i just want a fucking girlfriend why can't i get a

I think you just have to be yourself. If you just be yourself, then everything will fall into place.

>>39386117
I'm no expert, but probably because you try too fucking hard in a bid to overcome your latent ineptness.

>>39386117
This is why you cant get a gf I'm as fucked as you

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

why dont you guys understand that it wont fix your problems and most likely just add more

>>39386117
Stop giving a fuck and the gf will come to you.
>>39386173
This.

>>39386173
Men want women, we are shills for women. Besides, the entire internet is full of people who insist that getting a gf will make everything right, and guys believe them.

>>39386172
Who the fuck has a 7 inch penis her standards are way fucked

How about you become a girl and be my gf (male)?

>>39386139
dont tell me that you just unironically said that

>>39386203
A lot of guys in porn have big dicks. Maybe that's why so many women go into porn, to get access to men with large dicks.

>>39386172
Haha dicklets and manlets blown the fuck out. Women want men not sissy boys they also want a proper cock I'm 7.5 so I'm safe.

>>39386203
7" really isn't that big nor is it that uncommon. Wish I could be an 9" monster. THEN things would get good.

>>39386219
She said she wouldn't date a man under 6ft and dick below 7 inches wtf are they all like this

>>39386117
Don't worry OP, with time your hatred and bitterness will grow to such a point that you won't want or care about women anymore.

>>39386172
Guess I'm never going to get laid its bad enough being a 5 inch dicklet now that fembot just crushed me.

>>39386249
Yea. That's why you never see short men with gfs unless they are mexican.

You have nothing a girl wants, you also do not talk to girls

You want it too much

Trust me I used to be the same

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>>39386270
That fembot was irish so her opinion really doesn't matter.

>>39386195
i just want someone to talk to and hold anon

>>39386203
tfw my dick is 7.5" but because i'm ugly and have a bad body no girl has ever seen it

You gotta make a good first impression then just try everything to Fuck within the first 5 hours you meet her. Don't be a pussy

>>39386173
The fact that I've never had a girlfriend makes me suffer and is the main cause of my depression.

>>39386324
How do you make a good impression without coming off as "creepy"

>>39386249
Yes, all women are like this. But it's just their nature. When women talk about how they want a high-value man, it's their biology doing the talking for them. It's nature at it's finest and most essential.
>>39386299
Trust me when I say I know how you feel, but you need to trust that things will get better. You may never get a gf, but you will be able to find peace one day. You need to give yourself that chance though.
The only men above me in those are wizards so I know what I'm talking about.

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>tfw going to be stationed in south korea
>Going to meet tons of qt azn k-pop stars

It get's better lads. Just enlist and your live will improve dramatically.

>>39386172
This was a requested phrase in a vocaroo thread from yesterday :^)

>>39386117
Telk me exactly how you've tried to get a gf and I'll see if I can help you when I get back from tge gym in 2 hours.

>t. Was a shut-in all my life but got a gf at 25

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>>39386517
I've stood around in public places near girls that were alone and hoped they would notice me. If I see them taking more than one glance then I'd chat them up

>>39386282
How do I meet more girls to talk to

> school/work
I've already been around these people for two years, if something was going to happen it would have already

> online dating
I have one match on tinder

>>39386117
Just give up man, I'm 25 and already have given up, sometimes you will be sad but if you put that you don't need a gf it will get better, just don't give a shit anymore

>onwards and upwards

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>>39386117
Think about it
>What would you do with such a gf
>Are you interesting enough
List goes on
I focus on exploring life rather then wasting my time with someone who will leave after some months. A gf wouldnt make you as happy as you think

>>39386739
>What would you do with such a gf
Honestly this is what stops me from trying. Granted I know that I'm so incredibly ugly and bland that I couldn't get a gf even if I tried, but the fact that I can't think of a positive of having a gf outside of sex really saps the motivation to at least give it a shot.

>>39386172
This bitch has a stupid face I can hear it

>>39386203
Pretty average nowadays m8

>>39386172
I can hear that British accent, your looks are going to crash and burn by 24 if they haven't already.

>>39386293
Anymore of this fembot I would prob orbit her?>>39386904

>>39386904
Who is she? Is she brit or irish?

>>39386117
>i just want a gf
i believe you.

I want to ask everyone in this thread a sincere and honest question. This is not a trolling attempt, and I'm not a fembot.

>Would I date me?

If you think the answer is no, then you have your answer. If you think the answer is yes, ask yourself why.

>>39388644
I would date me. I get overlooked because I used to be chubby. Now I'm less chubby but still lack confidence.
In all honestly if I didn't have a small D my confidence issues would be gone

>>39388711
>chubby
That right there automatically disqualifies you from a large percentage of women. Thinking that you deserve a gf and being fat are mutually exclusive. Get in shape and watch your opportunities start rolling in.

Next.

