Can someone give me detailed, step by step instructions

>>39352540
Pull up picture you like of someone who has a haircut you really like now go to the barber and show them that picture say you want that. That's how I got my last haircut and then just made conversation over Dumb and Dumber and other movies that I thought the younger women cutting my hair would like. Don't ever talk about anime or video games.

>>39352540
1. Go to barber shop
2. Have panic attack
3. Go home
4. Repeat steps 1-3 as needed for a year
5. Have long hair
6. Become trap

>get CASH (quicker than card)
>go park in front
>walk to barber

There are two situations: barber at the cashier or he is cutting hair and asks what do you need.

either way

>hello sir, I would like a haircut.
-ok, sit right here / or / ok, but give me like X minutes.
>go and sit down at the chair when he says for you to come over
>I would like my hair short, but any suggestions?

He should offer you some normie haircut, but just say yes to whatever it is

>he starts cutting your hair, and probably will talk to you.

This is the hard part, you will have to improvise conversation.

>ok, finished, how does it look?

>o-ok, I g-guess..... t-thanks

this is where the cash comes in handy

>that'll be 12.50

>hands $100

>run away and drop your tactical spaghetti so they cannot chase you.

i hope this helped

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walk up to bloke
say "5 mm on back and sides, 15mm on top"
sit
pay
fuck off

Buy a machine, do it yourself