>hey anon I hear you're dating Stacy now! >haha congrats

>>39377787
>hey anon I hear you're dating Stacy now!
How? He must be mistaken.

If you ever fucking touch me ever again I will end your fucking life with my own two hands, cunt.

>>39377787
Keep fucking the woman until I find somebody less promiscuous .

>Chad: shes a wild girl anal on the first night

>gf: a-a-anon I'm waiting to lose my virginity on my wedding night *snicker*
>then I'll give all of me to you
>I'm a good church girl

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>>39378215
>wanting a church girl
>not a superior slutty antifa goddess

>>39378215
>being this cucked even in shitty roleplaying threads
come on anon have some backbone

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>>39378215
Not today roast host.

>>39378237
That kind of hair is an absolute no-go for me, or should I say... Red flag?

>>39378310
yeah i don't like dreadlocks either, but still would

>>39377787
As a wise anon said once

Chads and robots are the greatest alias

It's true my friends. Chad will pull you up from the mud

>>39378415
no he wont, he's too busy getting laid and having fun to give a fuck about your problems

but yeah otherwise chads are ok, they're bros

>>39378237
>implying any bullet in her belt has any charge and its anything else than fedora tier edginess

Stick a quarter in your ass anon cuz u played urself

>>39378463
>but yeah otherwise chads are ok, they're bros
Totally agree, what kind of bitter, sad person would dislike Chad?

>>39378126
hol up
We got a badass over here.

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>>39377787
>tfw finally a chad considers me one of them
>tfw can finally die in peace

>>39377787
Do you have a history of headaches or joint pain my friendly Chad?
I suggest going to your doctor and getting your growth hormone levels checked - your facial features suggest they may be unnaturally high and while this may be responsible for both your rugged good looks and THICKSOLIDTIGHT physique, it may also suggest a rare form of brain cancer.

>>39378215
It's funny because it happens a lot IRL. Whenever I see a cute girl with some beta that is completely out her league I know this is the case.

You know, "beta bux alpha fux".

>>39378126
>*telleports behind you* nothing personal kid.

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>being treated as one of the bros
It's all I ever wanted desu

>>39379062
this

Y-yeah. High five bro, I s-slam that pussy every night. Hehe

>>39377787
>awkward smile
>h-hahaha y-yeah!

thanks chad, you're my greatest ally

>>39379745
All I ever wanted
Was to see you smiling
I know that I love you
Oh baby why don't you see?
All I ever wanted
Was to see you smiling
All I ever wanted
Was to make you mine
I know that I love you
Oh baby why don't you see
That all I ever wanted
Was you and me
All I ever wanted
Was to see you smiling
All I ever wanted
Was to make you mine

>>39379062
I was considered one of them in highschool. I had the top grades in my Grad class, was very good at baseball and decent and most other sports

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>>39378215
highly related

>>39380566
checked.

then what happend. did you lose the usage of your legs?

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I was one of those people who was die hard never date a girl who wasn't a virgin.....

And then I had sex with a girl.

Now I honestly don't care, and in fact I'm trying to steal a girl away from her current bf right now because she is really pretty and a nice person. I honestly don't care that she has had sex with guys in the past. It really doesn't matter, what matters is if she is pretty and if she is kind and good personality.

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t-thanks a lot chad

>>39378237
I have to deal with antifascist girls at the campus: too obnoxious about politics, it's boring.