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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE

First for no dubs and nothing happens.

Still waiting for ebin to admit to being a paedo like the dubs said.

Scarborough September is looking more likely by the day

what do you think of this france thread >>>/b/743407523 OP image

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>>39348596
>hanging out in the Twilight Zone
>these guys grab your oneitis' ass
what do?

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Ebin is a pedo, the digits at the end of my post confirm this

>>39348690
>>39348705
I won't because there was like five attempts before the eventual dubs, your abusing the system

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>>39348715
Just like you abused those children?

nth for not playing rocket league tonight

why are people acknowledging a tripfag AGAIN?

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Watch British Wrestling Entertainment

https://youtu.be/ANLktEb_jD0?t=47

>french thread has a British Airways Concord in the op
lul

Easiest purge ever
might have to order from there again

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>>39348727
Sophieposter throwing shade

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I only come to warn you lads.

>>39348715
You have an excuse for everything you pathetic paedophile

>>39348727
Haven't you been raped and maimed in peru yet?

>>39348727
I thought you only care when pakis fucked kids?

Ebin has
>Loads of anons supporting him
>Someone who wants to be in a relationship with him
>Someone else who was willing to buy him an exotic holiday
>Someone else who is willing to drive hundreds of miles to meet him

His haters have
>HIV

>>39348715
there was lots of dub attempts before that none was calling you a paedo tho. lots for a face reveal from you

>>39348760
8 legged cunt

Comeback August
Success September
On Top October
Never back down November
Dicks outs December

>>39348768
Does this look like the sort of place I'd get raped at?
https://www.belmond.com/hotel-rio-sagrado-sacred-valley/

It's almost September why is it so fucking hot.

>>39348760
go back to ur web faggot

>>39348781
Jail Janurary

>>39348788

It's august, basically the hottest month of the year

>>39348727
Top bants. You're my favourite waifuposter.

>>39348741
>All those children

Is Kev, dare I say it a nonce?

>>39348787
I always knew you were a rich parents kid, your relationship entitlement screamed of elliot rodgers

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>>39348788
Ikr, where's the winter at?

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>>39348798
Final February

>>39348807
>>39348740
Isn't Tilde 20?

>>39348817

March forward

>>39348807
>state schooled
Because it's entitled to want to have friend or family or even hold hands by the time I'm 20

>>39348819
(s)he turns 21 in like 3 or 4 months

>>39348819
Oops. Linked the wrong post.
>>39348720

Post comfy vidya music
https://youtu.be/vQNtTW2sIqE
https://youtu.be/8dD0e5jG6Os
https://youtu.be/zO8Y7hdD6Qk

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>>39348727
Nice one lad! Hopefully seeing all the hot Peruvian girls has put you back on the Hetero-Highway

>>39348807
>"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence"
By this logic Kev is not a nonce because there's no evidence, you on the other hand...

>>39348771
so he's now king normie then.people liking him wanting to do things for him seems quite normie tier to me

>>39348844
>>39348845
Then that's how long you've got lad. Consider the the start of Fuck Tilde Fall.

>>39348771
How can his haters have HIV if they're KHV?

>>39348841
>>39348807
*or a gf I meant

>>39348841
you have family though, they drove you 5 hours to resit an exam and sent you to an expensive holiday destination in peru. Compare that to mine

>>39348852
>>"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence"
you've just BTFO yourself because there is zero evidence with your claims

>>39348873

They all took a poz load up their desusan

>>39348850
I can do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkLwHS13a5c
loved scarface

Right lads. Lets get this ball rolling.

>>39348879

>>39348850
kinda related, is the new zelda worth getting
a switch for? thinking of just getting a wii u for a fraction of the price you know

>>39348850
Fucking loved this boss fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Mi11pfUUrk

>>39348880
>Zero evidence that you're a nonce?
The NSPCC has a folder on you that says otherwise

>>39348880
You can't blame your family for your crimes against children Ebin. Take responsibility for your actions.

>>39348891
should have crossed out patel and put sanchez
other than that yeehaw good job lil buddy

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>>39348807
don't insult sexy kev, you bastard

>>39348907
I've only played it on the Switch so I'd be tempted to say yes. Heard the Wii U one has a bit laggy. If you want some of the upcoming Switch games go for it. I personally love the portability to it. Makes sitting at a PC or a normal console feel fucking ancient.

