>tfw 27 year old huggless kissless virgin >masturbated

Are you some religionfag?

The Bible never says masturbation is a sin.

>>39381242
My parents always told me that touching myself in anyway besides cleaning was equal to be gay and they didn't want a faggot son. The only person who was supposed to touch me down there was my wife and that we could only have sex to make babies and thats it.

>>39381252
yet in the 18th century american doctors came up with all kinds of pseudo scientific reasons for circumcision to prevent boys from masturbating. not a lot of options for lube back then.

>cutfags
I feel sorry for you

>>39381370
>religious doctors

So how was it OP?

>>39381525
It kinda hurt, at first it was okay but after my dick got hard flapping it up and down hurt

>>39381571
That doesn't sound right. Did you cum at least?

>>39381611
No I freaked out and stopped before that happened

>>39381191
And I thought I was a weirdo for first jerking off only at 15

>>39381650
Try harder next time. Maybe use lube.

>>39381691

I was raised kinda sheltered back before the rise of the internet, so I didn't even know what pleasures my dick was capable of experiencing until I had sex for the first time. It wasn't until afterwards that I realized that self-service was also an option (it wasn't as good, but better than nothing).

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>>39381252
>Ecclesiastes 9:10
>Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might[...]