>5'7 babyfaced manlet >I had to be sure about my height,

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>5'7 babyfaced manlet
>I had to be sure about my height, never measured properly before
>went to B&Q
>only purchased 1 item: measuring tape
>pure blonde 10/10 stacy at the till, probably around my age (i'm 21)
>she asks "are you buying that to measure your height?"
>wtf
>"uhh yeah haha" voice breaks aswell, fml
>feel my face going so red, start to sweat
>she says "you know you could just ask someone what height you are"
>is she literally retarded? wtf does that even mean?
>I say "ah yeah fair nuf" face going redder, just want to fucking leave
>she says "i'd say you're only about 5'6"
>only
>I don't even reply, I'm literally just thinking "fuck my fucking life"
>she scans the tape, hands it to me, I pay by card
>nothing else is said, she doesn't even say thank you for shopping and I don't even say thanks or anything, I can feel her staring right at me, then I just walk back to my car
what just happened? just when I think my self esteem couldn't get any worse