>>39348907
I would say just wait for a few other games to come out on the switch before getting it but the new Zelda is fantastic imo

>>39348891
Let's be honest here, how many anons are actually British?

I'm not, just studying in UK.

>>39348907
If you're going to get a console for botw you might as well get it for Switch, with the patches Nintendo have done for it it runs at a solid 30 apart from 1 small area, but with the Switch you have the option of getting more games as the system is actually supported, mario coming out later this year, xc2 etc

>>39348946
I really should have. I figured they also have indian run stores like that there. Maybe if they got it running they can have the psd for it.

Wont happen though

where is everyone from?

Tunbridge Wells represent!

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>>39348955
Forgot, I wanted to attach a pic of best boy in botw.

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>>39348968
Coventry, desu.

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>>39348968

Banbury represent

Who /drinking/ here

I'm o origin le

>>39348880
Yeah your family are bottom tier shit but people deserve to socialise regularly and feel loved ebin. I know my joke triggers you a bit we do it to each other here. The interaction I have with my parents (particularly dad) doesn't go past asking what's for dinner most of the time.

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST. l

>>39348968
Aylesbury boys represent.

>>39348953
Fuck off, you're not British. I don't even think Welsh and Scots are British.

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>>39348968
North Hertfordshire represent

>>39349000

Stevenage?

>>39348968
Bristol here, lad.

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>>39348999
Nice trips, but I'm gonna stay.

>>39349024

bristol is disgusting, it's a nest for nig nogs

then the english people there speak with that awful west country accent and sound like idiots

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>all these southerners
Quite disgusted desu lads.

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A bit hyper tonight, lads.

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If dubs Ebin has to admit to being a paedophile. NO EXCUSES

>>39348953
Born and live here, have blood from the British Isles in me, but I'm not sure I'd count as British to some in the thread because I'm mixed race.

Just put The Greatest Story Never Told on. Pretty good so far.

And ffs stop talking to the tripfag

>>39349012
Royston lad, small world aye

>>39348994
>5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
>. l

>>39348982
just finished my last can. now time for a big fat spliff then i'm off to bed

>gonna tell him I want to be more than friends next time I talk to him
>more or less positive he doesn't feel the same way

Wish my luck guys!

>>39349047
You faiIed, my boy.

Yanks are weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlXI0K0tuf4

>>39349062
My luck is your luck, slip him the desusan

>>39349059
good to see another weedanon

>>39348984
You don't have to defend yourself lad, it's only ebin.

>>39349062
I'm just gonna assume you're gay and hope he got creeped out by you and avoid you for the rest of your life.

>>39349062

kek, what a fag. Find a girl

>>39349067
Point still stands. We are waiting for him to admit it.

am I supposed to have gotten a gf in sixth form? Uni starts soon and I'm still relationshipless, when does it get better? Does it get better?

>>39349098

HURR DURR EBIN DA PEADO X----D

>>39349125
Uni is a fresh start if you can kick the anxiety and are nice to people. I believe in you lad.

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>>39349125
It really doesn't mate.

>>39349125
I was told it would get better in uni but I became a NEET so I don't know.

But let's be honest. It doesn't get better.

Is it better to go into uni with or without a gf?

>>39349161
Without as she will get major dick during freshers week.

>>39349161
>go uni with gf
>get cucked by chad thundercock

>go uni without gf
>see nice girls
>still get cucked by chad thundercock

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>>39349062
alright there tilde calm down

>>39349161
With means you are experienced, though inevitably your relationship goes to shit (you cheat, she does or both). You'll be fine lad.

>>39349134
Gee, that sure showed me.

>>39349184
Just like your constant "HE PEEDO XD" spam is secondary school bullying tier at best, but you're probably a GCSE/A level student anyway

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>>39349181
done a fix it for you

>>39349062
I really hope it works out for you mate, I want anons out there to know the bf feels.

>>39349184
It is a bit boring since the only 'evidence' is he likes a cartoon girl (who has enourmous tits which generally arent what pedos like)

>>39349208
prolapsed anus and HIV? I'm alright without feeling that if i'm honest

>>39349199
Shouldn't you finish education before you slag others for for their level of education?

