I'm fucking thankful that porn is a thing otherwise I'd

>>39345100
you are mostly seeing what exhibitionist style sex looks like
real sex happens in the pitch blackness where it becomes impossible to know with certainty what manner of creature is being ravished

Too bad 17-and-under porn is illegal

>>39345187
That just sounds worse then. Glad I'm not missing out on anything worthwhile in that case. Why would you want to have sex in the pitch dark?

>>39345100
Can you imagine that for thousands of years, countless thousands of virgin men must've had no idea that women moan during sex, or arch their back or something

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I only masturbate to solo movies and pictures because I don't like seeing guys in porn.
But that's only 3D, I use 2D a lot more.

>>39345442
It's crazy to think about, this is one of the best times to be alive as a virgin man. In that period of time, you'd just die as a male virgin with no knowledge of what the opposite sex is like in bed. It's not a very good thought, I'm blessed to have all this HQ porn at my disposal, and my right hand is my best friend.

>>39345499
I mostly masturbate to 2D now. I just mentally block out the guys that I see in porn.

>tfw I have never fapped to normal porn, I started with some niche shit that doesn't involve sex at all
>no desire to have sex in order to cum
>closest thing is a facesitting fetish that involves eating her pussy

Help me

>>39345442
Fuck man some dudes get raped and never even know that women are soft.
Be lucky and happy you are here on 4chan.

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>>39345442
for all of history 99.9% of men had wives.
the reason why there are so many virgins nowadays is because traditional views on marriage and men and women are gone

>>39345994
What about all the monks, priests and eunuchs?

>>39345994
>99.9% of men had wives
Source, or be proven a liar.

>>39345736

>has a facesitting fetish
>wants help

Why, brother? You've already seen the light.

Just find a nice QT, look her in the eye, and give her a firm handshake, anon.

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>>39345499
>I don't like seeing guys in porn
Are you into futanari?

>>39346108
But I want my partner to be satisfied too

>>39346163
No, it's stupid. I like 2D traps but futanari is like neither one thing or the other and ends up being worse than both.

>>39345187
>real sex happens in the pitch blackness
That's retarded. What's the point?

>>39346526
in suppressing the mind-expensive visual stimulation you inevitably enhance all other sensory inputs thus inviting more imaginative and intimate lovemaking

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>>39346031
those guys did it voluntarily.
>>39346037
Look at tribal groups. EVERYBODY has a wife. apart from people who choose not to, like shamans.


additionally, almost all civilisations have had cultures where most men and women get wives.

>>39346652
How about you show statistics where, say, 99.9% of men in Europe or USA in the 1800s had wives?

>>39346626
So why even bother with attractive females then?

>>39346195
She will be satisfied if you lick her pussy.

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>>39346688
lmao do i really need to show statistics?
just look at old pictures and stories, every guy had a wife at a young age, even the ugly ones.

>>39346652
>almost all civilizations have had cultures where most men and women get wives
>women get wives too
Sign me the fuck up fampai.

>>39346652
why have wives at all
why not have a tribal orgy where each man takes turns to creampie each woman and the strongest sperm survive

>>39346747
>I don't need statistics
>I'll just show you /pol/ memes!
Those pictures are from the 1%, the bourgeoisie. The 99% of people, the lower class, were struggling with starvation. Anyone who could afford a photograph was the 1%.

Are you a retarded high school dropout or just trolling?

>>39345442
Nah, you could easily get away with rape.

>>39346707
in case you are horny during daytime i guess

>>39345100
Thank you for your unabashed honesty...

>>39345100
If porn was never a thing you would have actually been motivated to go out and get a girl. Instead you feel relieved that you don't have to go out and get a girl and can just have your hand be your girlfriend. Internet porn has done more damage to society and relations between the two genders than anything else.

>>39345187
Hahahaha @ you assuming people fuck in the dark...

wow....

well, well, well.... Aren't you the self conscious, scared little rabbit?

NO, BOZO....

WE DONT HIDE IN THE DARK

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!....

is it possible to make your lack of sexual knowledge even MORE apparent ?

>>39346829

Not really. Chads beat off to porn and still go out and get gfs. Dudes in relationships that get sex are still beating off to porn.

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>>39346766
that was a mistake, dykes werent around that time
>>39346788
that happened a few times, but for almost all tribes they each had one wife


>>39346802
are you seriously saying that classes existed in tribal times?


even the poor people back in the 1800s wore smart clothing and had wives

>>39346826
Sure thing namefag
>>39346829
You've got it a bit backwards there. I was once upon a time motivated to go out and get a girl. Didn't work out because girls don't like me, go figure. So I'm fully invested into porn now. I just can't wait for sexbots to come into the market.
Porn hasn't damaged society, it's merely escapism especially for individuals like me that aren't in the dating market anyway.