>every qt I've actually talked to recently from work/school has a bf already
>the only one who might have been interested in me also flirted with every guy she met while already having a bf
Just fuck my shit up. I don't even know where else to start.

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>>39388763
>tfw chubby and straight up fat girls have no problem finding a boyfriend

>>39388959
That's life. I'm sorry but that's just the way it is, and we have to deal with it. Once you get /fit/ and social, don't chase chubby or fat girls. That's about the only thing we can do.

>/r9k/ maintains that genetics has fucked every single aspect of their life and every failure is insurmountable and unchangeable, due to GENETICS and no fault of their own
>In the same breath wonders why they are rejected for breeding

I wouldn't necessarily say it's not worth it, but it requires a lot of time effort and attention to maintain and if you're like me a lot of emotional turmoil so if you're not prepared to basically be working all day every day it's not worth it.

It's nice sometimes though I guess

>>39386117
It's easy bro, just stop looking for a gf and work in yourself and someone will appear

Also, start lifting and be confident :^)

>>39389239
I'm married and my life is not emotional wreck with her. We're pretty chill.

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It's a well known fact fat girls can just hook up with a fetishist. If they have bennies then they are basically set for life. Their gimp-slave can shovel cake into their mouth and they dont have a care in the world.

>>39386117
the purpose is not to get gf
the purpose is to get gf to get you
get me

>>39389226
because of their genetics you dumb fug :DD

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>Make women impossible to get for subhuman men
>make prostitution illegal so subhumans can't get human touch

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>39389480
>make prostitution illegal
move nigga damn

>>39388644
I wouldn't date me because I'm not into men. This is a stupid question.

>>39389743
Don't be a smartass you know exactly what I mean

>>39386565
Define "chatting up", anon.

>>39389463
But if these people live with every advantage in the most advantageous and advanced civilization in human history at their disposal, and every single aspect of that is mitigated entirely by their genetic background alone, what possible reason could there be for passing that genetic stock on to another generation?

Alter your behavior to utilize mannerisms exclusively selected based on their relevance to your personality.
be urself

>>39386172
Stop posting this shit.
Stop it. Now.

>>39386117
First of all, are you happy with where you are? At the end of the day, do you feel content with the way you've spent your time? If the answer is no, then that is something you need to work on before even trying to find a partner.

The important thing about relationships is that you share your happiness with your companion and they share their happiness with you. It's a two way street. When that symmetry is gone, your partner will start to feel like they're not getting the emotional satisfaction they need from you. I know this from experience.

If you are happy with where you are in life, then you need to ask yourself why you can't find a partner. Have you tried approaching someone? If you haven't, you already know the answer. How did it go when you approached someone? What went wrong? Was it just a lack of compatible interests or was there something about the way you approached her, something you said? Learn from your mistakes. Reflect on them. Maybe you're being too direct. Maybe you're not making your interest known.

Even when you approach someone, remember that relationships don't just start in a single day. Get comfortable with her first. Make sure she feels comfortable around you. A partner is someone you trust, not someone you just met.

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>>39390278

>Beta robot has to sit down to think deeply about his inter-relational problems
>Chad thundercock texts his FWB "ay bbb get ov her we gon fuk" and busts his load on a 8/10 girl without 30 minutes

>>39390469
If you're sad because you can't be Chad Thundercock you're probably not content with where you are in life.

If you work hard on your confidence and your physical appearance you can become Chad, unless there's some form of physical deformity that is stopping you.

Play the cards you're dealt in life. Worrying about what Chad does or doesn't do is absolutely nonsense.

>>39390590

>You can become Chad

Biggest bluepill lie on the planet. Get the fuck out

>>39390658
What is stopping you from becoming Chad, anon?

>>39390590
Can a person become a chad with a 5' D?

>>39390751
I don't know, anon. Tell me, when you see an attractive man talking to girls without a care in the world, do you automatically assume that he must have a large penis?

>>39390469

Chad doesnt have inner problems, thats why he doesnt give a fuck and girls love him for that

>>39390780
Above average most likely

>>39390787

Chad is physically attractive and women love it. Try acting Chad-like around girls. They'll reject your genetically inferior ass

>>39390849

Plenty of ugly fuckers get laid with hot girls, Tom Torero youtube

>w-why can't I get a girlfriend
do you wear new balance by any chance?

>>39390913

I can confirm I have fucked many attractive girls. Given, they were all prostitutes.

>>39386233
dude you sound like a typical faggot

>>39386386
is the us air force a good choice?

>>39390913
>Tom Torero
But I don't want to get laid. I don't want to seduce. I want a gf

>>39391216
From what I have heard, yes. Better locations, less strenuous training, more intelligent people, and better career prospects when you get out.

>>39388644
If you could put my personality/ intelligence/temperament into a female body of comparative attractiveness then yes, without a doubt I would.

I like myself quite a lot actually, and I don't think I'm that bad looking either.

I am incredibly awkward and unconfident around most people though, which obviously is a huge turn off for the women