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>>39349125
I had a gf in sixth form, I thought she was literally perfect tier, attractive but modest, very organized and tidy, a little awkward socially and shy but was working on bring her out of her shell, mother was a bit of a mess and so she looked after her two younger brothers (She was very motherly to them which was the attractive thing), anyway turns out her dad was a nonce and was in prison, never found out if he did anything wrong to her but it must have fucked her up as it turns out she was a bit of a slut, and she kept trying to do thing to ruin the relationship, it was like she knew I was a good chance of helping her, but she purposefully would do shit to ruin it, broke my heart lads, sorry for the blog post, had to get it off my chest

>>39349184
I'm pretty sure you're a nonce yourself anyway. You're probably a waifuposter

>>39348968
Medway bois

>>39349243
It screams of projection to me, not to forget other posters have given off nonce vibes before

>>39349227
But how else will you experience the height of love in your relationship with tilde? Surely not with that voice of yours?

I'm so scared about starting uni, I dont want 3 years alone

>>39349257

It also backs up everything you said, make one rational comment about how paedophiles are averse to 'coming out' and seeking help, and the mongoloid horde come and attack you for it

>>39349243
Neither

>>39349257
Calm is paedo boy before you resort to calling people Saku again.

>>39349081
Doesn't that mean butt? How do you slip someone the butt?

>>39349094
Bit rude! He won't be creeped out, but he might feel awkward about it

>>39349096
I ain't bi or prison gay buddy. My dick doesn't even twinge around naked girls.

>>39349208
Thanks! Be gutted if it doesn't but it's better than orbiting for too long and not saying anything

>>39349273
Try nearly 10 years you fanny.

>>39349273
What you gonna study?

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>>39349284
Are you a twink? Is he a hunk? Vice versa?
I'm curious.

You can tell it's a bank holiday and the wagecucks are here having a rare late night.

think your life sucks, I got piles yesterday and it's really bad, and every time I laugh I actually shoot blood from my arse similar in amount and force to cumming. Otherwise it's a drip every minute or so into the toilet.

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>>39349273
Freshers is really easy lad. Being nice and vaguely functional is enough, ecen normies shit themselves. I guarantee an extremely small proportion come out of first year with no set of friends.

>>39349284
Lets ask a non-meme question; how old are you both?

>>39349307
You on the shitter then?

>>39349265
I don't know, I don't think I've ever felt love and that extends to this. I genuinely don't know how people can unconditionally like somebody like that, I'm fairly certain most are either deluded or in denial over being in "love" but would never admit it.

>>39349308

In all honesty if you can't get fucked in Freshers week... Give up.

>>39349308
>tfw I was one of that small proportion

I spoke to people on the course but never made proper friends to the point I hung out with them.

>>39349329

I'd only unconditionally love a child

>>39349302
Computer science so it will be full of losers like myself.

>>39349307
>>39349322
Talk about shit posting

>>39349322
Yeah for the last 4 hours and another 3 around midday too.

>>39349331
Same lad, my anxiety got the better of me for sure. It's suffering.
>>39349330
Almost did a couple of times but venting to anons delayed it at least.

>>39349343
I actually hate children, little smug egotistical shits who think they can do no wrong and everybody defends them because they're always innocent but they know full well what they are doing. Cunts

>>39349330
Is it really that easy? Im an absolute state and really worried about meeting girls, I just want a qt gf to hug me on days off not to shag sluts but if it comes to that I will.

>tfw overweight but losing it
>tfw dicklet
>tfw manlet
>tfw balding

Im pretty sure Im fucked.

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>>39349307
>I actually shoot blood from my arse

Just got a message from my oneitis. I've started to emotionally abuse her it's great

>>39349349
Full of lads to make solid mates with though.
Just try and get yourself involved, don't sit on the side quietly, I imagine a few lads will be doing that if it's comp science.

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Rather silly a time to wake up.

>>39349365

What I meant was that I could only unconditionally love my own children, and my partner would probably feel the same. You were right in saying that it's the only thing that can really hold a relationship together long term, and why gay relationships inevitably fail

>>39349381
It's just from the facebook freshers pages everyone on the course seems to be a poo in loo or a terrorist

>>39349307
wait till you've had em for years gone through hellish NHS procedures but to no avail, try put up with it but it gets that bad you have to go through the process all again
finally went private after years of feeling like shit
1 day of piles is nothing kiddo

>>39349390
I understand you, but I'd probably get annoyed and hate my children too. I don't think i'll ever have children. I'd get envious of them living a life I never lived if they were even remotely normal

>>39349380
What you doing to her lad?

