>Last night
>Go to bar for the first time in a long time
>Find old co-worker fuckbuddy that moved away
>Get dragged by friends to the gay dancing club/bar
>I hate dancing but i'm drunk as fuck and wanna bang her again
>Go on dance floor
>She starts grinding on me something fierce
>Her ass is on my dick for like 4 mins straight
>Guy comes up to her and starts touching her from the front side while she's still grinding on me
>Put my hand on him and push him away gently in a "go away" type manner
>Probably said "hey man back off" or something (I don't remember I was drunk I guess)
>He gets mad like an autist and starts shoving me violently "THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?"
>Look at him and say "dude" and point to the door
>Gril says lets go and takes me outside
>Take her to my house to bang
>Didn't fuck her tho because I was too drunk to get my dick hard. So I ate her out and got some head
How was your night?
Shut the fuck up /b/efugee go back to your /b/ait board.
>>39342048
Oh nice you're a tripfag thanks for making it easier to filter you
>>39341977
pro tip
if you can't get it up the night before, crash over at hers and use the inevitable morning wood to go to town (plus you'll last longer with morning wood because science)
>>39341977
>tfw college starting in a week
>come back from holiday
>look at my house and remember i'm stuck here for another year busting my ass stuDYING
>Tfw memories of holiday and spending good times with grandparents and cousins wash over me
>feel somewhat depressed even though I have a better life than 80% of world population
Yeah good day
>>39341977
> Not hard
> Still get head
Must have been like sucking on a soggy prawn.
>>39342048
Have you considered suicide yet? Not trying to be an asshole, I just think the world would be better off without you.
>>39342244
It was hard for a sec just not long enough to put it in her
>>39341977
why would u think it was ok to put your hands on some guy u don't know? you think it makes it ok because he put his hands on a girl? it's not, I would've gotten my hammer from my car and beat your brains out