this tiem again write something and i will say it for you ht

"I'm a roastie whore who likes to jump from Chad dick to Brad dick all day loooong teehee"

>>39369039
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0IpEGR5xJI3

>>39369006
russian chan has a better voice than you

WOW LIL FUCKASS YOU'RE SO HOT AND TALENTED. YOU DEFINITELY THE BEST RAPPER IN THE GAME N SHIT. DAYUM.

>>39369062
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zDYSbGnj5m

>>39369006
I'll swallow your throat badass

say in your most reassuring voice,

"you're going to make it anon. im with you all the way"

>>39369058
damn, you're shit at reading.
Also get the fuck out attention whore

>>39369072
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1M7jHAzNj5R

>>39369085
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FtQL7luw2e

>>39369093
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0G4mRQwwLsI

>>39369006
"Fuck my boipussy daddy"

>>39369006
"I would never date a man if hes under 6 feet and his dick is under 7 inches"

Sing this with All Star instrumental in the background

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll weiner I ain't the sharpest tool in the weiner She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her weiner In the shape of an "L" on her weiner

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop weiner Fed to the rules and I hit the ground weiner Didn't make sense not to live for weiner Your brain gets smart but your head gets weiner

So much to do, so much to weiner So what's wrong with taking the back weiner? You'll never know if you don't weiner You'll never shine if you don't weiner

[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go weiner Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get weiner And all that glitters is weiner Only shooting stars break the weiner

It's a cool place and they say it gets weiner You're bundled up now wait 'til you get weiner But the meteor men beg to weiner Judging by the hole in the satellite weiner

The ice we skate is getting pretty weiner The water's getting warm so you might as well weiner My world's on fire. How about weiner? That's the way I like it and I'll never get weiner.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for weiner I need to get myself away from this weiner I said yep, what a weiner I could use a little fuel weiner And we could all use a little weiner

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop weiner Fed to the rules and I hit the ground weiner Didn't make sense not to live for weiner Your brain gets smart but your head gets weiner

So much to do, so much to weiner So what's wrong with taking the back weiner? You'll never know if you don't weiner You'll never shine if you don't weiner.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is weiner Only shooting stars break the weiner

>>39369006
"Women want men with big dicks, not dicklets"

l'm daddy's nasty cum slut

>>39369125
KYS fucking fagboi

david david david david
why can't you just get your act together

>>39369105
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gkNJDaLj5U

>>39369123
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39369125
it was so bad i decieded no

>>39369143
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1KUBPBcyhKZ

Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices

>>39369156
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0HG3KhJWCdA

>>39369167
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0tcyZqUHhYb
shoutout to my ex

also guys real sorry cant do it today afterall
parents are home

Say "I hate you people for leaving me out of so many fun things. And no don't fucking say, "well thats your fault" because it isnt, you people had my phone #, and I asked and all, but no. no no no dont let the weird looking Eric KID come along, ohh fucking nooo"

But mom, teacher said it's inappropriate for you to pleasure my centaur cock

>>39369006
"The average sized penis cant satisfy women, why do you think we buy dildos?"

>>39369175
Oh my sides thanks haha will use these to make robots feel bad and get insecure about themselvs

heath ledger with some dreads, i just gave my nigga head

>>39369240
Thats fucked up man they are deady scared about their penis... it is funny kinda though

"Grip 'n sip, bro"

>>39369006
Traps are not gay

[This is for the original shit]

>>39369288
Not deady, already

>>39369006
Can you say "Sucking a feminine penis is not gay it is more of a boiclit than benis"

>>39369006
Just moan for 20 seconds so I can fap

What do you want for breakfast, anon? Eggs, pancakes, or my braps?

>>39369365
Shes gone her mum caught her and is beating her ass for being a chav skank

https://youtu.be/kE0pwJ5PMDg

Can you sing the part from 00:44 until 01:00?

>>39369343
this, if you could also simulate a vibrator, that'd be awesome

>>39369006
LIL PUMP LIL PUMP
ESKEEEEEEETIT

>>39369538
>>39369343

these

also would you be down for lewd scripts? nothing too crazy just like, gfd or something

"MO' MONEY MO' PROBLEM MO HOES MO' FLOWS"

Guys I think my reply made her abandon the thread.
sorry guys.

>>39369995
What reply, ANON SAMA.

>>39370036
The one with the YT link 35 min ago

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Here is a gift for you, roastie
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1DTMYOgkOAc

>>39369006

I dated a fucked up weird roastie just like this and it was simultaneously the best and shittiest year of my life