>be me >taking a test >assigned a seat next to a girl

A girl's shoe grazed mine and it gave me a boner

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>>39383298
O shit baby

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>>39383298
My last female contact was dragging a drunk classmate out of my dorm room.

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>come in to work looking depressed as usual
>female coworker grabs my shoulders and says some shit I don't remember
>mood improves for the rest of the day

When did it get this bad

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>girl flips her hair as I walk past her and it brushes against my face
>immediate ejaculation

>>39383298
that's nothing. consider this:
>riding on a bus
>a girl with huge labrador retriever comes in and sits nearby
>the dog tries to find a comfortable place to sit
>plops down while touching my leg, puts its head on my lap, sniffs and licks my hand
>i can feel its ribs expanding as it breathes
>this is the closest i came in contact with another, living, breathing warm creature in decades
>feel sad as fuck
>the warmth i feel also gives me a half-chubby
>despair-but-aslo-erection.jpg

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>leaving uni with irritated pants boner
>brush up against roastie with huge knockers
>cum instantly
>have to spill water on pants to hide giant splooge spot
>walk to car looking like monsoon devastated my jeans

>>39385086
>dragging a drunk girl OUT of your room..
Your doing it backwards

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>in recess minding my own bussiness
>sitting alone as always
>close to me is a group of girls talking
>accidentaly overhear this really cute one tell a joke
>i chuckle silently
>she looks at me and smiles

>>39385455
> fucking a drunk classmate
I'm only 19, it's too early for me to reach such advanced levels of desperation. Besides, she wasn't drunk for the first time in her life, she wouldn't let me do anything dirty, and I'm too much of an autist to use the Chad techniques.

>>39383298
>girl gave me a high five
>immediately went to the bathroom and smelled my hand for a good 5 min.

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>be at grocery store
>checking out
>qt grill at the register
>tells me "have a nice day"
>instantly become diamonds
someone please just put me out of my misery

>>39386188
Why would you feel bad about being happy?

This thread could use a bump also general feels thread

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>>39383298
>pass the sign in sheet over to girl next to you
>she says thank you

>>39387109
>memorize her name so she doesn't see you writing it down to stalk her online later

>girl accidentally placed her barefoot on my face when I was 14

>>39387271
how did that happen? greentext pls

>>39387271
greentext my boy

>>39387271
Anon we need the full story now

>>39387305
>be me
>It was lunch time
>me and my friends (at the time) was talking about bullshit as usual
>was also studying for math (I think)
>Dropped my pencil and it rolled away from me
>have to crawl below the tables to obtain it
>one of my female classmate's shoe blocked the pencil's path
>grabbed the pencil then immediately her foot landed on my face
>she apologized to me and I told her that "it's okay."
>went back to my circle and thought about masturbation throughout the day

>>39383298
>Go to get pizza
>That'll be $26.49
>Pay and leave
She's totally into me