>He literally, actually, unironically imagined that he would

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>>39393810
>He seriously, without a shred of postmodernist/meta-ironic restraint, imagined drifting through a Japanese street race with his oneitis having the time of her life beside him. All whilst Teriyaki Boys-Tokyo Drift blares out of giant speakers in the trunk.

Phaggots like these should place their malformed cranium within the path of a truck's wheel, and wait for their beta thoughts to decorate the pavement as pieces of grey matter.

I like this meme. Continue.

>>39394154
>He, with complete and utter certainty, imagined a natural disaster wiping out everybody except him and his oneitis, leaving them to bond over being the sole avenue to repopulate the earth.
People like this (if you can even call them that) should be euthanized.

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>He honestly, genuinely, in all belief, thought there existed an ounce of compassion somewhere within the entire population of earth when he confessed to the internet his desire to lose his virginity to a Chun-li cosplayer.

>used to daydream about my arm getting cut off and then coming to school and casually joking about it while everybody awkwardly laughed

even in my imagination i was a creep

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>he imagined that when high school ended a space alien would come out from behind the curtain and tell him it was all just a big silly joke and he can come back home to his alien brothers who understand him and accept him as he is

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>>39393810
>He well and truley, without a doubt thought that joining the Army, going to war and coming back a messed up staunch bet a shady passed will make people give him un conditional lif long respect.

>>39394587
This actually happens if you live in the right parts of burger land though. Your life will be shit because of PTSD and injuries and stuff, but people will respect you immensely.

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>he imagined magically acquiring friends and gf in college class every semester
>he thinks he'll get workplace friends after graduating