ITT: fastest you have seen someone fuck up their life I'll

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ITT: fastest you have seen someone fuck up their life

I'll get the ball rolling

>be me
>cousin just turned 21
>cousin is a bit of a retard but pretty nice so I don't mind him
>to celebrate, he buys a handgun (AZGunLaws.exe) and decides to get smashed later with some of his coworkers
>instead of going to a bar like a normal person he just buys a fuckload of cheap whisky and goes home
>decide to go with him for luls
>after he gets sufficiently drunk, decides to order pizza
>rings Papa Johns and basically screams "meatlovers" into the receiver for like a minute
>being the nice guy I am I call them again and place a real order
>DingDong.mp4
>cousin goes off to door but grabs his handgun off the dresser on the way
>wtf
>we didn't try to stop him because he hadn't bought ammo & it wasn't loaded so I didn't think he could do any harm
>opens door, waves gun in pizza guy's face and manages to slur out something like "drop the pizza"
>pizza guy, wisely, drops the pizza, books it back to his car, and GTFOs
>we all laugh our drunk asses off, eat the pizza and eventually disperse
>the next day he gets arrested
>NoDuh.gif
>being brought up on armed robbery, which apparently can get you 10 years or more with no chance of parole until you serve at least half of that
>mfw 10 years for a $7 cheese pizza