Why are you here? What's your problem What the hell

Nothing actually. I'm just bored so I decided to lurk here until i get tired.

>>39351407
I hate women because they don't want to have sex with me and /r9k/ is a good way for me to vent about how terrible women are.

>>39351407
Autistic and loveless. No direction and little drive in life. Everything is bland and boring and hopeless and I want to give up.

>autism
>pedophilia

Pretty much all of my problems can be linked back to those two things in some way.

I'm for sensitive chuckles here.

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I like to get drunk and high and sit in front of the computer. I do it habitually. I lurk here but I don't really absorb anything. I've seen the evolution of gamergate, can't dodge the rodge, firm handshake dad, swami, jlh, eggman, ricky, evil master vyro, tendie posting, rare pepe market crash etc. Even after all these years I don't feel at home here. I do not save that many images. I wish my folder was huge.

i'm looking for cute girls whose standards are also low

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>>39351407
Failed childhood/adolescence, social retardation, clinical depression for over a decade, suicidal tendencies, and a general hatred for living.

>>39352353
seems bout right.
send you a hug deer robot.

Everything. I'm just a defective human being that should have never lived.

Depressed, alcoholic and too anxious to ask a non-internet girl out
No drive in life, everything is just kinda bland
Dont see a point in killing myself tho, so I'm here

>>39352353
>it's gotten to the point where you actually look back at the mass of your past and are mortified

>>39352353
Why did you post the story of my life?

>>39353839
No, I am

You're just being down on yourself.

>>39351407

>Only board that feels remotely close to old 4chan
>Older age group (most of which have been on 4chan for a while)
>Most users can empathize with some kind of mental disorder, problems in life, etc.
>Decent amount of conversation w/ similar mindsets (outside of daily generic threads)

Probably more, but that's what I can think of now.

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I'm a virgin.

I'm looking for a job after graduating college in May. I belong since I've never had sex

>tfw online schooled since i was a child

knew i was doomed the second my shit parents proposed it.

>>39354579
You don't even know me though, could be we're both defective pieces of shit.
I know I suck, but do you?

>>39352353
What's your gender desu

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it makes me feel better about being a NEET failure because there are others around my age in similar situations and that gives me a weird kind of hope. even though most seem really unhappy with their lives. the fact that others exist this way too makes me think maybe I'm ok.

Suicidal, failed normie POS who managed to lose both IRL and online friends.

It started out because I was an edgy little faggot with an internet connection, but now I'm here because I've exhausted any and all opportunities for friendship, and I refuse to enter any romantic relationships, despite feeling ronery.

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im pretty much a normie but tbqh i like to come here because it has a way different flavor from the rest of the internet.

it's like shite teir normanfag websites are just soda and sugar water, the slightly less normal websites like reddit are lite beer, while this is like some hard liquor.

>>39351407
>What the hell is wrong with you
autistic schizoid mustard rice

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>>39351407
>have a strange dream last night
>some terrorist somewhere got his hands on a crate full of red-skinned biologically modified bananas
>the bananas are shipped around the world
>family and i are eating some of the bananas in the living room
>watching cnn when a story comes on about some biologically modified bananas
>apparently some of the bananas have been found to harbor some rare ear-invading moth
>we're all looking at our bananas now
>i find what appears to be some white, mesh-like nest near the bottom of my banana peel, think nothing of it
>before i can even return to the screen i feel a sharp sensation in my eardrums
>the feeling of ample legs scratching their away through my eardrums, coupled with the muted screams of my family nearby

what does it mean? this is part of the plot some book or movie, right? why did i dream it?

>>39355202
me too. I wish there was a way to meet other bipolar people who would understand but I feel like I'm too autistic to even identify with normie-tier bipolar and make IRL friends. I try doing to DBSA meetings hoping to make connections but even there I can't connect with anyone.

>>39355186
Why not just go to pizzaland if you want to be edgy?

Nothing, 4chan is awesome and this is the only topicless board that's not /b/.

>>39351407
My disgustingly deep Inferiority Complex causes me create any lasting friendships in real life because if they have any of their shit together than, I feel subhuman when compared. Therefore, I rest with the rejects of society to have an arbitrary sense of superiority that lasts for less than a minute.
I Fucking Hate Myself.