>>39346829
I'd be inclined to disagree

I think R9K has done more to damage those things than porn has

FUCK THIS SHITHOLE

>>39345673
you were more likely to get laid in the past though at least thats what i speculate

>>39346918
>that happened a few times, but for almost all tribes they each had one wife
Would it be wrong to reinstate that system
Mandatory breeding racks
Hypothetically speaking of course

>>39346918
>for almost all tribes they each had one wife
You still haven't made and proofs for that claim. Other than "fuck you google it I'm not going to do it for you". Which means you're just making shit up. Which is not surprising, considering you don't have a clue as to what you're talking about.

>>39346929
elaborate anon, lay it on me, what makes you think so? my theory is that there were just as many virgin men in the past who died virgins, but because of inbreeding and hypergamy (1 man for a large number of women), most women were able to still pass on their genes.

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>>39345100
>>39346652
>>39345442
>born too late to get assigned a strong, healthy wife by a tribe
>born in a time period where knowing things about sex openly or mentioning sex in any way isn't taboo
>born just in time to get a taste of what happens during sex through porn videos and have women be the ones that determine who has sex in the first place
delete all this now.

>>39346919
THE IRONY OF NAMEFAGGOTRY :

While I am proud to associate my name and personality with my commentary, I have had sex with over 575 women, and I'm currently married to a woman who loves me very much and would do anything for me...

Conversely, you are sniveling little coward who hides behind the trend of anonymity, and you can't figure out why you haven't ever had a girlfriend and can't talk a woman into investing her life into yours...

Ironic, huh ?....

(Hint: when your continual techniques provide nothing but consistent failure, perhaps it's time you would try something different that would actually work)

Homosexual much ?

>>39345100
Because porn is totally the only singular way to know what sex looks like or what naked females in action would look like. There totally isn't something called "basic sex education".

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>>39346918
>dykes weren't around that time
Yes right. Modern invention, lesbianism.

>>39347000
If you wanted me to have a name so bad, why didn't you just say so namefag?

>>39346997
You would have died a virgin in the tribal times as well.

>>39347011
It's called learning by trial and error

Faggot

>>39345994

bullshit, most of our ancestors are woman, only like40% of men reproduced

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>>39346945
if thats your decision


>>39346975
Here's an example from Tacitus Germania, stupid marxist:

" Their marriage code, however, is strict, and indeed no part of their manners is more praiseworthy. Almost alone among barbarians they are content with one wife, except a very few among them, and these not from sensuality, but because their noble birth procures for them many offers of alliance. The wife does not bring a dower to the husband, but the husband to the wife. The parents and relatives are present, and pass judgment on the marriage-gifts, gifts not meant to suit a woman's taste, nor such as a bride would deck herself with, but oxen, a caparisoned steed, a shield, a lance, and a sword. With these presents the wife is espoused, and she herself in her turn brings her husband a gift of arms. This they count their strongest bond of union, these their sacred mysteries, these their gods of marriage.
. Very rare for so numerous a population is adultery, the punishment for which is prompt, and in the husband's power. Having cut off the hair of the adulteress and stripped her naked, he expels her from the house in the presence of her kinsfolk, and then flogs her through the whole village. The loss of chastity meets with no indulgence; neither beauty, youth, nor wealth will procure the culprit a husband. No one in Germany laughs at vice, nor do they call it the fashion to corrupt and to be corrupted. Still better is the condition of those states in which only maidens are given in marriage, and where the hopes and expectations of a bride are then finally terminated. They receive one husband, as having one body and one life, that they may have no thoughts beyond, no further-reaching desires, that they may love not so much the husband as the married state. To limit the number of children or to destroy any of their subsequent offspring is accounted infamous, and good habits are here more effectual than good laws elsewhere.""

>>39347038
I already gave you a name :

HOMOSEXUAL MUCH JR.

>>39347045
Men are more evolutionarily advanced than women. Because fewer men reproduced there was far stronger evolutionary pressure on men, and so men now make up the born leaders, the heroes, the great thinkers.
Because almost all women could reproduce, any half-blind inbred with too many chromosomes could have ten children. Women are holding our evolution back.

>>39347045
Hahahahahaha wow !!!

Thank you for demonstrating to the rest of the class that they should never listen to any of your advice or alleged 'knowledge base'

>>39347063
Doesn't really roll off the tongue. You're bumping the thread though, so by all means continue with your faggotry.

