>the year is 20XX
>be me
>be terrible weeabo
>love anime, japan, all that shit. Even hope to live in Japan one day.
>3rd year into studying Japanese language
>Join one of those online language learning wesites where you pair up with a native speaker.
>Meet 3.14 Japanese girl through website
>Shes trying to learn English.
>waifumaterial.jpg
>We start to hit it off, over time it develops into a long distance relationship
>One day, she tells me that she loves me.
>Says she can get me a job in her fathers company. (I am a website design fag)
>I can even handle all these feels.
>Life is finally working out for me.
>Love, good employment and a chance to see glorious Nippon
>Wake up the next morning
>Kim Jong finally did it.
>Over 100 nukes were dropped on Japan
>mfw my only chance at love is snuffed out
>mfw all my waifus are dead
>mfw my only chance at getting out of the basement is ruined
>mfw I now speak a dead language
A very real fear.
>>39382346
a fat kid playing with his big toy lad, become weebs isnt good for your health. must be fapping your waifu material...right anon?
>the year is 20XX + 1
>weebs everywhere heartbroken
>they swear revenge
>sharpen their replica katanas
>being to swarm over the NK border
>they fight like wild men, with nothing left to live for
Will you tell your grandchildren about the time you were in the first international waifu war?
>>39382829
>See the nukes in the news.
>Run upstairs to my room.
>I don't even finish my tendies.
>Look upon my glorious nippon steel.
>"Heh. Finally it's time for you to shine..."
>days of fighting
>we have sustained heavy losses, but we have finally made to Kim's bunker
>one last trick up his sleeve
>shoots rpg at us from close range
>effortlessly slice rpg in half with my 1000x folded Nippon steel
>public execution of kim jong while my favourite Madoka OP plays
>Madoka-kamisama, I have finally avenged you
Finally a decent thread. Keep going.
>>39383074
you know what's fucking gay? ANNIMAY. you fricking WEEBS AND YOUR WIFOOS