>>39356029
destroy*

This post is of a strange quality and will sell poorly

>>39351407
I was ostracized in school k-12, ghosted through community college, and I take comfort in this place. It empowers my ability to function without a clear social support group knowing that I am not alone in my suffering like everyone else seems to repeat.

>>39354625
Forgive me if this is extremely newfag-sounding, but how does it resemble the old 4chan?

>>39356107
It really doesn't, not in the slightest
same posts every day, chadvsvirgin memes are the closest thing to oc we have around here, and half of the users are inflicted with hyperfaggotry.

>>39351407
>Why are you here?
Because noone wants to be lonely in solitude. Reading /r9k/'s stories of broken dreams, lost hopes and secret desires remedies my unbearable emptieness a bit.

>What's your problem?
Despite reaching out I haven't managed to get even a single hug from a woman this summer.

>What the hell is wrong with you?
I wake up in the morning squeezing the shit out of my blanket like a maniac or find myself hugging the wall. When awake, upright and moving around I only think about touch and secretly feel up random objects. I fall to the floor and just decide to lay there for an hour or so because I feel totally deprived of all my life energy. jtnaf Sometimes my life is like a fever dream.

>abhorrent, boring personality
>No interests
>No ambitions
>NEET

I have no where else to go.

>>39356107

No worries man, although >>39356265 is pretty much correct. I think most of those that remember 4chan from years back, that still browse this site, have mostly migrated to this board (although there's definitely some older users on niche boards/generals), but that's probably about it.

>>39351407
Normie with a bad attitude who generally lurks except to brag about getting laid.

>>39351407
I'm certifiably insane. I have been ruled by a court of law to be, "completely disabled". On a mental illness alone. I am fucked. I am only get worse. I am just aware enough to notice I'm slipping a bit each day.

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>>39351407
I don't come here a lot. Its mostly when I'm having a shitty day, I look at old memories and realise despite all my experience and what I've learned I'm a shell of the person I used to be without 1% of the drive or motivation I had 7 years ago. It was like a switch was flicked and I lost any kind of resolve or ability to follow through. I can blame it on the big ex girlfriend all I want but even after she was gone I had the audacity to go to college and pretend like I could change, pretend I was allowed to dream again. But all I fucking did was waste money, talk big and put on a fake bravado. Anyone who stuck around can already see that fake side of me cracking and flaking away and each month goes by that I do nothing just results in more disappointment.

Fuck I should get help.

>>39351407
Good fucking question. Your guess is as good as mine.

>>39351407
Autism, but I'm happy with my life at the moment. This place is just part of me now. I genuinely think you fucks are some of the funniest people on the planet.

I'm making it into a book so I can't spoil it here.

>>39351407
is this whole fad of shiba inus in stupid costumes and poses every going to go away? it's the most annoying shit ever

>>39355137
I wish I could feel that way. Knowing other people are suffering just as much, if not more, makes me want to go out and spend all my money on trying to help everyone with their lives. I just want to see people happy, I can't do that if everyone is sad.

>>39351407
Nearly everyone here has just been isolated, sheltered, unmotivated, and had easy access to the unfiltered internet for their entire life. That corrupted them, and so now they're mostly bisexual pedophilic libertarians.
They use self-diagnosed autism (among other disorders) as a poor excuse for how pathetic they are.

Oh and there's a small minority of genuine autists here.

>>39359236
how do i fix it? every time i try it fails

>>39352110
aren't we all?

[r9k bot distractor phrase]

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>>39351407
I'm fat, I didn't get good enough grades to get into a good school so I'm in community college, I play way too much vidya. I am unattractive, I have horrible vision so I can not drive and that leads to me being inside for days sometimes.

I don't think I have any very serious mental issues besides depression, I can hold a conversation, I'm not a complete NEET, but I feel like one everyday I spend inside playing vidya and watching porn.

I'm here because I can't sleep and classes start today. I'm just nervous even though there's absolutely nothing to worry about.

>props to OP for sorting out the severity of robots.

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>>39352353
Hit the nail on the head.
oregano post