Have any of you ever hired a hooker? Would you recommend it?

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>>39362935
First of all, your thread is shit, self bumping is shameful, and if you want to go to prison then you're asking for it, not to mention getting STDS. Is any of this really worth it just to get your carrot wet? just try tinder or just try to have sex with a real woman and not a fucking street whore, do you have no shame?

>>39363411
I already tried tinder.

>do you have no shame

no. I am missing out on a fundamental human experience and every day is only more torturous. I am willing to accept the risks you mentioned

>>39363411
>and if you want to go to prison then you're asking for it
america land of freedom xD

>>39362935
Ya I paid a asian trap to fuck my ass it was pretty good, the bad part was her feminine penis was larger then mine but she still swallowed my cum.

>>39363411
>if you want to go to prison

Nigger, hiring escorts is legal in most countries and you're certainly not going to go to prison for fucking one.

>not to mention getting STDS

Use a condom you fucking mongoloid? If you fuck a whore bareback you deserve to get an STD.

>just fuck a real woman!! not a street whore!!

Did he say anything about a street whore? Why are you putting women on a pedestal you normalfag. Do you know where you are? God just fucking kill yourself.

Go ahead and get an escort if you want anon, it can be an enjoyable experience.

>>39362935
I would recommend getting a GF you autistic sack of turds

>>39362935
I did in San Diego at an amp. It was pretty good but addicting. Spent maybe 2000 over 5 months. 120 every time for full service but I was tipping because I wanted a reputation so the best girls would choose me when I came in. It was like 60 normally. They were between 24 and early 30s but I would put them no older than 28 by looks.
I also got a hooker in los angelas at a hotel. She was at least 30 to 36. She cost me $100.
All of them were pretty skinny except one who had a little chunk but tried to make up for it with sweet talk and compliments.
I wouldnt recommend it because its expensive and it will ruin your drive to do more in life.

>>39363411
>t. Roastie whore afraid of losing her only real power

i would use tinder if it didnt require you to have a normiebook account

>>39363411
>tinder
>real woman

>>39363616
It doesnt anymore.

>>39363599
calm down roastie

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>>39363599
yeah it's just that easy right XD

just gotta b urself

>>39363662
Really? that was only reason I never tried it because I got ride of my normiebook at 15, looks like it's time to try tinder, hopefully I can get laid because I'm a 7/10 not my words just what I've been rated by other women.

>>39363709
fuck off normie and gtfo

>>39363761
Just because I'm attractive doesn't make me a normal fag, I have autism and lots of other issues that make it impossible for me to have a gf or get laid, not all robots are robots because they're ugly.

>>39363783
>hopefully I can get laid because I'm a 7/10 not my words just what I've been rated by other women
>not a normie
pick one

Travel to a country where it's legal. Brothels in Germany are pretty great.

>>39363783
This meme needs to die. Good looking people cannot be robots

>>39363861
Wrong. Many are. Being a robot is a mental thing.

>>39363941
No it isn't, go take a look at some of the Chad tinder threads. They talk to women in an autistic and awkward manner and the roasties still want the chad cock anyway. There was even a thread where a robot made a chad account saying the chad had raped multiple children.

Women do not care about personality. Looks are literally all that matter. People who are good looking even get treated better- people try to get to know them more if the are autistic. Good looking people have everything

>>39364013
Way to ignore facts. There are many decent looking robots. They could easily get dates off tinder, but they are too lazy or chickenshit to try.