>>39349361
I wasn't that bothered about making friends in all honestly. It made me feel less reliant on having a friend with me in public, and weirdly made me feel more confident because I didn't have my little circle to hide in.

>>39349419

perhaps, although you could guide your child into having opportunities you never had, and provide them with the means to suceed

>>39349383
Just in time for the shitposting crew.

>>39349329
Most successful relationships are based on pragmatism more than anything else. Marriage used to be a bit more like that and less about love which probably helped lower divorce rates (along with the social stigma etc etc). I would like a partner to help me and who I can help with mild affection. Not too ambitious but it's realistic.

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Lads I dont mean to do this but I just need someone to talk to me about >>39349242
a little, I get it, I'm a normie and all, but I've feeling quite down about this all now, I've never really thought about it until now

>>39349441
Sorry man but it's pretty bad, the toilet water is crimson and goopy after 1hr of no flush. And the back of my thighs and butt cheeks have a red circle from the toilet seat.

>>39348968
County Durham mate

>>39349303
Nope, we're just "normal" I guess. Too old to be twinks, and too manlet to be hunks. Don't think either of us fit into any of those silly gay "groups" they have

>>39349315
He's mid 20s, I'm a few years older.. Met on 4chan, and have met up a couple of times in real life. Was all public though so I couldn't make it super obvious with physical flirting. Didn't fancy getting our heads kicked in so I kept it casual.

>>39349419
how many push ups did you do?

>>39349450

Life moves on lad, you'll either find someone better, or find someone satisfactory

>>39349273 here
If anyone is starting or is already at Sheffield uni I'd love to be your friend (no gay shit I promise) feel free to message me ([email protected])

>>39349475
>no gay shit
>that email

alright lad

>>39349466
>Met on 4chan
Well, I'm sure you're off to a good start then. He's probably a faggot as well.

>>39349450
Don't know what to say mate. Sorry for what happened. You were a vulnerable teenager who got fucked over. Hope it never happens again.

>>39349450
Lad it's a lass in Sixth form. She wasn't going to settle down at that age, especially with fucked up daddy issues.
The fact someone was there to help her probably made her panic and think a repeat of the dad stuff was going to happen.

>>39349450

How often for you have her cumming, screaming your name anon?

>>39349475
>gets raped, murdered and eaten

>>39349420
>What you doing to her lad?
Things like standing her up, messaging her saying I want to be alone by subtley implying I dont think she cares about me, then ghosting her for a couple of weeks before sending her a 'hey sorry lets be friends again' message. Feels like teenage stuff desu but I'm bored and never gonna bang her so fuck it.

>>39349419
Ebin, does your cum shoot out or just dribble?
Asking for a friend.

>>39349495
I'd rather get killed than be alone

>>39349471
>>39349489
>>39349491
I guess I just feel bad for her really, she really didn't stand to much of a chance, and it was a shame, because she was a nice girl, just a little messed up, then again what I was supposed to do? I was just a dumb teen myself, but still, what could have been...

Thanks for the (you)s, I'll quit being a moppy cunt now, just needed to get it off my chest

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>>39349504
>I want to be your friend anon can you not just let me? I miss you
was her last message.

>>39349434
If I did i'd get envious over the fact I never had that level of parenting or sense. I'd be a great parent because i'm sensible and would be strict in regards to schooling and hobbies. I wouldn't be able to attract a mother worth it, infact my brothers wife who was a cute quiet religious girl (what people here always fawn over) Is now cheating and being a typical roastie, shes pregnant with another mans baby now. Relationships don't last in the postmodern digital age, its just too easy to cheat and nobody has any morals or reason to have a faithful relationship, anyone who believes they can have a monogamous relationship is ridiculously deluded

>>39349513
Dribble

>>39349513
telling fibs again

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>paranoia that shipanon knows where I am and everything is starting to shape my habits online
>memes are literally turning me into a lunatic

>>39349542
It's easy to think of what you could have done but lifes not always gonna be that easy lad. You tried, that's more than most. Didn't work out but at least you gave it a shot.

I always thought, I don't want kids because what if the little buggers turned out like me. I wouldn't wish that on anybody desu

evening, everyone. just got in from work.

>>39349578
Your right lad, onwards and upwards, theres only so much you can do for someone, the rest has to come from them

>>39349542
Don't care about her mate. Just focus on yourself. Doesn't matter if she's fucked up, but it does if she still affects you after all this time.

