Ever hired a pornstar escort? How was it? Worth the price?

>>39380605
I wish I could afford to some charge $1,500 an hr so I've heard some say they don't do it I doubt that's true they just won't say it publicly

Does anyone have the greentext about that anon who hired his favorite pornstar to take his virginity and got her mad because he came inside her?

>>39380605
Do they all look this gross, over-done and fake?
I just want some small-breasted cutie with normal ass and normal hair and a non-bleached anus-hole

>>39380649
There's been a couple I've seen on r9k but never saved them. They have all ended in disappointment but robots and women can often be like oil and water.

>>39380631
The ones who don't either do but you need to pay a fucking fortune and they won't advertise it, have a cuck boyfriend who is against it or have some retarded philosophy that porn is somehow different from prostitution.

Anissa Kate and Valentina Nappi would be high on my list but unfortunately neither do escort.

No but there are plenty I'd love to take for a spin if I had money

>>39380677
>Being gay

Unnecessary

Is it possible to get them to let you fuck then without a condom? Like provide a notarised std free certificate from a day or so prior to appointment? I'd like to try this but no way I could justify paying that much money If I had to wear a condom.

>>39380605
Liara Roux, if I had that 10mil from another thread.

>>39382175
>if I had that 10mil from another thread.

wut?

Tried to do this a couple times, but they treat their pussy like a job interview. Needed 3 references from other escorts. Ended up paying $150 elsewhere for a handy

>>39380605

I did. Even got her number and was a regular to one. Way over priced. Didn't put any effort in. But same could be said for most girls.

>>39382321
>Needed 3 references from other escorts.

What? How in the fuck do they expect you to have fucked 3 if each require you to have already fucked 3?

>>39382359
Nigga, look up the Liara Roux chick I mentioned above and check her requirements on her webpage. It's insane.

>>39382134

The one I saw allowed it after my first trip. I had a recent test result and so did she. She also knew I was a virgin when I saw her so she knew I already wasn't getting laid.

>>39382411
But you had to fuck her at least once with a condom?

>>39382403
I checked her site and there's nothing about prior references.

Also, she has hairy armpits. Yuck.

>>39382470
Then maybe it was somewhere else, her Twitter has mentions of references but I'm on mobile, so you gotta look for yourself. Also her services are literally "Legal Loophole: The Electric Boogaloo", as to avoid getting labeled/taxed as a prostitute. Not to mention her smug persona, yuck.

>>39382522
>Also her services are literally "Legal Loophole: The Electric Boogaloo", as to avoid getting labeled/taxed as a prostitute.

I hate that shit. I've seen screencaps of some guy who hired Christy Mack and she pulled that card and said she wasn't fucking him and he was only paying for her time.

>>39382563
How much did he have to pay?

>>39382683
Think it was like 3 grand from memory. Someone here will have the screencap.

I wouldn't pay these whores a cent if they tried to pull that shit with me.

>>39382683
Over 4k. I hope to God this story is bullshit. If not, she more than deserved that beating from War Machine. I mean I know all women are whores, but jeez.

https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=157161803

>>39383061
>Bodybuilding site
>Member since 2009
>Post 2013

So presumably he was in reasonable shape yet still got rejected by a prostitute he was paying $4k?

Damn.

>>39380631
You mine as well just make a deal with a woman that is nearly flat-chested: you give them $10k to get a boob job, and you get free sex for a year.
Most of the pornstars out there today are at least 20% plastic anyways, so what's the fucking difference.

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>>39380605
I only want a blowjob by Kacey Kox

This is a new form of desperation to me. I would rather just be a virgin than pay money to fuck a pornstar, that seems really cuckish. Why do so many people care about sex? I never had it but it's also never on my mind. It seems trivial to worry about something so stupid.

Easier to just start a porn company tbqh. Seems cheaper than actually getting an escort and you can fuck them without a condom (not that you should want to). Just do POV only, start with less expensive girls that nobody knows so it seems legit and then work your way to the ones you really want to fuck. You could probably even make some money back from it by selling the videos. Of course you'd have to have a reasonably sized wanger.

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>>39380605
No, but I would happily pay 20 bong to juggle Tessa Fowler's tits for 15 minutes.

Throw in her sister as well and I'll happily double it.

>>39383401
It was easier when I was a virgo, you can miss what you don't have, once you start fucking you are only living to get moar pussy...

>>39383607
One of my friends before he backstabbed me told me that sex turns you into a bad person.

>>39383661
Did he backstab you with his penis?

>>39383464
>Tessa Fowler
My negro. She doesn't get enough love.

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>>39383852
She can have as much of my love as she wants. Every last drop.

She is criminally underrated, you are right. I think she's got one actual fap vid, though you can't see her downstairs bits. She'll get more popular if she does more of that. I just hope she never goes hardcore. I lose interest when they do that.

>>39383096
The misc is very similar to /fit/. Tons of autists and people that don't even lift on there.

>>39380677
Back to your trap threads, Nathan.

>>39383792
No, with his other, better friends.

>>39384062
Damn anon she perfection. Would suck on those titty for hour. Or just hold them in my hand

>>39383328
You're going old school there I've always liked her I wonder if she would be interested in a "date" I'd be very interested in Lindsay Meadows

>>39384062
I'd love to watch them super tits bounce up and down is Tessa all natural

>>39383412
i've considered this before, how much do you think you'd have to pay the girls? how do you find them?

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>>39385363
Of course she is. Anon, just go on your favourite porn site, type in her name, and enjoy her videos.

>>39383412
>you'd have to have a reasonably sized wanger.
There's probably a market out there average-sized wangs so guys can self-insert better.

The jews wouldn't let you do this, of course, because professional porn is all about making people feeling like cuckolds.

No greentext yet?