>be me >hanging out with a buddy of mine at a local pub

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>be me
>hanging out with a buddy of mine at a local pub
>he tells me he's got a stupid problem
>basically he spent a lot of money on this custom hot tub. Calls it the Hand because it's got five pillars around the rim to help people get out and hold drinks or whatever
>wants to show it off, but feels weird throwing a party just to get people in a hot tub or getting in himself during a normal party
>this qt British girl slides up and winks at us, says she might be able to help
>I have to take a piss, so I leave. When I come back, friend is beaming. Apparently worked out an arrangement, I have to come to his party that weekend to help but I'll like it
>skeptical but eh, fuck it
>weekend rolls around, go to party. Tons of people
>sure enough, after about an hour the British girl from the bar strips to her underwear and gets into the hot tub
>others follow. Friend gets tons of compliments on the Hand, great time had by all
>other guests start leaving. Friend grabs me by shoulder, reminds me about the favor
>drags me to his bedroom. British qt is naked on the bed, smiling seductively
>"Threesome, bro!"
>wish I knew beforehand, but she's my type and I trust he won't make it weird so I'm down
>"Just remember," she says as we're undressing, "nothing funny with me arse. You're both going in the axe wound."
And that's how I learned a bird in the Hand is worth two in the bush