>Parents make me go out with them to a restaurant. >The

>>39361409
thinly veiled attention whoring thread

op wants lots of comments calling him cute where he can pretend he is without posting proof

post yourself op
maybe there still is a hope for saving you from the gay

>>39361513
true he even used some cutesy gay furry image

>>39361409
at least post contact info you dumb faggot, you definitely want to get buttfucked if you made this post

>>39361551
can you add me instead

>>39361556
>can you add me instead

>but he doesn't post contact

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>>39361513
I would never do such thing, anon. How do I stop people from calling me cute and treat me as a manly man?
>>39361534
That's against the rules, anon. But do you think I still have hope?
>>39361551
But that's gay, anon. I'm not gay. Teach me how to be manly as you.

>>39361567
threadanon#0908

>>39361580
yeah i knew it

you're one of THOSE attention whores

where they pretend they aren't girly so people will call them girly and give them attention

actually kill yourself please

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>>39361595
Is it too late for me to become manly? Killing myself is the only option left? I refuse to believe so, anon!

>>39361636
>that punctuation

you are trying so fucking hard for attention holy fuck

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>>39361640
Am I doing something wrong to upset you, anon? I'm not trying to do anything, I'm just seeking advice.

>>39361676
your fishing for attention in a pathetic way upsets me


>Wah, I'm so innocent, teehee!~
>I'm NOT a girl guys~ Teehee~
>please reassure me and call me a girl also ask me for nudes~

>>39361588
>discord
naha no thanks, i dont use disgusting normie apps

>>39361697
what did you expect

email?

are you 40?

>>39361409
Cut your hair then you dirty hippie. And stop wearing skirts you crossdressing Irish limpet.

>>39361701
i expect steam, or at the very least kik. i refuse to use or talk to anyone that utilizes memecord

>>39361727
>steam
>being less normie than discord

LOL?

Suicide or scar your face by hydrochloric acid on it
People don't like femboys in real life anon

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>>39361689
That's mean, anon. Seeking for advice is way different from seeking attention.
>>39361707
I'm not wearing skirts nor I crossdress. But which clothing should I wear and do I really have to cut my hair?

>>39361707
This. I used to have chin length hair because I though it made me look cuter or sexy but instead I'd usually hear people mocking me silently on the street and asking each other ''was that person a guy or a girl?''

Ever since i cut my hair back to a short length, i no longer hear people call me a girl and i actually don't feel that gay anymore.

>>39361755
lmao

you are so easy to see through

enjoy your pathetic betas

>>39361741
Discord literally is a hive mind used by Normie gamers. It's literally a guiding principle of discord that when you have the opportunity, try to pull someone into the hive mind.

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>>39361764
That's a pity, I really enjoyed our conversation, anon.

>>39361771
>steam has literal items in stores across the world
>less normie than discord

kys old man

>>39361807
i'm sure you did

considering you're starved of attention (this thread shows that)

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>>39361815
I was seeking for advice from other anons, and enjoyed a conversation with a nice anon. I'm not seeking anything but that.

>>39361854
kys yung bitch

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>>39361741
>discord
>le random gamer reference on le discord messageus
>only deh most avid gaemaers willu getu dis references XDDDDDD
>mainly made up of handicapped circlejerkers, slut gamer girlzzz and casual dickheads

>steam
>no retarded references to shit nobody knows about everywhere you go
>actually punctual and makes it easy to understand what everything that's written on it means
>huge communities, groups, actual fucking profiles that you can look around on and read the person's bio if they have one and decide if they seem okay to add or not
>groups, group chats
>games
>every single kind of person on it so it's mostly easy to find someone to get along with
>doesn't try to appeal to a small minority of people like discord does for LE XTREME GAMERS

fuck off you brainwashed faggot

>>39361860
i've been on steam since 2007

its more normie than discord

>>39361878
kys old man x(

>>39361896
i'm 21

lmao

good try BIUTCH niGGA

>>39361905
and i'm 19, still in my prime teens, good try old man, i hope your twenties will have mercy on you

>>39361945
>19
>PRIME TEENS
HAHAHAHA

>>39361945
did i ask your age lil nigga

>>39361983
you did, don't you remember? damn this alzheimer starts kicking in fast for you

>>39362042
i asked if you were 40 as a jab i wasnt actually asking your age

dumbass NIGGGGGGGGGGGA

Ok, bait taken. Let's see a picture of you, cupcake.

>>39362051
dumb old man wants to get assfucked by a kid lol

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>>39362086
That's against the rules, anon. and please don't call me cupcake, I'm a man and that sounds gay.

>>39362168
give me a manly dick suck you hairy dumbass

OP please bend over and let me eat your tight little barely legal boi pucci out lick lick

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>>39362168
>>39361409
If you really wanted to ask a question on how to become may you could have just simply asked without the backstory that was bound to rile up the gay neckbeards. In the OP you didn't even ask how to become manlier you just blogged or shitposted for attention. You're an attention whore, fuck off.

>>39362233
*how to become manly

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>>39362202
Please stop suggesting gay things, I'm 100% straight and would not do such dirty things.
.>>39362233
>tumblr
Anon-..

OP post your discord I want to buy you a dildo

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>>39362311
>H-He's countering my shitpost
>Better insult his filenames!
I'll say it again. You are a worthless attention whore and if you were actually a straight man then you'd know this board is gay as hell and gone to shit. You knew exactly what you were doing with this OP. It doesn't even make sense to ask robots; Human failures on how to become manly. If you were serious you'd try /qa/ or /fit/ or even Google. Now fuck off.

>>39361513
>>39362233
>>39362371
tfw someone agrees with me

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>>39362329
I don't need such thing, anon.
>>39362371
Nothing wrong seeking advice from other anons who may have experienced the same situation such as >>39361763. No need to be mean, anon.

>>39362430
i didn't actually want your discord

>>39362430
why do you keep posting furry?
are you a degen ???l ol

>>39362506
he's trying to get attention

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>>39362506
Are you asking for my collection?

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>>39362430
Cut your hair/Get a more mature hairstyle, stay in the sun for longer periods of time, wear a watch or simply dress better, fix your pathetic posture, eat more, do mild exercises or get /fit/ entirely. It's not fucking rocket science. This is your last (You).

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>>39362594
Thanks, anon. That was nice of you. I'll try to do the following.

>>39362594
are you the same guy with the drink i posted a picture of on /fit/?

>>39362591
>>39362311
>>39362634
>furry/anime poster
you couldn't make your shitposting anymore obvious, degenerate attentionwhore

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>>39361409
>>Waitress asks if I'm legal and tell him I'm 20.

Daughter / Boy --> actually 20 (a 20yo "boy")?

Waitress / Him ---> sounds like your English is a bit confused, Pajeet

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>>39362665
I have flowers as well to brighten up your day, anon.

hey op

since you are not gay and won't suck my dick or fuck me in the ass i am not interested

so fuck off

>>39361409
Get a manlier cut and clothes and stfu
It there's something that everyone that's not been mangles can do, is improving their hair and clothes