellows schizoids
>>39413574
>Screenshot_2017-08-30_15-53-03.png
Nice meme.
>>39413595
This is fun and all, but..
Thoroughly research anything you suspect yourself of having, /don't/ ignore key traits, don't lie to yourself, and talk to a professional (I actually recommend more than one) for an official diagnosis.
I've helped numerous patients with issues relating to trauma, isolation, and identity. Many of them self-diagnose or even try to act out personality disorders and even neurodevelopmental disorders. This is done to seek justification, portray strength, as well as form an identity for yourself as an individual.
It is important to know that you are your own justification, lying to yourself prolongs suffering, and seeking the help of a professional can help you truly discover yourself and who you want to be.
Thanks.
I thought this shit was rigged to make you look autistic until, I sent this to some "friends" and they all got low In almoast every single one
This 'test' is so fucking stupid. If you enter male and nothing else apparently you're moderately antisocial.
>>39398460
I care a lot what others think of my appearance and I do really want to be in a relationship. I don't let these things show though but this is how I did
>>39398460
>"how would the edgelord in my animes answer this question?" the thread
>>39398460
alright who did it
who's fucking with me
>Schizotypal
I'm actually going to a psych ward in a few hours. Wish me luck robots
What is the difference between the two schizos and am I fucked?
>>39398460
Can I use this to get disability
>>39415761
*schizoid
Fucking hell
>>39399019
I do that sometimes when I cant help myself resist doing it
It really is a bummer that psychology would consider me sick for being a schizoid. I just want to be left alone, why can't normies accept that?
>>39398460
It's funny because I've been diagnosed with everything from antisocial down.
Any cause for concern?
>>39415780
>schizoid is like autism
>schizotypal is like schizophrenia
Oh good, ideal in fact
Didn't think I was this fucked. Oh well.
Paranoid | Very High
Schizoid | High
Schizotypal | Very High
Antisocial | Moderate
Borderline | Very High
Histrionic | Very High
Narcissistic | Very High
Avoidant | Very High
Dependent | Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive | Very High
Why did you make me feel like this
>>39398460
I answered as honestly as humanly possible, no bullshit.
>>39417020
oh and to elaborate, I am diagnosed with severe OCD and bipolar type 1. was misdiagnosed with antisocial personality disorder before but it's not valid.