>Well look who came out of his cave! You know Anon, if you

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>>39391754
AAAAAAAAAHHH FUCCKK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Runs upstairs autismo style

This is the primary reason why I never leave my room when company is over.

>>39391754
Do I get a plate of cheese and a glass of water, too?

>>39391754
y-yeah well if you guys spend any... anymore time at this table y-you'll be... uh... you'll turn into horses

>>39391790
How about if I put on pants?

>>39391841
>wh-what?
>Is that supposed to be a joke?
>God Barbara, why is your queer kid so weird?

>literally butter and water for dinner

This is why minorities think we are weird.

>How many aliens did you kill today, eh Anon?

>>39391903
shitposting aside, that's a lot of fucking butter for, what I assume, will be the starters?

Like, seriously, it should be 1/3 that amount at best.

>'Dad, mom cheated on you when you were going through that 'rough patch' in your career a few years ago.'
>'Mom, dad's 'rough patch' was a porn addiction he was trying to overcome, I guess neither of you satisfied each other enough, huh?'
>'Grandpa, stop complimenting cousin Stacy on her looks so much, you're creeping her out'.'
>'Grandma, you look like you belong as an extra in 'Hot Fuzz'. '
>'Uncle rob, take that chain off, it's not real gold. Barbra pawned that years ago to pay for the family car you totaled.'
>'Sis, my room, 10 minutes, no pants.'
>'Aunt Barbra, Stop repressing your feelings for my dad, you'll never have a night together like you did back in '03 again.'
>'Cousin Becky, my room, 20 minutes, no pants.'
>'Mom's friend Sandra who's here for some reason, you don't make fun of me when I say 'tindies' so I'll let you slide.'
>'Cousin Girtha, I bet you bought all that butter on the table for the meal, huh? How does it feel to be sat between the only two women who can stand the stench coming from your thunder thighs?'
>'Cousin Stacy, my room, 30 minutes, no condom.'
>'Cousin Mark, where did your gf go? I thought she loved being with a 5'9" speckled dork who hasn't figured out yet that he's adopted'
>'And Uncle Dom, who but you would be so bold as to question my existence, am I not to enjoy the comforts of my own home? Do you take pride in the fact that you're over 40 and still haven't found a stable income? Does the surf board shop you work at not sell enough premium surface cleaners? You are the worst out of all of the family. You don't need to stereotype me in any way because I accept who I am, an intellectual. You however have yet to accept yourself for where you are at in life and start improving.'

>360 walk away
>Silence
>Sis gets up and follows me out the door.

>unzip dick
>rest nuts on corner of table

>>39391903
T. Nigger
We serve bread before the main course is ready here in white suburbia.
Dont ask me why, its like when youre waiting on food at a mexican place and they serve chips and salsa while you wait for your tacos.

>>39391754
Where even is this? I have a hard time making sense of what's outside. It looks like a bunch of uneven grassy hills littered with dump trucks. It's very bizarre.

>>39392074
>>39392101
Two sides of the same madman

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who I would fuck
holy shit I'm cumming so hard right now

>>39392142
House across the way is identical. Kinda looks like a beach outside. I'm guessing this is a multiunit rental property.

>>39391938
>non actually, just niggers and spics in gta online

damn burgers
yous are truly the worst people on this planet and yous don't know it

vierkante ogen amirite

>>39391754
why do they look photoshopped in

>>39391754
Wassup faggots!
Hey aunt lisa? Still alcoholic?
Whats good cousin Sarah, sill sucking black cocks behind the 7/11?
How coul I forget my brother, Jim, who's so gay he can seat on a yogurt without crushing it.

Alright later fags, heading back to the cave. And merry last christmas to grandma! Cunts.

>>39391754
You vultures are 1 of the many reasons I don't socialize go to hell all of you