>>39349600
Exactly lad.

Oddly enough the same reasons people have given up on someone in these threads. That person won't do anything so they have stopped trying.

>>39349597
I know what went wrong with me. My kids are going to succeed where I failed.

>>39349548

I agree, although a few do still exist amongst black/indian women

>>39349602
She's not even a part of my life any more, I haven't seen or spoken to her in over a year, but it just one of those things, I have been focusing on myself, and I'm doing pretty good right now, but when I reflect back and think about her, it must makes you think about how people are and stuff, and what happened to her was awful, and I wished that I could have just made it better for her, and that wasn't my place, but it was an instance in which I would have been happy to give myself to make someone else happy, and moments like that are rare, its just the stick of wasted potential

>>39349648
>black/indian women

About as useful as a nuns cunt then.

>>39349668

what do you mean? A lot of these non-educated non-liberal women are still very loyal and feminine

Paki women love the BNP (Big Nordic Penis)

>>39349674
You've been on /pol/ too long. Most women are slags.

>>39349696

Only westernised women (including muh jap waifus) are slags

>>39349674
Eh, I just don't find them attractive personally. If you do then more power to you.

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>headache again
>can't muster up any motivation to do anything again
>another 8 hours of this

>>39349674
they're all vapid cock chasers. I'm not one of those /pol/ MGTOW types either, men are just as bad

>>39349548
Make sure it doesn't dribble into your foreskin otherwise you'll get an infection and your dick will turn into a smegma volcano.

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>tfw loyal asian gf

>>39349707

I do have quite a bit of jungle fever admittedly

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>>39348968
skinners or tech lad?

>>39349716

I took a Ghanains virginity when she was 21, they're not all jumping on the cock carosel

>>39349717
I usually squeeze it tightly like you do to an empty tube of toothpaste, usually just runs out over my hand or down onto my balls/thigh, even if I put a tissue or cum catcher over it it'd still dribble downwards

>>39349704
Naaa most are lad. Anyway, if a girl wasn't westernised she wouldn't come into contact with you enough to start a relationship.

>>39349767
fucking hell lad. i wont ask you again. how many push ups have you done?

>>39348968
Brighton.
I-I'm not a faggot, honest!

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>>39349766
>Ghanain

>>39348968
Essex. It's only shit if you go outside.

>>39349779
none yet, i'll try it soon.

>>39349766
keep on the BLEACHING lad assuming your white

>>39349778

There are some quite insular communities that have avoid degeneracy

>>39349766
>The white man's burden

>>39349636
i'm not on about the parental cry of muh kids won't make the same mistakes i made.
what if they think and act like i do.i went through decades of shit through my school life and adult. you can't change the way somebody is

>>39348968
Ay lad I'm from East Grinstead

>>39349797
>There are some quite insular communities that have avoid degeneracy

It's a tragedy anon.

>>39349796

Thanks lad, although susan's visa expired and she got sent back home

Why is it still hot at fucking midnight? Cunty summer.

>>39349820
Know a slag from there. Initials R.M ring any bells?

>>39349808
It's about reducing exposure to certain things. E.g my mum was mentally abusive towards me. Therefore I won't mentally abuse them. Things like that mean your kids don't end up fucked up. On a smaller scale you can make sure your kids is socialised properly at a young age. With different experiences your child will turn out differently to you.

>>39349838
Can't fucking wait for winter. Sick and tired of it being humid every day.

>>39349838
i'm sat outside with my fleece hoody on with hood up and got my thermal fishing coat on.

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>>39349834
wait don't tell me it was shipanon who fucked the Ghanaian

>>39349841
Give me the first name.

>>39349865

Of course not, I'm not even online this evening

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>>39349852
Can't wait to make like pic related.
>>39349860
Why tho.

lads if I manage to get a shag at freshers should I just go for it, Im a dicklet and worried people will talk but I guess after you've pumped who gives a shit right?

>>39349796
>none yet, i'll try it soon.

best had do as well. my bum is extra sweaty for you if you fail

>>39349866
>Give me the first name.
Rhea

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>>39349871
>not online
>instantly responds

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>seeing all these stacies in sundresses, short clothes and bikinies
>not being able to touch them
when will this end reee what did I do this shit has been going on since June

>>39349875
Right. Get 'em fucked!

