>"...and then anon showed me his dick, and it was, like,

Whats the name of the gril on right? I know kimmy granger on the left

>>39376912
jokes on you I wouldn't be looking for a stacy bitch like that but rather someone reasonable based on myself and my personality : )

I brought a girl home from the club the other night and tried to fuck her for 3 hours while drunk as fuck.

>tfw whiskey dick

>>39376912
holy shit sauce now plz muh fucking dik can't take it

>>39377022
Sydney Cole

one of the best scenes IMO

>>39377108
Screenshotted. I is grateful anon

>>39377053
Youll never find them
Follow the Christ instead for the fruits of the Lord are many

>>39377151
>implying god wants me to be an unmarried virgin for life

I for one have a perfectly average penis. The only thing I don't like about it is that the kikes mutilated me when I was a baby.

>>39377185
Jesus was

>>39377258
And i'm not jesus. He suffered so we don't have to. REEEEEEE WHERES MY REASONABLE DECENT GF

>>39377285
Theres a piece of the Christ in all of us

>>39376912
Jokes on you, it gave you hep c