>tfw the frog and feels isn't real >tfw there isn't

>>39346454
If someone opened up a "Frog and Feels" tavern, would you go?

>>39346538

I would go but then a bunch of racist hillbilly chads would show up all like "woohoo richard spencer" and the next thing I knew, I'd be in some hipster registrar of people who never get to have sex again for raping all the jews to death in ww2.

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>>39346538

...how would that be different from any other bar ?

>>39346538
it would be shot up in the first week.
>>39346454
just make a thread im drinking atthe moment ill be able to enter soon

>>39346613
It would have a password which would only be given out on /r9k/ and would change weekly. If anyone was found to tell a normalfag about this, he'd be banned for life.

>>39346684
That would be a hipsters dream an give them a sense of being, importance and exclusivity.

>>39346684
Also femoids should be banned.

>>39346591
Simple fix:
To enter you have to pass a virginity test

>>39346591
Any advice on a good robot-check, then?

>>39346615
lmao

>>39346704
I'd hope no hipsters would know about /r9k/

>>39346751
oh, of course

>>39346752
People would just lie

>>39346786
I mean like a clinical test with swabs, blood samples and shit. If it doesn't exist just invent one.