My ex gf who is basically mentally unstable at times said she's

Stack magic resistance I guess??

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>>39382879
counterspell, retard

feed her to the dragons

Ward up your doors and windows, that'll be enough to keep her weak roastie magick at bay

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>>39382879
Here you go OP. Just make sure you have it on you all the time.

>>39382879
Get a cheap quartz crystal point. Walk up to your ex and, holding the crystal so it points at her, trace an upside down pentagram in the air in front of her while quietly mumbling some nonsense latin-sounding words so she can just barely hear them. When you're done, tell her that you've just put a neutralizing curse on her that negates any negative energy she generates. Then just walk away and ghost her.
All of that shit is just superstitious bullshit anyway, but if she believes in it, doing that will fuck with her head.

>>39382970
Fuck that, don't say it is a "neutralizing curse" or some shit, say it is a "reflecting curse" that will reflect any negative energy she sent in the last week back to her.

Really fuck with her.

Suck a mans dick and take it in the ass and you'll be magically protected from casters and sorceries

Tie a boulder to her and throw her in the water to see if she floats or sinks.

punch her in the face knocking her unconscious then write WITCH on her forehead with charcoal.

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>>39382879
Do one back even stronger.

>My ex gf
>spell
>What should I do?
>>>/adv/
>>>/x/

Spell only works if her will is stronger; if she's just some random /x/-tier schizo chances are it's either just some pathetic hex or a honeyjar spell.

Either way if you're truly worried, practice shielding and carrying around a aegishjalmur and give praise to Odin for protection.

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Here are the magick boards >>>/x/ [eight] c h [dot] n e t [slash] f r i n g e

>>39383130
Spells don't work at all, numbnuts.

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>>39382879
Drink one of these

>>39383130
Magic isn't real, but if you think it is and are willing to prove it then try this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge

>>39383391
Go to >>>/x/ and say that. Prepared to get btfo.

>>39382879
Burn some sage and circle around your house in view of her. It won't do jack shit but she'll buy it.

>>39382879
Laugh in her face for being retarded enough to think magic is real
also
>gf
Get the fuck out

>>39383403
Prepare to get btfo by what? All the annecdotal proof? Some pseudo scientific mumbling?

If they can 100% prove that their made up schizo shit is real then they've got an easy million to pocket.

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It's very important that you practice casting a ward. I doubt your gf is powerful enough to cast anything that could break a beginner's ward (if you need anything more powerful, work on increasing your willpower).

>>39382879
Dis nigga doesn't have a spell shield

Look at him and laugh!

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>>39382879
>not having cast a magic ward ages ago
go away normie

>>39383191
>ample
experimenter's is the way to go buddy

This is a good thread in countering a female's spell.

You can go with the card, the crystal, or casting a ward. Best of luck too you OP.

>>39383751
or the flask of warding

>>39382879
If I were you I would watch the fuck out or alternatively ask for forgiveness and go along with what she says. An evil witch girl cursed me and there's literally nothing I can do about it now.

>>39382879
Equip sounding crystals at one of the seventeen locations on your body. I recommend amethyst on your right hip

>>39383191
>>39383682
i want to do meeps with my robot buddies
i'll invite you to my untainted paradise

>>39383872
nah stopped playing it for a while, having a little nostalgia break with terraria

>>39383795
Curse and hex removal exist. Just an fyi.

>>39384023
They wouldn't work in this case, she's too powerful.

>>39383795
How did she curse you? Anyway I'm OP.