this guy who is literally typecast as an unfuckable weirdo has

>>39338062
Literally who? Even Google just says smile. His face makes me think of that suicidal redditor who said he loved school from that thread that's been floating around for like a couple days now.

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>>39338098
neil casey

he was the neckbeard villain in ghostbusters who was mocked for his virginity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8teRxOSNHs

>>39338062
he is probably loaded with cash and connected, he is just betabux while she fucks chads and goes on trips to african countries

>>39338062
>9/10 stacey wife
Nigga most of the girls in my class look better than that. Go outside.

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>>39338184
couldn't she get someone hot AND rich if that was the case

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>>39338202
she's waaaaaaaay hotter than him, that's all i'm saying

>>39338204
>>39338427
she looks like shit, no way she can get both hot and a rich guy to marry her

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>>39338463
>she looks like shit
she does not, she has a pretty face and a thicc body

i'm out of pictures

>>39338178
He was awesome in it too, best part of the new Ghostbusters for sure.

>>39338463
She looks at least average and has big tits. She looks hot as fuck in the OP pic with her freckles and her sexy smile.

>>39338178
I just went through his Wikipedia filmography. He's a literal nobody. I haven't seen any of the movies he's in, certainly not the Ghostbusters remake, and he's not memorable in any of the tv shows I've seen that he's been in.

>>39338495
the best part was the irish joke
>>39338505
>He's a literal nobody. I haven't seen any of the movies he's in, certainly not the Ghostbusters remake, and he's not memorable in any of the tv shows I've seen that he's been in.
which makes it all the more bizarre that he has a hot wife

and every single show he is cast as the unfuckable weirdo (other space, inside amy schumer, ghostbusters)

>>39338178
Haha these guys are r9k before they turn completely misogynist. Owned by Amy, no wonder she's so hated XD

>>39338549
haha i remember 2014 too

>2 minutes ago
>6 family members in the house, all women, including my mother
>hear mom 'hey girl dont walk around topless because anon is in the house'
>'oh i'm sure he's used of seeing many boobs'
>mom doesn't say a word
>mfw

>>39338619
what does that have to do with anything

not original x2

>>39338619
Who was topless?

>>39338062
ugly fat cow

>>39338956
and i thought fembots didn't exist

neck yourself, she's hot

>>39338062
if you think this guy's ana unfuckable weirdo you obviously haven't met me

>tfw traveling in South Asia
>British and German Chads trying to talk to some dumpy English girls and a really, really attractive brown chick
>go to the hostel by myself, resigned to loneliness
>tfw get drunk and keep bumming cigarettes from everyone in my hostel
>tfw British Chad gets really angry at me and says I'm being cheap and disrespectful
>say I'm sorry, he accepts my apology
>tell him I didn't mean it and he refuses to look at me for the rest of the night
>tfw I probably look like a massive asshole to everyone
>want to get more drunk
>ask if anyone else is down
>Germans say they want to go to sleep
>really attractive brown chick says okay
>go together
>end up having sex
>check out and go to a new city the next day
>tfw she sucks my dick in the back of the bus and we're meeting again tonight

W-wew, finally made it.

>>39338062
>this is a 9/10 to some nigger out there
sad.

>>39338062
judging by my standards

while certainly not ugly or aging yet there are some... problems

-overweight, and in the chubby way not the the THICC way, which is basically a thin bodytypes physics (no folds/creases/etc.) but enlarged
-the face is rounded, with large cheeks and little angles to produce a stereotypical sexual predator appearance
-facial expression resembles a stock photo

nothing unfix able weight wise, and surgery could fix some parts of the face but be highly careful to not produce a fake bimbo appearance

6.5/10 by my standards

>>39339034
https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e30c3ac7-b7a6-49ce-9fbb-85e9bdef73fa
>>39339097
what's wrong with her

big tits, pretty face, thicc body

>>39339116
>overweight, and in the chubby way not the the THICC way
not really, see here:
>>39338427
>the face is rounded, with large cheeks and little angles
ie. pretty

if she has a little fat on her it's because she was carrying this guy's child

>>39338062
>most of the people say that i'm a 8/10
>no gf
>watch the guy in the pic
>fuckme.png

>>39339144
while not overweight or in the chubby range, the picture isnt toned/uber healthy, basically subpar genetic/mental characteristics

if i was looking for someone i would be on the prowl for "cute" (which i have to say the "girl next door" has never been to me) or "sexy"

all i have heard & seen when someone is described as "pretty" is someone with curves in the right places and the WRONG places aswell

>>39339373
her body is fine and she has a pretty face
>all i have heard & seen when someone is described as "pretty" is someone with curves in the right places and the WRONG places aswell
it's about face you dip, she's classically pretty

>>39339391
fine is not excellent which is a 10
again curves in all the wrong places, such as the face

>>39339415
>again curves in all the wrong places, such as the face
her face doesn't have a lot of fat on it

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>Woman who literally has the face of a classical model
>>Nigga most of the girls in my class look better than that
How delusional can you be?

>>39339116
>little angles
What are you, gay? Men's faces are supposed to be angled, women's are supposed to be rounded and smooth. Same with physique.

>>39340298
yeah none of these people go outside, she's objectively got a pretty face
>>39340346
nah strong sharp features are attractive on either gender

>>39340366
You don't know anything about feminine beauty.

>>39340366
She doesn't have a sharp face, but she has perfect facial proportions.
>>39338178
Look for misshapen the other girl here looks by comparison.

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>>39340382
western standards of beauty are kinda masculine
>>39340397
she has a sharp chin
>>39338204

>>39340436
She has a chin. It is sharp if you compare it with someone who doesn't.

whoah youre tellin me successfull hollywood actors can get laid easily?? this changes everything!!!

>>39340579
>successful
barely anyone knows who he is

>>39338062
He's pretty attractive and has a good facial structure, also an actor so wealthy and good social skills.
She's just a tub of lard and doesn't even have a good face to compensate

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>>39340690
>He's pretty attractive and has a good facial structure
lmaaaaaaaaaoooooooo
>She's just a tub of lard and doesn't even have a good face to compensate
wrong on all counts

>9/10 stacey wife
She's 4/10 at BEST with makeup on. If anything you're proving our point that she's the best you can hope for as a non-Chad even if you're literally famous.

>>39340720
At this point I think they're just trolling.

>>39340786
>She's 4/10 at BEST with makeup on
she is NOT "below average at best", literally just compare her with the ghostbusters cast, she's hotter than all of them

>>39340632
I dont think you understand the meaning of being succesfull actor or actress. the majority of them are not household names. he has decently large roles in multiple big budget productions. you can cope all you want but that is far from the average ugly dude

>>39340944
well at least you admit he's ugly
>you can cope all you want but that is far from the average ugly dude
he's still a fat ugly manlet who pulled someone really hot

>>39340990
I don't think anyone thats not in denial thinks that you can get a hot wife if you're rich or talented with a lot of social capital? Physical Attractiveness is by far the most important factor regardless