I'm not gay but I'd like to feel a dick in my mouth.

You aren't gay. You just like penis in your mouth, that's all.

>>39368636
>Does anyone else feel like this?

Apparently dozens of other guys, judging by the sheer volume of married men trolling for anonymous gay blowjobs on craigslist.

I don't think most people necessarily fall under the umbrella of exclusively gay or exclusively straight.

OP here. I don't want to suck dick cus I like men, I just want to know what it's like. I will probably hate it (you know, being straight and all) but I want to cross it off my bucket list.

>>39368636
I'm not a murderer psychopath but I got the urge two take dangerous weapons in torture humans and animals to death in the most violent way

>>39368749

Because eviscerating animals is morally proportionate to consenting dudes sucking each other off? It's astounding the kind of mental gymnastics people will perform to justify their backwoods values.

>>39368916
Im not obsessed about the big bang theory, but every night I watch the same episode 5 times until i can perfectly recite it. And when i sleep i can see Sheldon and hear BAZINGA!

BAZINGA!
Bazinga!

>>39368636
Why not try to find a trap on Grindr? If her feminine penis is feminine its not gay

>>39368636
This was me a year and a half ago.
I have since become a femboy enthusiast who shaves my body hair.
Tread carefully.

Yes, I wanna suck some cock and get a fat load of cum in my slutty mouth, but I'm straight. I'm totally not attracted to me, only their penises. Why can't girls have nice thicc dicks?

>>39368636
I'm not gay but I'd like a burly man in leather shorts to pound my ass until he cums inside me. I'd then like him to make me squat over a wine glass so I could fart my cum out for me to drink.

>>39370849
You can be straight and want to suck on a penis idk why you dont understand this?

I'm not gay and the one time I sucked cock I puked all day. Would not recommend.

This is proof that alcohol and bad habits make you feminine. Xenoestrogens.

>>39370892
Why did you puke? I have yet to puke or gag largest cock I sucked was 8 inches smallest he said 6.8

i'm gay but i don't have cocklust and i don't fantasize about sucking cock. anyone else know this feel?

>>39370937
lol that's the only good part about being gay

>>39370915
>Why did you puke?
Cause I'm not gay. I couldn't remove the after taste. It was fucking disgusting.

>>39370961
I'm straight and I wish I was gay cause girls fucking suck in every aspect other than their bodies.

same here, went to a nudist beach, aww a naked woman and fine, see a naked man, i touch his dick, he jerks me off, i feel so bad i might die

>>39371000
Me too and now I have brainwashed myself to like traps more than women

Yeah I feel like that, but I wouldnt suck a guy tho
I would give a blowie to a futa but desu the closest I can get to that would be sucking a trans