>>39347084
I thoroughly enjoyed your attempt to make your disgusting repugnant effeminate homosexuality appear to be clinical and scientific in nature

>>39347115
It's just a fact that up until the god-on-a-stick faith became popular the world knew the masculinity and achievements of two gay men were far greater than a man and a woman put together ie. the Sacred Band

>>39347054
>a text written two millenia ago by an outside observer's views of a single tribe
You are not very intelligent, you know that? I hope you're not one of those self-claimed engineers building bridged. I really hope someone as dumb as you is a NEET, because there's no way someone like you can ever contribute something positive to society.

>>39346989
women were much less likely to sleep around in the past there were huge stigmas around it, making them more likely to hook up with one guy monogamously

if about half of people are women that leaves at least ONE woman probably for each guy.. : ]

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>>39347104
Really ?...
I just asked my wife Wendy what she thought about the new nickname I gave you HOMOSEXUAL MUCH JR. And I'll tell you what she thinks as soon as she stops laughing at you

>>39347137
I.e. stfu faggotfart

I heard Sigfried and Roy are looking for a new pool boy...

>>39347040
>You would have died a virgin in the tribal times as well.
wrong, I would be just as fit and able to do basic work, but I would have a tribal wife too, and I would have already gotten her at a younger age before she could have turned into a disgusting roastie

>>39346997
sex isnt even that grade, you get the gist of it through masturbation some even say its better than sex
what we are really missing is cuddling with a girl that loves us and shares our interests

>>39347202
I'm a woman though I just really like yaoi

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>>39347143
lmao. The Germanics were multiple tribes consisting of thousands of people you retard.
If you're seriously saying that the world has always been full of chads and stacies and stacies go to betabux after 40 years then you're deluded. traditional marriage has only decreased in the last 80 years.

>>39347179
LOL@YOU of all people thinking you know about women at all, let alone anything about women's infidelity in the past compared to present times

You're kind of like a black crow trying to explain the space shuttle program... Why don't you just shut the fuck up?

>>39347182
Wendy looks like she would enjoy sucking on a thicc virgin cock, but by all means tell me what the witch says.

>>39347227
Hahaha

So... You're one of these 'never seen a vagina' guys that thinks women's labia is created from having too much sex ?

(roastie)

Hahahahahaha

Idiot

>>39347040

The fact that I'm here means my ancestors procreated successfully. Checkmate.

>>39347312
>completely misses the point
then again, nice name, trip boi.

>>39347227
No, you would have died at a young age. Chad would have his harem. You would either be dead or a beta virgin who can't touch Chad's harem.

>>39347259
People fucked outside of marriage way more in the old times, even 100 years ago, than today. You know that, right?

>>39347357
>chad's harem
not a mudslime muzzie, so I don't think that really would have been the problem.

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>>39345994
Pretty much this. Everybody got some. Today its not even enough to be average looking to get girls. You must be Chad, top 5%. Who do you think keeps the society going? Could be 95% of men? Pussy was a great motivator to work but now as thats pretty much impossible no matter what men are opting out and perfectly happy with neet life, porn and vidya.

You gave rights to women and every time when "Whos gonna pay for me and chads baby" tread pops up i laugh my ass off. Let it burn thats my motto.

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>>39347372
yeah in civilised societies. but for most of human times we have lived in tribal societies, and most tribal societies treat promiscuous people by exiling them, beating them or killing them

>>39346149
Dad get out of my room! Im watching anime.

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Gimme an S
Gimme a T
Gimme an F
Gimme a U

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>>39347483
Hey is this you, bro?

>>39347483
Tattletales strip club? I remember in another post you said you dj'd for a strpclub

>>39347455
now a days its the reverse its the virgins and non promies that get shit on

>>39347372
The men probably had mistresses sure but the wives would never even think of cheating on their husband

Tribal this, tribal that, tribal tribal tribal.....

Boring

The topic is GETTING PUSSY

fuck tribes

BY THE WAY, MY WIFE AGREES WITH ME THAT OP HASCHOSEN AN EXQUISITE PHOTOGRAPH OF THE PERFECT ASS AND LEGS

(at least he's not into fat slobs)

>>39347593
by the way Memphis Tennessee is now the number one murder capital of America, second only to Detroit actually. on my third day there a black dude pulled a pistol on me and wanted a cigarette. did I give him one? Fuck no. I told him I just got out of prison and that "we are in this togetha my brotha"... he said "spect" and put a snub nose revolver back into his pocket. believe it or not I thought it was rather exciting. that same afternoon I got hired to paint a mural of Jerry Lee Lewis in his new nightclub downtown. Memphis rules Georgia sucks. in Georgia everybody called me a 'Yankee' because I could spell my last name... last time I checked, Memphis is in the south. that's where I live now. Georgia is a distant memory. this alleged Yankee has gone back home to Memphis

>>39347512
Yes that's me and Aaron Paul, the actor who played Jesse on Breaking Bad...

