>Hanging out in my mom's room on her bed >I hear her

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iktf, 100%

Mommy dreams are the best.

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>>39368693
If I could have dream's like this every night, I probably would. But still man, it makes me feel weird.

>>39368496
First guy to make a safe pill that practically garrantes vivid dreams will make $$$

>>39368895
Aren't there already ways to induce lucid dreams?

I had a gay dream last night but im not gay

I didnt take it up the ass but I fucked a guy up the ass and he had aids so I was terrified I might have aids too

what does this mean?

>>39369041
It means that you are gay anon. I'm sorry to tell you

>>39369041
Did you enjoy it?

If yes, you're gay
If no, you're a repressed gay

>>39369003
I hear you get real messed up nightmares from that. Tried it a couple times it's easy as fuck but I always felt uneasy about doing it.

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>>39369374
Do you really? What do you do to cause it?

>>39368496
>What the fuck did my monkey brain mean by this? I swear I don't want to fuck my mom.
I can relate to the feelings of guilt and disgust after an inappropriate wet dream. It feels terrible knowing that some recessed part of your conscience wants to do that and the only thing keeping you in check is some feable self control that could potentially fail at any time.

>Be me, christfag
>Failled to find a summer job so I sign up to be a christian camp councillor
>during counsellor in training week we have a guys ministry series
>commit to purity, don't wack off, classic nofap stuff
>Never been able to do it before cause porn is too op
>No internet at camp so I go 2 weeks for the first time since puberty
>by junior high week my libido is insane
>After a long day my campers decided they would "prank" another cabin
>Their stupid prank idea was spray shaving cream on the rival cabin's doorstep
>finally wrangle them back to the cabin and get them asleep.
>I fall asleep pretty soon after
>start have a wierd dream
>my older brother's fiancee is scrubbing the shaving cream off the floor of the other cabin
>boobs almost hanging out of her tanktop
>she tells me to get behind her
>doggystyle.avi
>I wake up in my sleeping bag with a massive splurt of jelly all over my shorts and probably the sleeping bag too.
>shit, there are 10 junior high boys in the cabin in bunk beds all around me
>how am I going to clean this up without waking any of them up?
>wiggle out of my sleeping bag, and ninja out of the cabin towards the showerhouse
>when I get back one of the kids is staring right at me
>asks me where I went
>tell him I felt God was drawing me to prayer and that he should go back to sleep
>slept in the nasty sleeping bag for the rest of the week until I could go into town for laundry

>>39369572
>>39369374
>>39369003
Sleep paralysis is horrifying every single fucking time

>>39369003
Best way to lucid dream is sleep 12 hours a night, but nobody except NEEts has time for that.... oh right.

>>39370793
the 1st minute is but once you realize you are in sleep paralysis, you can play around with it and get yourself into lucid.
I can't get into lucid without sleep paralysis

>>39368496
It's probably just your mind grabbing the most familiar female face

>>39370793
What is this sleep paralysis? Never heared of it before

>>39371218
What are your best techniques/reccomendations for inducing sleel paralysis?

>>39372590
It's where you wake up, are aware of your surroundings, but cant move. Sometimes it's quite terrifying.
if you are unlucky the shadow people might pay you a visit

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>>39369041
Dreams are about as meaningful as horoscopes. You can make up meanings all you want, but it doesn't mean it's the truth.

>>39372689
U can induce it by suking mi dick faggot

>>39368496
>Wake up
>Hear the sound of your mom fucking your Chad brother

>>39372727
Doesn't sound real. Is it a drug abuse symptom? Marijuana or something?

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>>39368496
So your attracted to your mom. Tell me more Anon

>>39373890
I dont fucking know
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
>>39374333
Wtf i want to fuck my mom now

>>39373890
Pretty fucking real, my man. Had plenty of those during my teens and they reduced a lot after my twenties. But they're terrifying every single time. I have no diagnosed illnesses or substance abuse.