I am just so fucking horny and alone please say the most pathetic

>>39383640
I have spilled my cum to one person my entire life, ever since high school when I first fapped

>>39383640
i have to work 40 hours a week to get about 90$ in a month :)

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>>39383640
I came too early last night while I had a one night stand :(

I'm a 31 year old man who faps exclusively to anime schoolgirls

>>39383678
Damn, this is insane dedication

I have a genius level iq yet I still failed 2 classes last year

>>39383640
I lost my virginity (at the age of 12) to a girl who was only 10. I don't get turned on girls that young anymore, but I still masturbate to the memory sometimes.

>>39383712
>I came too early last night while I had a one night stand :(
fuck off normalfag

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>>39383640
I swallow my own load every time I fap so no protein goes to waste
Gotta keep those gains brah

i live in africa. i havent eaten in 2 days n i wanna go for 2 more weeks so i can meet a boy i like. im not smart enough to live alone and need people yet i am naturally asexual..the most pathetic part is this could be self imposed except for living in a poor country which i actually dont care about or see as bad

Im 25 and deliver pizzas for a living
I have since i was 20, and ive struggled to survive every week for the past 5 years.
and i dont see things ever getting better

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>>39383640
I turned down my one chance at adolescent love because I was scared of girls. I'm also a dropout with the IQ of 8th grader

>>39383899
IQ tests adjust for age.

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I'm 28 and I work at a gas station 30 hours a week and when I'm not playing games, watching youtube lets plays or blowing time on the chans I'm chronic masturbating until I lose all strength except to go to sleep because its how I can feel something pleasant no matter how fleeting.

Its like every job I apply for despite my cheery facade senses the inner failure and nihilism beneath my soul and doesn't want me so nowadays I just get up when I have too and grip my gun.

"not today."

If it wasn't for my grandma I would never even leave my room unless I was hungry or didn't have to work.

Also I'm a virgin.
God it felt better to get this off my soul.

>>39383938
Where do you live anon
I want to take you out for ice cream

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>thinking of what to post ITT
>just made myself sad
Oh

>>39383640
this thread worked for me this morning

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IF ANY ROBOTS LIVE IN OR AROUND DEARBORN/DETROIT/DEARBORN HEIGHTS MICHIGAN
I HAVE THE DAY OFF WORK
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO TAKE YOU OUT TO ICE CREAM
IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT IT PLEASE KIK ME AT silver.knight
ill also be making a thread later

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>>39383981

I live Georgia and not much of an ice cream person nowadays as the cold hurts my teeth.
Hot stuff is good but cold stuff its like it reaches into my nerves.

Hope these made you feel better op.

>>39384091
:(
Kwi2qisuzc

>>39383640
I lost my virginity at 26. 26! Pathetic.

I can't sleep without sucking my thumb

I like the taste of cum
My sense of self worth is laughably low
I think about one specific anon every time I hug my pillow

>>39384142

I suck my fingers as well, I'm 30

I'm mentally instable. Probably insane. Always try to run away from my problems. Unlikeable person. Get upset easily. Cry easily but only when someone else gets me started by saying hurtful things to me.

A girl once invited me over to her place. Her parents were gone. I was with her, alone.

I fixed her computer and then left.

I can't enjoy most of music unless I slow it down

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I've never had a job except for working on a farm once when I was 16, which only lasted 2 wks.

My mom still washes my clothes and makes me breakfast.

I noseboop my plushie as not to get night terrors.

I am a certified pseudo-intellectual.

Little kids mock me in my village for being an autist.

i like chastity and wanna get fucked in the ass by a muscular man

>>39383763
No I think I'll stay because it makes you really upset lol

>>39384236
V A P O R W A V E L E V E L S O F S L O W?

The first time I felt genuine affectionate lust for another being was over a 2d goat. I masturbated and then cried afterward.

>>39384290
o f c o u r s e !
fuck the r o b o t

>>39384310
>2d goat
at least it was the superior amount of spacial dimensions, fuck 3d

>>39384236

Anon I'm the same way.
I got into slowing down tracks until their sad songs.