Yep

>>39347554
Yes Tattletales, The Cheetah III and The Gold Club

Deejayed for 9 years and 9 months

>>39345499
This. Minus the 2D thing. I can't imagine watching a traditional porn.

>>39347264
how do you attack me personally when im anonymous xD

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>>39347621

Memphis Tennessee is now the number one murder capital of America, second only to Detroit actually. on my third day there a black dude pulled a pistol on me and wanted a cigarette. did I give him one? Fuck no. I told him I just got out of prison and that "we are in this togetha my brotha"... he said "spect" and put a snub nose revolver back into his pocket. believe it or not I thought it was rather exciting. that same afternoon I got hired to paint a mural of Jerry Lee Lewis in his new nightclub downtown. Memphis rules Georgia sucks. in Georgia everybody called me a 'Yankee' because I could spell my last name... last time I checked, Memphis is in the south. that's where I live now. Georgia is a distant memory. this alleged Yankee has gone back home to Memphis

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>>39347000
I just dont get how you cant get a girl. I dont even have to try and they swarm me all the time. Just be confident. Its that easy.

>>39347632
Why are you here? I found your Facebook. You're an ex-con who has gotten laid a lot. Wow. Is this your last refuge? You've left behind your past, as you said in one of your fb comments. Does that mean you've been left with so few friends you have to come to an anine board to brag? Or do you think you're helping people?

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Bipolarcoaster

>>39347632
oh just great look its tweaker and proud meth smoker dj genius johhnyy neptune just fucking greaaaaat
what pearls of wisdom does he have today for us losers?

>>39347710
Lol @ Facebook
HINT: I HAVEN'T DONE FB IN YEARS

I can't even think of how many years it's been... Maybe even a decade ?

Fact: chances are you're viewing a dummy mocked up fake page

Facebook is for idiots

Once you've logged into fb, they record you continually through your mic, and secretly take pics and videos of you...

WHY would I do Facebook?

>>39347710
he comes here every few months to mock us while high on meth and brag about how cool he thinks he is

>nameshit ruins thread, again.

>>39347796
>they record you continually through your mic, and secretly take pics and videos of you


no johhny you got it all wrong thats the meth paranoid talking man
get off that shit man its a sin ;)

What the fuck is happening ITT? original

>>39347710
I couldn't give less of a fuck about helping YOU.....

not YOU...

THEM ?... sure

But you are a total loss...

It's readily apparent that you refuse to learn

>>39347264
Its true tho. You can even observe this behavior today in some places. Arranged marriages, girl is married as soon as she hits puberty, even earlier in some places, she cant go anywhere without male escort and if by some miracle she finds a chad to fuck and cheat collective society literally kills her as a whore that she is. Everybody gets pussy there and have fuck ton of babies.

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>>39347796
You avoided my question. Are you so lost and alone that you have to brag about your drug-fueled STD parties to a bunch of virgins and outcasts? Maybe you were a stud before. Are YOU now the outcast? Your tweaker girlfriend is counting down the days until her sugar daddy drops to the floor clutching his chest. Turn your life around FOR GOOD and adopt a plant-based diet centered around whole grains, legumes, and green vegetables

>>39347875
bing BING WAHOOO
hereeeeee we go

the race is on john has lit and taken a hit of the meth pipe

>>39347891
yeaaaaah boiiiii

yu tell em

>>39347891
Hey fartflaps....

Lonely ?.. alone ?...

I wish.. I'm MARRIED...

and I've been a vegetarian for 31 years

But thank you for the advice

>>39347589
Don't you see the cognitive dissonance in your statement? Men fucked around. Women fucked around. STDs galore, but it was unknown at the time what they were. Same for pregnancies. There were no paternity tests.

>>39347424
>Pretty much this. Everybody got some

Nope. A bunch of young men throughout history died before before getting laid or even a gf. Think of all the countless teen boys and young men who died as foot soldiers during warfare from ancient times up to now. This isn't counting the people who died at childhood because of rampant disease or plague.

>>39347589
>wives would never even think of cheating
Lmao. Yeah human nature drastically changed in the last 100 years, magically. Before that all women were pure waifus

Why the fuck are you guys still replying to that insufferable namefag?

