what do you robots do/have attempted to sate your social deprivations?

I have a vast fantasy world full of people who care about me and want me there.
For some reason I'm able to fully simulate conversations with them and have them reply with responses I never scripted so it works.
I retreat there every night before I go to sleep and on my breaks at work. Really, any free time I have.
I won't go into detail though, it's embarrassing.

for some more information- i am a complete agoraphobic and am totally friendless in real life.

also, some of these methods i've tried (and i'm always constantly looking for more) have semi-worked, i would find someone to talk to for maybe either a 5 minute conversation or a daily/weekly loose friendship where the person seemed to lose interest and we stopped talking after a month or so.

>>39397003
i'm also quite imaginative and day-dream about having loads of friends and inspired admiration inside everyone i met with some sort of impeccable skills and everyone liked me. except this is pretty much the exact opposite in reality

>>39397062
I just wonder where the shit they say comes from in my mind, because I'm certainly not actively making it up.
I don't have admiration and skills in my daydreams, people just like me for me. Which ain't really how it is in reality.
tfw can't even assign yourself good qualities in fantasy

>>39397120
none of it is planned in my imagination either and its almost like having an actual conversation without the schizophrenic part sometimes.

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>>39396988
I would try actively try to make friends on here but, most anons would be just normies/LARPers or straight out degenerate autistic faggots, that will never really even try to make friends but, will contact you just to get their daily social-interaction-dose only to throw you away after they're done.

I mean, two people must not constantly be in contact with each other but, if you choose to contact a person because """"you're lonely and don't have any friends"""", you better do your fucking part at making friends.

Alcohol. So much alcohol.

>>39397249
Are we crazy my friend?
I legit had imaginary friends help me on tests when I was a kid and pass that shit.

>>39397250
how did you meet these people anon?

>>39397946
Through threads on various board where you'd actually expect to meet people who are the same.
Turns out, like /r9k/ is filled with normie scum, so are the people that """want friends"""