>>39349882
It was meant to be a h-haha type joke

yes it was me who fucked her

>>39349880
Nah sorry senpai, I'm not caught up on my local slags.

>>39349849
i wasn't mentally abused. parents had a big circle of friends all with kids same age. i was taken to scouts played rugby for a bit. i can't blame them for how i've turned out.

>>39349893
i hate it. i hate that i cant just go through a phase of shagging a bunch of people like women can with guys.

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>>39349904
>Susan was a 21 year old virgin Ghanaian who went home

What a twist

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>Shipanons Ghanaian virgin got "sent home"
>Hes an ardent BNP supporter

what could it mean lads

>>39349922
Think your just fucked mate. I have excuses for being damaged. (Handy for when I don't want to change myself)

>>39349931

She also messaged me recently, She lives in Amsterdam now

>>39349872
what do you do when it's cold?

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>tfw missing the time when I fixed my phimosis and peeled off the built-up smemga that was plastered onto my cock
It was such a rewarding, cathartic experience. Smelt like rotten fish though

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>>39349950

It means that Ghanain women love the BNP (Big Nordic Penis)

>>39349930
I wouldn't be greedy I just want one nice gf

>>39349950

His dick is apparently not in the BNP.

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>>39349956
didn't britnormie meet his gf there? is this story coming full circle

>>39349965
>shipanon has been the one posting about Big Nordic Penis this whole time

>>39349977
>>shipanon has been the one posting about Big Nordic Penis this whole time

That wasn't actually me, but I found that xhamster paki fucking hilarious

>>39349950
Just because shipanon is BNP doesn't mean he is some sort of "kill all non whites gas the kikes race war now" person, at least unless he changed his opinions since I last spoke to him which admittedly was like a year ago in a random /britfeel/ thread

>>39349991
did you actually fall in love with a black women? doesn't that contradict your BNP stance?

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>>39349977

Nah, he met her in Copenhagen

>>39349954
yeah that's what i've been getting at all along
i've no excuses. just a shit human being eh.and like i said i'm not willing to pass it on.

Confused lads, are Shipanon and Doxxanon the same person?

>>39350000
Mussolini had a jewish mistress. Pussy is pussy mang.

>>39350037
and i think both are elliot doxxer. but i've been wrong before so...

>>39350000

It was when I was a lot more hardcore back then too, I always was very fond of her, but I drew the line at anything more. She seduced me slowly over time.

>>39350037
And cube anon too

>>39350037
>>39350054
hes like 10 personalities, chinese poster, speedcuber who went to paris, scarborough september, doxxanon, eliiotdoxxer, shipanon and a couple of others

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>>39350037

Yeah, they are the same person

>>39350082

I'm really on par with BritNormie at this point. There are a couple of others too.

>>39350111
why do you do this lad? What is your motive or method behind the madness? Do you just get bored?

also nice kevs m8

>>39349977
when you and Tilde stop being lazy fags and date, how are you gonna explain your tranny gf to your family?

epic fail on the first day as a space pilot. going to get up early and have at it again.
nighty night thread.
ah fuck it.
odds wank
evens bed

>>39350122

Unlike BritNormie, I don't try to force a made up character. I just post here so frequently that eventually people know me for all the little things like "That cubing guy" "The Shipman guy" "That doxxing guy" "That Chinese posting guy" although there are quite a few Chinese/Xi posters

>>39348699
c'est mediocre

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just ordered a pizza from one of the few places still open

pray for me please

>>39350140
probably won't, if we meet up it would be after I've moved out or in a hotel maybe. I'd just say it was a friend. I don't know how they'd react to dating, they took my brother to the gender place so I don't think they're that bothered.

don't think we'd date though, maybe we could meet up in a couple of months just to melt the thread for a day

>>39350196
The gender place?

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>"Just lift and you'll be fit and attractive like me"
>Doesn't do any cardio

Why do so many muscular-fat people think they're attractive?

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>>39350196

Do you think when tilde takes the skirt off and your both naked, you'll have the same experience that Marko did?

>>39350211
yeah in Leeds, I think hes transitioning MtF but I don't really know details. Its where they'll probably send Tilde eventually

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>tfw found Christ

>>39350213
they get too obsessed with getting big and they fall for the meme that doing cardio kills gains.

>>39350230
was he down the back of the sofa?

