Who else here is tired of their life of decadence? I am so done with my hedonistic ways. I feel like I can finally see how toxic this is for me, for my soul.
Starting today I give up
>cheating on my wife
>flirting with coworkers and customers
>working at 20% efficiency
>drinking anything other than water and tea
>eating a meat based diet
And pledge to
>work out 4 times a week
>perform at 100% at work
>finally learn my wife's native language so i can bond with her family
>switch rice and potatoes for more vegetables
>be clear of all debt by 01/01/2018
What changes do you wish to make in your life anon?
holy shit you sound like a real character.
reminds me of my grandpa. he would eat a fried steak filet for dinner then after that eat ice cream with expensive maple syrup poured on top of it.
he was diabetic and had polio, i gave him his insulin shots sometimes.
>>39384144
What board do you think you're on right now? You realize this is r9k, right?
>>39384144
Report back with rationalization as to why you won't be achieving any of these things
>>39384171
did he live a long life? was he happy, even with te diabetes and polio?
>>39384181
yeah this is my home board, we're all here because we hate our lives but we don't do anything to change it, so we just wallow in how miserable we are while at the same time saying how the robot next to us has it so much better and should stop their bitching
>>39384206
>too much work, can't make it to the gym
>if i work 100% now, i won't have time for gym
>wife wont spend time teaching me her language, so can't learn
>wife cooks so i can't really control what i eat
>i could pay off the cars but then we won't have a nice christmas vacation, and that'd just be selfish of me
recycling the rationalizations i've been using to date
>>39384144
My favorite stuffed animal when I was a kid looked exactly like this, I called him Sealy and then one day I lost him in a store somehow and never saw him again.
I miss you buddy. I'm so sorry I lost you.
>>39384368
no he died in his late 60s i believe? his wife passed before him from cancer.
i don't know if he was happy desu. i used to hear him weep over my grandmother.. not good times..