When I tried to live on my own I was so low-functioning my parents actually took me back in out of concern for my health and safety.

>>39383640
>4.0 GPA at university
>Take part in special programs
>Member of a highly prestigious honours society
>Have knowledge of 6 languages and know a smattering of Greek and Latin
>Valuable work experience and connections
All this, and yet I only learned to tie my shoes at the tender age of 19. Happier, anon?

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I fap like an autist with my mouth open and this morning I got to taste my own load.

>tfw when you taste sweet n tangy

>>39383640
I'm wasting the best years of my life shitposting on 4chan and promising myself I'll quit tomorrow every time I go to bed.

>>39383678
Who?

I hate robots

>>39384269
I went from never having worked a day in my life to working 5 days a week at once while I was mentally unstable.
Because that's just how much I hated living at home. Didn't sleep unless I was terribly exhausted and I was paranoid as hell.
I know you'll be able to make the change as well when you've finally had enough of the poor situation you're in. It's either that or killing yourself.

ruined a relationship with a qt that gave me her virginity because I was too lazy to study/get a good job

Lost.virginity at age 24. She called a month or so later to invite me to South Carolina for a weekend. Said no because I had to work. Wasn't a made up excuse, I really did have to work. In hindsight, my boss would of high fived me and told me to get my ass to SC if I had told him. Didn't get laid again for another 5 years.

I just want OP to fuck me hard and take my virginty. I will obey your dick and be your slave.

>>39385164

Well you gonna give some sort of contact or what?

>>39383640
I "accidentally" brush against little girls I pass by on the street. Recently I've started going out every day with this being the only goal for my strolling.

I once let a dude in the bus terminal bathroom masturbate me.

>>39383640

I work a min wage job despite graduating college. I've never lived independently, have no friends. I was a virgin til I lost it to a escort at 28. The person I just fell in love with was a stripper who played me for 6 months and then kept trying to play me after I found out she was married yet I didn't cut contact. Oh yah I also just drunkenly masturbated and dirty talked about wanting to fuck my sister, filmed it and sent it to her.

It can always be worse op.

>>39385434
>wanting to fuck my sister, filmed it and sent it to her.
what were the consequences?

>>39383701
How is that even possible? Do you live in a 3rd world country?

>>39385939

She hasn't texted me back. She's seen me masturbate before cause I was trying to entice her. But one time she said to stop doing it. I still try every now and then. Someday it'll come back to fuck me over. I just want to fuck her tho

I am 42 years old. Unemployed, bills stacking up, in college with a long way to go till I graduate. My mother-in-law moved in with us and she has taken over my living room. I am stuck to sitting in the dining room all day. My wife works nights and sleeps in our room all day. I'm in love with someone else but I can't do anything about it. I was born with a skin disease that I still suffer from.

I'm balding at 21 years old with acne scars all over my face

>>39384928
My oneitis (real person I know). At first I just fapped to memories of her and her Facebook and shit but now we follow each other on instagram and I use that as my spank bank.

>>39383640
I work hard 80+ hours a week trying to better myself, sacrificing all my interests in the process, but I still can't even reach the knees of the more talented people around me who don't even put a fraction of the effort I do, and I never will.

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>>39386086
I wanted to say sorry but i cant - you have wife. I wont tell you to get out but i hope that you will solve your problems.

>>39386868

What do you do even?

>>39387039
Programming, math, physics.

My online girlfriend cheated on me for three weeks with an admin of a discord server before breaking up and I still love her.

>>39383640
Okay: I'm a 22 yo virgin. I had like 5 opportunities to fuck with an ex but all of them I was too nervous to get hard (I was 17 at the time). After 8 months we broke up. I'm already bald. Eight months ago I fucked up a relationship with my best friend and now we hate each other, he's (and I swear) the only good thing that has happened in my life and he was my leader since I was 16, I can't take control of my life because I am a passive "nihilistic" bitch, and I'm so afraid I won't be able to take care of my life that I've been depressed for 3 months now. At least I'll get a degre in... PHYLOSOPHI HAHAHAHA. fuck. t. native speaker.

>>39389816
goddamit I'm not even that ugly. Should I hire a hooker?