>>39345100
hardcore porn just makes things harder. Being an voyeur, a cuckold, isn't something you want. You can try to emulate the good stuff of sex with softcore stuff and imagination.

>>39348106
i think he left, that guy is annoying as fuck and a delusional drug addict

>>39348104
>Lmao. Yeah human nature drastically changed in the last 100 years, magically.

Human nature hasn't changed, but social conventions have. 100 years ago, even 70 years ago, women were incentivized to stay faithful, because if the husband caught wind of this and left her they would have no one to turn to besides family. Being a divorced woman was highly stigmatized in the past. A woman in that position would have zero upward mobility and most likely be ostracized by many people.

>>39347789
By the way, the entire METH myth is nothing more than one of my many TROLLER TOOLS, designed to get under the skin of mental midgets...

Years ago, I noticed that while trolling, I could say I murdered and raped small children (in that order) and nobody would raise an eyebrow... However, if I mentioned doing methamphetamine, suddenly everybody would get upset for some reason and I just thought it was hilarious watching people get so bent out of shape over something so stupid...

I have used it as a litmus test for years the, able to weed out the cool people from the weak minded individuals and the judgemental little queers...

Congratulations!... You one of the weak-minded judgemental little sissy boys....

I haven't even smoked pot in years you stupid little idiot

>>39348299
Here's a video you made of your wifey smoking SOMETHING out of a methpipe. My guess is it wasn't tobacco
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qspuDksLtuk

>>39347854
Really ?... Obviously you're unaware that Mark Zuckerberg was caught off guard during a press conference, and asked about fb surreptitiously monitoring its users... He paused and stumbled and finally responded "we're just interested in seeing what music our users listen to"

But secretly taking video and photos of its users has nothing to do with music, nor does the recording through the microphones...

Have you ever actually gotten anything correct in your life?

>>39345187
>real sex happens in the pitch blackness
Do you only have sex with fatties and prudes? The only time I've fucked in the dark is when I wake up in the middle of the night to my girl pressing her ass against my hard dick. Otherwise lights are always on or it's daylight

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>>39348336
LOL @ you being a 'detective' and finding a publicly available video I posted to back up my trolling of a crappy chatroom called MBUZZY

and NO she's not actually smoking meth, weaselboy... It's flex dumbass, readily available at any headshop, totally non narcotic flex...

HEY DETECTIVE .....

why don't you 'uncover' the article about the Atlanta Police looking for me in garbage cans ?

(I wrote it, James Bond)

Don't quit your day job, Detective

AGAIN :

can someone please tell me WHY people get so upset when I make them think I do meth ?

It makes no sense

It's irrational

If you want a girl
You're going to have to IMPRESS HER
not with money
Not with a big dick
Not with Hollywood good looks

WITH MAGNETIC SELF CONFIDENCE

>>39348592
Makes sense. Any tips on cultivating said confidence?

>>39348592
Dont fall for the "just be confident" meme lads.

https://youtu.be/EFnJMPQow7A

>>39348613
Yes
Modify your behavior
Your behavior has been consistent self doubt

>>39348780
Lol @ you trying SO desperately to prevent others from finding happiness

coward

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My wife and I are done making dinner

Time to eat

Be well

>>39348592
You are so full of shit Neptune, that doesn't work on ALL women like it's some universal rule

Out there exists a size queen that WILL reject you because your cock is too small

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>>39349617
Yea thats probably enough shitposting for today. Rest up wagecuck. Tomorrow you need to go and earn me some neet bucks.

MFW there will be nobody to give you your retirement money when you get to old. Men are checking out.

>>39345100
Whose butt is that? Pls orignalmaybetoolazy

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>Tfw in Polygamous societies 5-10% of men never had sex or even experienced the female body

Holy shit. Just imagine what it was like to live as a civilian during the Mongol Empire. Some men had 6-10 wives. If you were a robot then you should have killed yourself

>>39347045
this is true lindybeige did a video with this, lots of historians believe that only 40% of men passed on their genes and 80% of women passed on their genes. This explains why men fail a lot and succeed a lot, we are the experimental gene gender

>>39345100
>implying porn is like irl sex

you have lots to learn anon

>>39350886
Doesn't matter because I am not going to experience the latter, so to me porn and sex are the same thing. One of the good things about being a virgin.
>>39350303
No idea anon, sorry I couldn't help.

BACK...

hint: a chick doesn't know what size your penis is until she's already decided to fuck you anyway...

The entire 'big dick' thing is BULLSHIT....

you're simply stalling and procrastinating and showing us what a coward you are