>BAWWWW I WANT SEX!!!
So bang a hooker
I just solved 99% of /r9k/'s problems
>>39386260
im black so not even hookers want to be anywhere near me
>>39386260
It's not about sex, its about the validation you get from a girl wanting to have sex with you. Hookers don't want to have sex with you. They want money. To a hooker, you're a customer, and like everyone who works in customer service, they despise customers.
>>39386260
>expensive
>knowing that she don't want you kills the vibe
>can't creampie
>>39386260
Can a hooker give me a lifetime of companionship and sincere love
The sad part is I wouldn't mind doing that but I want my first time to be real. Once I get it I'll probably fuck hookers all the time
>>39386260
i think its more "BAAAAAW I want a girlfriend to love me and cherish me and play vidya with!!"
>>39386272
Depends on location
>>39386309
>It's not about sex
So why y'all always complaining about it?
>It's about validation
I almost spit out my orange juice
You ACTUALLY want validation from a fucking WOMAN? Are you serious?
>Hookers only want money
And? All relationships with women are transactional in some way. Women ain't shit and don't offer shit but a moist hole.
Whether your trading your looks, charm, time, money, emotional stability, charisma, humor, talent, social status, height, comfort, etc. you're still just making a trade.
Only mama ever loved you for you. Don't forget that.
>>39386316
>Expensive
Get real
>Knowing she doesn't want you
Who cares about what a sextoy thinks? Get some self respect, find your sense of superiority
>Can't creampie
It can be arranged
>>39386321
They're called dogs, moron
No woman can ever give you that shit
>>39386431
Holy shit a black jew.
And a cop?
How fucking rare is this dude?
>>39386431
>It can be arranged
Enjoy your STDs
>Get real
Yes its expensive if you want to do it often. You are better off just lowering your standarts, entering the "pussy is pussy" mindset and banging desperate landwhales on tinder. You can make them your fuckbuddy and they will get on birth control just to be creampied by you in the hope that you one day will recognize her effort and have a serious relationship with her
>>39386332
>Real
As opposed tooooo...?
No really, as opposed to what? You're idealizing a bodily function, stop it
>>39386341
Shit, if that's the case then even Brad Pitt belongs on /r9k/
>Women
>Capable of gratefulness or cherishing anything
Women love what you DO for them as of right now, not you
>>39386316
I've creampied 2 hookers bro.
>>39386471
#rare
>>39386497
Scaredy cat. Any reputable source has clean girls.
Of course it's expensive if you're that thirsty for physical sex all the time
Nothing wrong with your idea too tho. Big bitches need love too.
>>39386497
>serious relationship with her
Why? nigga cant have kids her uterus is fucked.
>>39386498
Can you stop posting pictures of black men you fucking faggot?
Enjoy your STDs, even using condoms you get some of them.
>>39386534
Even if you somehow do it and not get infected with some STD, it will not be even half as good as creampieing a non-hooker
>>39386559
>loser black male with tiny dick posts other black men to feel good about himself thread
>>39386595
Idk bro. It was pretty damned good. The condom broke.
>>39386597
Date night with tyrone dot jpeg.
>>39386597
He's just posting regular pics of black guys, why does this trigger you so?
>>39386629
Because he's using other attractive black males to feel better about being a loser
>>39386574
It got your attention didn't it?
>>39386589
>Said the frightened virgin
>Eugene knew all about the dangers of harlots & temptresses as mother warned him before
>>39386595
How?
>>39386597
>He still thinks I'm black
>>39386309
>implying essentially all women are prostitutes and all they are looking for is money status and looks.
>he felt for the love and validation meme
>>39386657
So you just save black dudes on your pC?
Why.
>>39386654
You seem pretty triggered. They're just pics kiddo
>>39386654
...you find these gentlemen...attractive?
Hmmmm
>>39386316
lol there are hookers who let you creampie them, you just have to look outside instead of being in your room all day.
You'll catch std's but IDGAF because I just want to die.
>>39386431
>You ACTUALLY want validation from a fucking WOMAN? Are you serious?
this is actually a good point, men have forgotten we are above woman, its like god seeking validation from man, you guys deserve to die alone.
saying you need woman to validate you is like saying you need mommy to wipe your ass, pathetic.
>>39386657
So what are you? Gay for niggers? A female nigger lover? Nah I think you're a black loser.
>>39386675
Observation. Posts with black dudes tend to get more replies than threads that don't. Don't ask me why.
>>39386686
Post some real black dudes instead.
>dude just get naked in front of a stranger
Nah thx
>>39386732
I got pics of black dudes too
>>39386260
>bang a hooker
>its a cop
I got 99 problems but a bitch aint 1
People here think sex is magic and it will instantly solved your problems. Even if your problems have nothing to do with sex or getting a S.O.
>>39386793
That shit is extremely rare.
>>39386703
These guys don't understand what they are
They don't understand what women are
They're like teachers who want the approval of kindergarteners or trainers who want the approval of dogs, pathetic
Women seek MALE validation because OUR validation is WORTH having
Highschool is when it's okay to cry and mourn rejection. By the time you become a grown man you're supposed to shrug and say "later bitch". Feel nothing, cuz she IS NOTHING. Fuck man, my boss got shot down during a party we went to last weekend. He didn't even flinch, just ate some chips and immediately hit on another slut until he scored. A grown man doesn't care.
>>39386717
A heterosexual white dude who knows how to get attention.
>>39386886
>heterosexual
Yeah I fucking doubt it. Go show someone your collection of shirtless black dudes and see if they think that you're heterosexual.
Op is a dirty nigger loving faggot
>>39386737
I am
>>39386760
...hmmmm
>>39386793
Nigga, the popo got bigger issues than johns. Unless you're chasing diseased streetwalkers or patronizing a source that is known for human trafficking.
>>39386800
Very true. They're like that cartoon about the depressed guy who thinks X will save him from himself and then ruins it when he realizes nobody can wave a wand and heal you.
>>39386910
I'm just grabbing them off google images as we speak, bro
>>39386929
No u
>>39387006
You're fucking gay. Neck yourself. No one is bumping your gay thread.
>>39387058
Except you my friend
Except you