Who /dicklet/ here? >tfw 5" >tfw no one will

>>39353133
Yap. You have a small penus. But don't fret. It's not TINY. If you fuck her good she won't even care

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>when you're able to wrap your hand around your dick
>entire hand covers the shaft

>>39353133
>Who /dicklet/ here?
>
>>tfw 5"
>>tfw no one will ever worship your dick
Dumb sissy frogposter.

>>39353183
>entire hand covers the shaft AND some of the head so you have to not use your pinky in order to avoid chafing the head

The worst part is having a 5" dick while being 6'4" tall. If I was a manlet at least I'd be proportional and thus aesthetic.

>>39353282
>to avoid chafing the head
stubby and on top of that your parents had your dick mutilated as well?

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>>39353133
>tfw 6"5 length and 5" girth
>not sure if good enough

W-what's the verdict my fellow bots?

>>39353133
5" ain't bad as long as you have girth, or are you a pencil dick?

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I feel like my dick wouldn't feel so small if I wasn't so fucking fat.

I'm 4 1/2-5" and when I stand up it seems like a decent size but sitting down make it seem shorter.

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>>39353467
>I'm 4 1/2-5"
Anon, fren, that's small.

Reminder that as long as you're 4inches and up a decent girl won't complain

Reminder that only size queens care about big dicks and most girls don't care
(It's like if you've had a Snickers, getting a big one might be cool but it doesn't really matter since you're still eating a fucking Snickers)

Reminder that if you're not getting pussy it doesn't matter how big your dick is

Reminder that as long as you're getting some pussy it doesn't matter if it's small

>>39354551
dude, the point is is that you will never be "the biggest she's ever seen." she will never give an expression of shock as you open your pants. she will never say to you "oh my god it's so big" while licking it up and down and scream and moan while you fuck her. but she might to some other guy, and that's what hurts the most. yes, sure, she won't ridicule you, but you will have just another medicre milktoast dick. she will never fantasize about it, but may about another's.

>>39353467
so you are one of those guys that have the infamous chode?

>>39354628
Thats like saying "why should I run if I'm never going to be Bolt, or world champ"
It's cuck tier thinking

You're given what you got so there's no point in lamenting shit like it
You fuck a girl and they'll like it or hate it but why are you gonna sit there and be sappy about make believe shit
If you had a big dick you'd probably be denied by your oneitis because it's too big and it hurts her

>>39353364
Average length, below average girth.

>>39354667
Infamous chode? What do you mean

Is 7.5 considered dicklet these days

>>39354628
What robots can actually work on is how to connect with a person to the point where they love you so much they would feel like they're free-falling to death if you weren't around anymore. Being sad you're not her 'biggest' or whatever other physical flair you'll provide won't secure the girl wanting to stay with you. You'll still be cheated on or shit on in some other respect otherwise.

>>39355008
yeah

9.5 dicklet here

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>5 in.
>it's fucking bent downwards

I'm only 5'5 though. Is this at least proportional?

>>39354551
You are retarded, a lot of people go for the bigger "snickers" because there's more of it so it's more enjoyable. A girl can enjoy a bigger dick just as much as you can enjoy a tighter pussy, it doesn't make you a "tight king" you stupid nigger it's just obviously more enjoyable and therefore preferred.

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You know nothing of true suffering, try having a rain-thin dick that's 4" fully erect and almost invisible flaccid. It brings me such shame that I've never been able to bring myself to masturbate.

Hang in there dicklet brobots.
>Barely 5in
>Got loving gf a year ago who loves my dick.
>She has a small vagina
>Came out of normieland to tell you this, please forgive me

>>39353133
I'm about 4.7 inches.. I've made girls cum. It's not like she knows your dick size right off the bat. And you realize lesbians don't even have dicks and get each other off.

I'm both a dicklet (5 inches) and--even worse--a testiclelet (only slightly larger than peanuts). If I didn't have pubic hair, I'd think I never went through puberty (babyface and manlet also).

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>>39355117
Anon, unless you're planning on fucking Vitruvius, no one cares if your dick is proportional, especially if you're a fucking Manlet. If you're a Manlet, you better have the schlong to back it up.

Trust me, I know, I'm 5'6'' with a 4.5''er

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>>39353133
I used to be proud of my slightly above averaged dick size until I realized it wouldn't make up for my turbo manletism

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>tfw 15cm dicklet

>all these tryhards with 5 inch dicks
>aww man my dick is so small ;(((
you fucks will never know the pain of having a sub-2 inch microdick.

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>like big cock worship
>like omegle/webcam reactions since they are the closest thing to amateur cock worship that don't feel scripted as fuck
>no one does them anymore
>most website only have sph cuck shit reactions now

>>39353133
>5.5
>all the horny dtf sluts online ask for someone hung
>big cock bots could get laid any day just by sending one of these whores a dick pic

The seedy underbelly of dating is the best redpill on sizing mattering.
I have never seen a girl ask for someone good at sex or cunnilingus. Big cock and a fit body are the only important parameters.

>>39355548
Size matters to sluts. The girls who don't care about size are not on tinder because they are not looking for quick fucks.

>>39355593
Those conservative girls only date turbo normies with high paying jobs or chad.
Theres no point even taking them into consideration in today's degenerate world of roasties.

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>>39353133
>tfw 8"
>tfw you've been in a LTR for 5 years

I miss shit like this >>39354628 Reading it makes me wish I was single again.

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>tfw biggest guy in any given room at any given time
>socially retarded self aware beta
it's like a sick joke

>>39355923
6.25 really? That's stupidly thick

Can you share the link

>>39355923
Just wear tight jeans, you fucking idiot normie. You literally have zero problems, get the fuck off this board.

>have huge cock
>add fags and "curious" kids from /soc/
>convert them into sissies with cock pics alone

feels good man

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>tfw 5.5" dick

Except I'm 360 lbs so I have half that to lose, and when I do, my dick will be 7". Haha get fucked losers. Feels good being a hugn Slav.

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>>39356062
>morbidly obese
>wimpy 5.5" dick
>"hahaha get fucked losers I'm so hung!!"

>>39356023
it's crazy thick. masturbation is more enjoyable due to it being so thick. thinking about it's girth alone gets me off.

i forgot the link to the site this screenshot is a month old.
>>39356041
im ugly as sin my guy. I may have a big peepee but my face is hideous and my personality is less interesting than watching paint dry.

>>39355923
>>39356023
>>39356134
the site is sizemeup.info
post results fellow robotos for comparison

>>39353133
>tfw big dick but allergic to intimacy because self loathing
/humblebrag but seriously mental/spiritual illness trumps most physical oddities in damning you as not being a whole person

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>>39356176
Should I post the schlong?

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>>39356290
Couldn't have switched on a light?

>>39356290
Another normie bites the dust! Hard to feel bad for these brainlets.

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>>39356255
>tfw you win the genetic lottery but will never get to use it
Fate is a cruel mistress.

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>>39356098
Hardy fucking kek

>>39356386
it was like 4pm my guy
I'll try to find a better one I have over 100 peepee pictures

>>39356406
you replied to the wrong post faggo I'm as far from normie as it gets

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>>39356386
>>39356472
brightest pic I got

>only had sex with a virgin so they had no frame of reference
>was insecure about my genitals for almost my entire life until I measured one day
>7in length 5in girth
wew dodged a bullet