>be extreme autist >have to draw classmates to remember

>>39384114
Just call him Chad

>ask someone want their name is
>Pretend to correct yourself as if your asking for their last name
Now you have e first and last name

>>39384154
Everybody knows your true intention when you do this. Just say you are pretty good with faces but have a hard time remembering names so you could need to ask it a couple of times.

>>39384143
"hey there, I'm a member of a niche anti-social collective that personally blames people just like you for personal shortcomings, ha ha, reeeee."

>tfw you're an Eric