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>develop crush on qt waitress / clerk >make sure to read

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>develop crush on qt waitress / clerk
>make sure to read her name tag / ask her name
>go home and log onto fake facebook account
>search her name and narrow location
>save every self photo of she's ever posted, been tagged in
>read her timeline, learn friends and family
>visit their profiles, save photos of her they've posted (this often takes hours)
>create a folder with a fitting yet unrelated code name
>move all saved photos into it
>connect to my server
>leave tabs open on her profile and the profiles likely to post new photos of her
>check the photo alerts from then on, saving new content to her code folder

So far I've planted 37 flowers in my love garden. Only requirement is they have to be of legal age and more attractive to me than vanilla celebrities are. Boyfriends, undesirable personalities, reasonable deformities (lost limbs), tattoos are all negligible as I can digitally remove them over time. I should note I won't share any of these photos as if any ingredients become self aware or upset with me, it could alter my attraction and pose a systematic threat to my entire body of work. The biggest obstacle comes once the planting is over and the harvesting has become sufficient. I've been mapping their bone structure and measurements, skin tones, iris patterns and hair quality among other things, and documenting them in their respective files. Comparing the results shows a diverse, yet overall consistent attraction criteria.
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>>39395566
When I reach 100 flowers planted I'll compare all the entirety of results, find the perfect average and then digitally render it. From there I have to, preferably through organic means, alter my own appearance to be an reflection of my grand attraction. I will be the love of my life, every rub and embrace an act of existential love and care. I'll mount photos, paint, and record film often for myself. I'm considering starting a second project after completion but for vocal patterns and rhythm, but it'll be far more work. I imagine the results would be all the more beautiful however.
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Why do you need a fake profile for this?
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>>39395728
I don't create any personally identifiable accounts
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you're going to be dissapointed when you realize what makes someone attractive is their slight faults and idiosyncracies.

your "average" that you end up making of all these attractive girls will be an average girl.
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>>39395801
Nice romcom faggot
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This is a very good thread. I suppose it could've been posted on /b/ as well but it fits here very well.
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