>Hey there Anon! Would you like to help me with my Calculus

>>39373196
hmmmm only if you be my gf

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Only because you aren't a mac user

Fuck off chink, you have superior asian genes, figure it out.

No, I suck at math. Sorry.

Her makeup is disgusting. Why do roasties think that it looks good?

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>>39373259

>Tell you what, anon. For every problem you solve, I'll remove one piece of clothing.

ching chong dik suk fuk fuk? ho ho

>>39373293

>filename

R9K is the best

>>39373196
Sure, I understand it but I haven't actually taken anything beyond trigonometry

>tfw someone says matrices are precalc
>tfw told they were not precalc
>y2-y1 is not delta y
>summation is calculus
>summation is elementary applied algebra

It's a mystery is what it is what's math but just applied theoretical physics anyway

>>39373196
Oh ill give you a pain in the ass, you'll love it

>>39373293
NOOOO for every problem you solve I want you to put on a new coat

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>>39373344

>Not bad, anon! The pants will go first for your great effort. Anything else?

>>39373196
Sure do you like donkeys? I love donkeys!

Does this question have anything to do with mules? I like asses but mules are a mystery

Question if a mule crosses the grand canyon at a rate of 1 foot per minute where t is equal to time and g is equal to feet per minute or delta one how long will it take for the mule to make it to Yellowstone national park.

Explain your answer

>>39373412
Can you explain to me how to find the area under a curve...those sexy curves of legs that you have~!

>I know how to find the area under a curve

It's just not those curves...I mean I can but I'd rather not, plus who knows what can happen, after all math is a rapidly evolving field anyway and what one considers true one day they may find out has another truth another day!

>>39373412
8!

I dunno eight factorial...
>don't even know what factorial is in thr branch of mathematics
>The pythagorean theorem is not trigonometry
>tau is equal to 6.28

>>39373614
e is equal to 2.7something

On that note why don't we celebrate e day?

>>39373196
Why are you taking calculus when you look like 30 years old? I'll put my sharpie in your pooper if that's what you're asking for though.

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>>39373614
>Wow, thanks anon. I'm halfway done with my homework, so I'm going to be half naked!

>>39373372
I WANTED TO POST THIS COMMENT. AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU.

>>39373293
>>39373412
What's the value of a number and the value of an atom?

If a girl leaves shanghai at 2 am for new york but has to make a stop in guangzhou at 3 how will she make it to new york if her flight is at 9 am?

She is traveling by flight in an airplane traveling at 885 kph and is carrying no luggage

Show your work

>>39373668
Let's change that! For every homework problem you complete I want you to dress up as an alternate universe version of Juliet! You can even make one of them calculus themed!

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>>39373777

>Sorry anon. Ching chong bing bong, I'm only wearing my thing thong.

>>39373668
Are you truly half naked though? We should turn this into a math problem dealing with logic! A true or false question to spice things up and change how we've been answering questions

True or false
Since the beginning of the thread multiple articles of clothing varying in size have been removed

In order for 50 percent to have been removed how much clothing would have to have been worn at the beginning of the thread?

>>39373864
Are we defining clothing in terms of quantity or volume?

>>39373293
Only if you suck my dick, math whore.

>>39373344
Most features of math appear in different places, but their usage is different. In precalc you learn what a matrix is, in differential equations you learn to use them to solve sets of ordinary differential equations.

Derivatives are calc 1, but you learn the partial version of the derivative in calc 3, and then prove the derivative in analysis.

Math is not >just applied theoretical physics
in fact its the language of all of science and completely independent of the physical world save maybe the fact that we use base-10 because ten fingers.

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>>39373932
>Teehee, you win anon!

>>39373820
Hmm are you sure about that? Let me check your work, I have a feeling you got a correct alternate universe version of juliet I guess I was just expecting something different

You started off with more problems than articles of clothing anyway so how about in order for you to complete your work you put clothes back on for every other problem you get correct and in celebration of math you state the sum of all the answers you got correct cubed plus five!

>>39373888
I was gonna say the same thing which only leads me to wonder about quality

whoa whoa whoa, back up. is that a chromebook?

fuck chrome os, we're installing gentoo right now

>>39373932
>In precalc you learn what a matrix is

Than what the baboon did I take because I was basically taught what a matrix was unless you wanna bring Neo into the story and start bending spoons

>Completely independent of the physical world

I don't know what the physical world is anymore but I imagine the fibonacci sequence wasn't math, what's fibonacci anyway but just a word with the letter i and what's i but just the square root of negative one

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>>39374110

this one time i went on DA and this popped up in the related images

lmbo

>>39373932
So was summation algebra the entire time despite the fact that I wasn't taught it in highschool and supposedly it was calc?

What about limits?

Sorry I coulsn't help you mystery female student but hey at least you dressed up as an alternate universe background character from romeo and juliet

>>39373977
Whoops I meant you...anyway yeah maybe in orderbto finish your homework though you can start putting on coats! Hats and trenchcoats would be cool as well

>>39374110
Whoa whoa whoa back up did you say gentoo

I think what you really want is DOS

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>>39374292
>I do like coats!

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Put your clothes back on whats the calc problem I just like math

>>39374267
>>39374292
>tfw a typo keeps happening

I make so many mistakes but at least you're doing your math homework

Here's another answer since you've been so successful so far

5x0!

>>39374328
Cool you did your homework and it seems you got an alternate universe juliet

>>39374245
0/20

See me factorial

Well e is about 2.72 we just need tk find s the slope the imaginary number, length and everything else

0 over 20 is equal to 0...so...

>>39374462
Typos tk is to

What's annoying is I think I doublecheck and it seems fine but somehow it isn't

>>39373196
Thanks for reminding me OP, i spent last 3 hours on 4c instead of studying algebra for today's test. It's in 8 hours to be exact and i barely started. fcuk

>>39374501
Maybe we can help you study?

Is this remedial algebra, linear algebra or is this algebra that's actually calc 1 with algebra slapped over the cover

>>39374534
Slapped over the cover. But if i could just leave 4c and start studying, it wouldn't be a problem. Whatever it was.

>>39374630
Just post questions and we should be capable of helping you You don't even have to dress up as an alternate universe romero or juliet or anything

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>>39374841
>Can you help me, anon?

>>39374873
Are we supposed to simplify?

What is it exactly that this equation asks?

>>39374873
Should we use the equation to make a picture?

I think we can help you but you need to be a little more specific with the question

Or perhaps you just need to find the value of z?

>>39374841
No questions from me (except when will i start to study) but it seems another poor soul (or troll) barged in.

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>>39373293
Get out of my room, you rancid whore.
No girls allowed.

what the fuck is calculus ?

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>>39373196
>alright sit on my lap
>oh what the fuck are you made of, bones? Get off!
>get your samurai sword and slice us a few stools
>What do you mean chinese people only have nunchucks? that doesn't make sense all my leonardo action figures were made in china
>alright, back to the calculus
>how much math do you really need to figure out whether you or your brother should be drowned?

>>39373196
WATCH YOUR MOUFF!
THATS A NO-NO WORD!

>>39373196
I'm gonna be a real pain in your ass. Now bend over and I'll plug this function into your differentials.