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>>39350230
How does one find something that doesn't exist? *tips fedora*

Big British Cock is a better than Big Nordic Penis desu. IS there a Paki cuckold organisation I can email to complain?

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Up to episode 60 of The Twilight Zone. Would have been more but had to socialise and sleep all weekend. As follows is my favourites from 30-60

>A Passage for Trumpet
>Mr Bevis
>The Man in the Bottle
>The Howling Man
>Nick of Time
>The Odyssey or Flight 33
>Hundred Yards over the Rim

Honourable mention to 'Eye of the Beholder'. If you dont know the ending it's great so I guess it all depends on who's watching it

>>39350228
So your brother's transitioning? Is it the same one who got cucked or a different one?

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>>39350248
Nah mate, turns out he was with me all along, I just didn't realise.

>Had a massive curry earlier
>Feel fine now
>Stomach will be hell tomorrow

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>>39350276

Daily reminder that of ebin's 4 brothers, ebin is the 2nd most successful

>>39350226
I don't know if that'd happen, and there's a very good chance it would be a complete disaster should it happen. I've been devoid of any form of romance or intimacy and Tilde is the same, the tranny thing probably wouldn't help either.

I wrote on my blog I don't see anyone in real life in a sexual way, I can't even fantasize about females or males in the real world, its just completely surreal to even consider touching or doing anything of that sort to another human. All I can do is make an educated guess at how a meetup would go but just hearing voice clips directed at me makes me shiver

>>39350276
different one and I have no idea what hes doing

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>>39350258
wtf I hate Christians now

>>39350282
throw it up like a real man

{spoiler] don't eat your shirt [/spoiler]

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>only ate an apple and banana today and that was at 6pm so I could make dinner at like 10
>really not sure whether im hungry or full from the apple and banana

I was really looking forward to making a nice dinner aswell

I'm 18 and drunk off. Me. Tits AMA

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>>39349743
>tfw loyal asian gf was disloyal
almost ended myself
why am I still here?
just to suffer?

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>no (you)s even when I effort post
going back to bed

>>39350354

What was you gonna make

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>>39350383
We still love you Anon, don't go

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The more time you spend in britfeel, the more dependant you become, and deeper down the rabbit hole you fall

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>>39350397
forgot to get meat out the freezer, was going ot have pork and rice with some peas and sweetcorn but as I didnt get the meat out I was going to just have the rice peas and sweet corn and cut a few fish fingers into it.

Thinking of livestreaming a nightwalk tonight, can anyone show me how? Will do it between 2 and 3, or whenever the last of the normies go to bed, so let me know how many of you would actually be watching

>>39350422
>pork and rice with some peas and sweetcorn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDgA9LUVMA

He is legit btw, he posted his passport and driving licence in another video

>>39350439
>between 2 and 3
>whenever the last of the normies go to bed

It's a bank holiday tomorrow, they'll be out all night.

>>39350294
You don't outright reject the idea of Tilde being your girlfriend. Would you give it a go in the future?

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>Mission where a guy is tied to the car and you have to spook him
>Cops ram straight into me from the side
>MISSION FAILED YOU KILLED HIM!
>mfw

>>39350439

I would stay up until 3am for it, not sure how it's done though

>>39350294
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ydc8tM27mp

>>39350439
I'll watch it anon
originally ;)

>>39350447
I believe it but it's still weird. Sounds like an Irish guy putting on the . patois

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>>39350447
>tfw no qt american gf with Jamaican dad

>>39350467
by fighting the urge to sleep

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>>39350464
then the game crashes
ah yes

>>39350439
Sounds good lad, I'm in

Did anyone watch CBB?

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>>39350571
Barry should have won

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Lads how much money would it take for you to agree to live in a glass room like this for a year, constantly monitored and not allowed to say a single word, not even to yourself? Let's say you can use the internet to watch tv/films but not to communicate with anyone else.

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>>39350561
what game qt?

>>39350467
>not staying up all night on the regular
Normie

Push it back to after 3, nightwalk anon

>>39350447
this is utterly stupid, hes not jamacian just because he talks in a jamacian accent, hes white, its like calling a non white english or british its fucking stupid

>>39350617
for the fat chaser this morning, this picture is thicc not the obese cunt you posted.

>coughed blood a couple of times earlier
>keep getting agonising migraines
Two for one offer on terminal illness' I hope.

>>39350621
Would not do it for all the money in the world

>>39350621
probably like 300 grand senpai desu

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>>39350634
The girl with red hair? She was thicc as well mate

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>>39350622
GTA:SA
Doing another playthrough of it for nostalgia feels
saving that pic if you don't mind

>>39350628
Just go back to posting Sophie memes lad.

>>39350621
How can they stop you from talking? But to answer your question. About 40,000-50,000 minimum tax-free.

>>39350621

So, just a NEET with some extra rules?

>>39350634
There is no meme I hate more than the thick meme. It's just fat irks trying to convince theirselves they're somehow attractive, and beta males enable them

>>39350665
>How can they stop you from talking?
the room has microphones and shit

>>39350621
Am I allowed to play online games with all chat functions turned off too?

>>39350621
For at least 100,000 I'd let you live stream it on twitch as well

>>39350621
>walls aren't mouldy

probably for free

>>39350621
100 Million at lowest considering the insanity that would cause and then I could go out and spend it setting up myself, family and a few friends and live with the consequences in luxury

>>39350688
But they can't enforce it. It's unrealistic to say you can't even mutter things to yourself. What happens if you stub your toe?

>>39350712
>What happens if you stub your toe?
maybe you'll bang your head and fix your autism too.

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>>39350634
You're not referring to this girl are you?

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>>39350701
Kek nicely done lad

>>39350621
I wouldn't do it if I couldn't talk to myself.
If I could talk to myself, maybe 250k.

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>>39350658
clinically obese
whats the factual version of imho? like not in opinion but In Actual Medical Facts?
IAMF she is obese

is? maybe i should say was I mean that is an old picture she might be dead from obesity related illness

>>39350703
>100 million at the lowest
Don't kid yourself, you'd do it for a few hundred grand.

>>39350662
>he genuinely believes non whites are english

lol

>>39350725
Pls no mean comments. I meant that when you stub your toe you may shout or make some sort of exclamation.

>>39350621
I'd do it for 75,000 possibly less

>>39350757
>he thinks I'm talking about that and not his autistic obsession with bringing up /pol/ shit all the time

>>39350762
I guess an involuntary shout wouldnt count as talking.

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>>39348850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jex5rtwx94k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp3p-67nHGQ

>>39350752
You sell yourself and your sanity for cheap my friend. 10 Million at absolute barebones lowest.

Just realised that scrolling on phone temporarily pauses the auto refresh timer, fucking why?

>>39350810
Because fuck phone posters tbqh

>>39350808
No one will pay that. This idea could be turned into a reality show. The max prize money would be 1million and in reality far less. You aren't worth that much.

>>39348850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogpvzHrLCPU

>>39350808
>implying I'm not already a complete mad man
>implying I'm not already in social isolation of my own making

Think I might have lost my last friends. I don't know what I did wrong either. I feel fairly alone. Tired, and alone. In the end, I can always expect to be alone.

Looking for a livestreaming site where I can see live comments, suggestions? I've heard of periscope, is that a good one?

>>39350839
If you want to go realism
" live in a glass room like this for a year, constantly monitored and not allowed to say a single word, not even to yourself?"
Wouldn't even get past a board of ethics
>>39350855
kevs dont lie

How does somebody who didn't go to uni and works from home make friends?

>>39350839
>This idea could be turned into a reality show
I dont think they'd be allowed, maybe in China though.

>>39350871
I don't care what those nerds think. Hopefully TV will get progressively more extreme.

>>39350869
Twitch irl or periscope

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>>39348850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktAoxI5gDFI
one for the oldfags

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>>39348850
https://youtu.be/GMNfhlXs5Do

>>39350932
extreme mega comfy

played the shit out of this

then replayed all monkey islands recently on my phone with the scumm emulator

>>39350859

You've still got the britfeel boys!

>>39350988
Haven't played em since the early 90s
definitely think I should give em another go

>>39350988

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCafbkQ-RT8

>>39350996
Yeah, you're right. Perhaps this is the best place for me. I got involved with some people with mental illnesses, but their ringleader seems bent on accusing me of things, so I'm feeling on the outside again. Might just leave it but it's good to have some support. I'm having a bit of a difficult time lately, but whenever I've tried to raise it with them I've been ignored. Bad feel desu.

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>>39350970
>Dark Cloud
Fucking top tier.
>tfw you'll never experience Norune Village again for the first time

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this is what our taxes go to